See Ch. 1 for disclaimer.
Okay, another chapter. Sorry it took so long, school has been hectic. Hope you like it.
Chapter Three: You Idiot!
"As soon as he wakes up, we'll get this whole thing figured out."
'Hmm, that sounded like me.' Rodney thought groggily.
"Aye, and hopefully he can sort this out."
'That was Carson so this must be, oh boy, the infirmary.'
Slowly, he cracked an eye open. The light pierced his eye painfully and he immediately shut it. He let out a long sigh to signal that he was awake.
"Carson he seems to be waking up." Elizabeth stated.
Carson walked over, wondering if Rodney had lost it or if they really had switched bodies. He approached the bed timidly, a look of apprehension on his face. John/Rodney had opened his eyes finally and was shooting daggers at Carson.
"Well, um, how do you feel?" Cason asked, as if he were unsure it was the right thing to ask.
"Oh, my head is killing me. I'm gonna kill Major Sheppard." Rodney rambled on.
"Not if I kill you first." John shouted, separated by a curtain.
Rodney did a double take. That was his voice. He was sure that he heard it earlier and here he was hearing it again. He looked around but saw no one except Carson and Elizabeth.
"What is going on? I know that was my voice and this isn't." Rodney said, looking like a rocket ready to burst.
Suddenly, the curtain burst open and he was staring at himself. And he too looked mad. A little light bulb in Rodney's head went off. He brought his hands in front of his face for further examination. Those were definitely not his hands.
"Oh, you are so dead! 'Besides, what's the worst that can happen?' You idiot!" Rodney shouted.
"Like I knew what was going to happen. I was only trying to annoy you a little bit, not cause this to happen. Besides, you got the better end of the deal." John said, mumbling the last part.
"What! Okay, for starters, that little phrase is always followed by something so ironic, it isn't even funny," Rodney said, ignoring the fact the Carson and Elizabeth's faces were turning red from keeping laughter in. "Second, my body is just fine, thank you. Now I'm going to get Zelenka and go to the lab and figure this out."
"Oh, good, because the faster this is resolved, the better." With that, both John and Rodney attempted to get out of their beds. They were both stopped by Carson's voice.
"Stop! You two are not going anywhere. I have tests to run. And I need to monitor you two and make sure there are no side effects. Who knows what will happen." He said, giving them the doctor glare. They both sighed and flopped back into bed.
"Alright, I will send Zelenka down and he can talk to you two and see if he can fix this." Elizabeth stated, staring down at Rodney's evil glare. She knew he would love that."I have some paper work to do, so have a good time with the tests you two." She called as she ran out.
"Okay, let's get started." Carson said, ignoring the pained looks on his friend's faces. He sighed. These next few hours were going to be hell.
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