See Disclaimer on Ch. One

I'm not very sorry that I didn't update sooner. I only got a few reviews and I lost some of my confidence. But I'm back and will hopefully finish this soon.

Chapter Four: Test Results

"Ow! You seriously don't have to press that hard!"

'It is weird hearing my own voice' John thought, 'especially because it is so grating.'

He had gotten through the tests okay but Rodney seemed to be having some trouble.

"Carson, really, how many times are you going to have to poke me?"

"At this point, as many times as I feel like you deserve it." Carson's patience was wearing thin. He could tell that John was restless but restraining himself. Rodney on the other hand was being a pain in the butt. He had whined for the full three hours that they had been doing the tests. "Alright, I'm done. You two stay here while I get these tested."

As Carson walked away, Dr. Zelenka approached. He had been waiting patiently while Rodney was having blood drawn. He was trying his best not to smile but a small one slipped out.

"This is not funny! We need to get this fixed as soon as possible. Do you know how weird this is?" Rodney asked.

"Yes, I do know. Get this fixed as soon as possible." John said to them.

"Okay, okay." Rodney proceeded to tell Dr. Zelenka what had happened. He smiled when he heard what John had said right before he dropped the devise.

"That is very ironic." He said. "I will look at it alone, so that nothing weird will happen." With that, he left to look at the devise.

"I'm bored." John stated. 'Heh, I'll just have to annoy Rodney some more' he thought.

"Don't even think about it. I know that smirk."

Meanwhile…

Carson sighed as he looked over the results. Nothing seemed out of order. He checked over them one more time. Nope everything was normal. Well, at least on the paper. He looked up suddenly as he heard a crash. Both John and Rodney seemed to be having a rubber band war. And by the looks of it, John was winning.

"Rod – err Major, stop that!" He yelled, leaving the safety of his office.

"Sorry Doc. I'm just so bored. Can't we go?" John whined.

"Well, your test results seem to indicate that you are both "normal". So I suppose that I can let you go." Carson said. Both men rushed out and Carson turned back to his office. He picked up the papers littering his desk. They slipped from his hand and he sighed. As he bent to pick the papers up, something caught his eye. There was a paper beneath his desk. 'It must have fallen when the nurse brought these papers' he thought.

As he straightened up, a few words seemed to pop out. "That can't be right." He muttered to himself. A few minutes later and he hit his headset.

"Elizabeth, you need to get down here now. I need to tell you something extremely important."

"Carson, are you okay? You sound freaked." Elizabeth's concerned voice came through the headset.

"Yes, I'm fine but there is something weird that I absolutely must tell you."

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