Ok..people you made me totally sad.but idc…I got 1 review! 1! How rude..i got more hits so yea..anyway..for you people who asked what "BEAST" meant it was

Beast- awesome, sexy, fucking sweet, coolies, may I go on?

K anyway

That's it..if you pplz that review have anymore questions that I may answer, than shoot

Ok now on with the chapter.

"Blackkus rapieo" I shouted!

Draco Malfoy's hair, had just turned from platinum blond to jet black, similar to Harry's, it looked good.

"ok, now ah!" Draco scremed like a girl it was funny.

"Hahaha, oh my god, your mom was right, I have to do this more often!" I laughed!

"No, my mom was not right! My hair is blond, not some emo black! This isnt fair. Hermonie I hate you! You killed my hair. It looks gay! Like that one teacher! (lol I was soooooo thinking of mr.wright lol! I hate him! I hope you read this you stupid stupid teacher! You are horrible!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ok sry, weird moment oh and ya review or I kill you tommorrow!jk) I think his name is Mr. Wright! HE'S AMERICAN! I HATE AMERICANS!OH MY GOD! I LOOK AMERICAN! my life is over! Heromonie kill me now…wait, no now you'll make we gayer, you will put Snape on me with tha curse! Oh my god! You're the DEVIL!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh there is no god! The world is going to end! Nooooooooooooo" He scremed like a girl even more aout how this was the apolipics (I have no idea who to spell that cuz im stupid) "Draco, shut the fuck up! You sound like a girl, no, you sound gay and like a girl, basicly it the same to me! (ok I have nothing agnist gay's cuz my best friend is gay and I love her to death I woul take a bullet for DARA well auctaly shes bi, but still, my sisters also bi, but still yea!) just shut up, your killing my ears to the point to where I think I feel liquid in there, and it smells salty!" I yelled at him, he sat in a little corner. I felt a fimilar vibtarting in my poket, and a song which was "World War Me" by: From First To Last (just what happened to be on my ipod) I answerd the phone and I heard Marcus, my friend from muggle school, start singing "Saying Goodbye, this time, the same old story, seeing you cry, makes me feel like saying sorry" he sang into his phone "Just a few last hours, gotta make this count!" I sang back "are we falling forward 'Monie?" he asked "are you gonna say goodbye?" I asked back, then we laughed together. Draco just looked at me like I was crazy "It's a song Draco, honestly" I said "do I really sound like a girl?" he asked "Arggg, Marcus, where are you, im coming over" I asked him over the phone (oh dear, I gots a text messege from my "friend" so imma put what he just texted me) "we're at a club where I'm gonna get, get, get you drunk, then I'm going to put my love drunk on your hump" Marcus said, I had the weirdest face on "um, are you-,um, no" I said "just no" I continued "no,no,no,no,no,no,no" I've heard that song way…to many times in the past 5 months just no Marcus,no"I shouted ", I was just kidding ok, haha, I'm at Gil's place were using people to get money, were playing slave"he laughed "oh, well I have to take a friend home, we've been shopping today" I said I put him on speaker because I was doing something and I needed two hands "oh, wait is it that one chick I saw you with today with the black hair, damn she was fine" I said "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOOK LIKE A GIRL!OH BUT I'M A PRETTY GIRL, BUT I'M A GIRL!OH MY GOD" Draco screamed. The only thing that came out of me was 'hhhhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha' plus getting dirty fro rolling on the ground laughing plus 'hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha' multiplied by a big 'LOL' plus 'hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah….ha' "Yea, that girl, oh wait..ow" I said, Draco just hit me, with a random wrench he got from the ground, but I noticed that my pen was missing from my purse, so I knew that he trasfigured it. I hit him with a mallet that I tarsfigured from his wrench and laughed again, today was full of laughter ah, so many laughs. "hello, 'Monie, are you there" Marcus asked "Oh, yea, that girl was a guy by the way" I told him I held the phone away from my ear about 12 feet, and I could still hear his screams "Ok, wait, was that a joke? Or were you teling me the truth?" he asked "oh, that was the truth" I replied "oh, ok, I'm going to go shoot myself now, bye" he said blankly "No, don't do that!" I said "ok." He said "hey I have to go take this "chick" home, k?" I asked "ok that's cool. Talk to you later then?" he asked "yep, laterz" and I hung up the phone.

Ok, so I was in a random funny mood! I couldn't help it!

This was my funni chapter don't hate me!

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