Chapter three: Tuesday
A/N: Warning this is going to be rated M and I will be an evil bitch in the eyes of those who dare not to imagine Myo being gay or bi… One part of this chap is inspired by ? pics by the name "No pain, no gain!"(though the other way round XD ) And the whole time(chap 1 and 2) I forgot to tell you that the kids are actually their age of season two! Sorry… Had to make them that old for… you'll see…
"Well ladies. Feel like at home." Myotismon said throwing his cape over an ebony armchair with red velvet upholstery.
"Ok!" Sora cheered, slumped herself onto the couch, stripped of her shoes and placed her feet on the small table nearby. "You've got a really nice shed, Myo!" She said stretching. Myotismon raised an eyebrow. "I said feel, don't behave like at home…"
"Hey Myo, where do you keep the spirits?" Mimi asked looking around. Kari giggled. "Wrong series Mimi, that's Frontier and Lucemon!"
"I'd recommend you not to use this name in my house!" Myotismon suddenly growled and the girls looked at him. "Why not?" Mimi asked curious and smiled at the grumpy vampire. "Familial matters…" Myotismon hissed and finished this conversation though grumbling to himself. "Damn six-winged fucker pinching LadyDe from me…on our wedding day!" Mimi shrugged. "O-kay… Anyway… Now where do you keep the real spirits, Myo?"
"Forget it girl! You're too young for alcohol, if you get drunk you'll probably be lecherous and yielding… hmm…(considers the just said) Over there in the black cupboard!" He motioned with a sly smile. While the girls rummaged through his stock of booze Myo sat down in his armchair thinking about what to do with them now… "My three best friends!" Mimi screamed cheerful. The vampire listened up and looked around. How could the other digidestineds have followed? But then he realized the digidestined of sincerity was still at the cupboard. "Jim, Jack and Johnny!" She squeaked and carried three bottles to the sofa.
"Whew! Myo! Wine, schnapps, whiskey, vodka, brandy, sherry, beer, liquor… And some stuff I don't even know the name of? Are you an alcoholic!" Sora asked with curiosity. He smiled grim. "You know, if there are at least eight people who want to kill you, life can be a bit depressing!" All the girls screamed: "Awww poor Myo!" And jumped over to hug him. "Oy get of, will ya!" He scowled, slightly disturbed by the lot of love. When suddenly they all heard a knocking and looked over to a black wooden door into which a bat-symbol was carved. The door opened and Piedmon popped his head into the room. "Myo, big boy. I'm waiting here since an hour and…" Suddenly the clown turned silent seeing the girls still assembled on the vampire, Sora nibbling at his ear, Mimi moving her hand up and down his well muscled chest (under his shirt!) and Kari playing with his blond hair strands…
… deadly silence…
"What's this about Myo? It's Thursday! Our Thursday boy! Remember?" Piedmon asked slightly sulky. Myotismon's eyes widened in shock and he got up from the armchair. Girls randomly hitting the floor with three loud THUDs… "Dammit! Thursday! Forgot that, sorry! But it's not yet time, is it!" He said stripping his glove to look at his wrist. "Darn! Three hairs past artery! You're right!" He winced and put on his glove again. "Girls!" He said turning to the female digidestineds which shot loathing glares at Piedmon. "Excuse me for a moment! … Uhm… Make it yourself comfortable while I'm off!" At this moment Sora had opened another door and screamed in bliss. "Chicks! Myo's got a Jacuzzi!" Myotismon sweat dropped (the good old anime way!) While the girls ran of to test the fun. He heard their subdued voices behind the closed door. "Uh what's that crimson button for?"
"Yikes! That's blood!"
"So Piedmon… Any plans?" The vampire said turning to the clown and followed him through the black door with the bat symbol… into his bedroom…
"Of course! Look what I got from Sadomon's shop!" The clown grinned closing the door behind Myotismon. "Barbed handcuffs, lovely! But let's keep at the old toys as well…" The vampire retorted and crimson sparks flared up at his fingertips. "As you demand master!" Piedmon said and let himself fall onto Myotismon's closed coffin which stood in the middle of a four poster without a mattress. "So I do slave!" The vampire chuckled and fixed Piedmon's wrists against the posts with the handcuffs, licking the blood that immediately began to ooze. The hell-clown groaned in enjoyment. Then Myotismon took his own two belts and fixed Piedmon's legs to the other posts. Now the clown was a completely helpless victim. "So Piedmon, you were defeated by the digidestineds!" Myotismon asked towering over his plaything in his full seven feet of height. "Yes master! Please don't punish me!" Piedmon winced theatrical. "Looser! Failure! Now I will cause you pain and suffering!" Myotismon hollered with a manically evil laugh. "I'm going to torture you so slowly you'll think it's a career!" And whipped down his Crimson Lightning onto the clown. "Now how do you like this, slave?" He shouted and Piedmon screamed, as the energy burnt his clothes to bits. "MORE! MORE!… I mean… OW! OW! Trump Sword!" And his swords darted out of their sheaths and slashed Myotismon's shirt apart.
"How dare you attack me, whipping boy! That means vengeance!" The half naked vampire yelled leaping forwards and landed with straddled legs on Piedmon. His crotch only inches away of the clown's. He stripped off his gloves and drew his fingernails over the mega-levels chest, leaving bloody scrapes. "OW! YES! Go on! UH YEAH!" The clown groaned as the vampire bowed forward ramming his fangs into his victim's neck. At his thigh Myotismon could now feel that Piedmon was highly enjoying their game… (A/N: I'm a spoiled little bitch!) "My! More impressive than Angemon's rod!" Myotismon chuckled and was about to 'sit down' when a pestering voice resounded from the just opened door… "Ey boss I'm going to do the weekly purchase and wanted to ask whether you…" DemiDevimon's voice turned slower with every syllable. "… need… some...things…?" He goggled at his master, who was in an unambiguous position, on Piedmon, who just grinned from one ear to the other…
… deadly silence…
Then Myo bowed backwards (bloody movable the little queer!) grabbed one of Piedmon's boots and hurled it at DemiDevimon, knocking him out. "Lockable doors! That's what I need!" The vampire growled and returned to his undertaking…
One hour later the girls were bored of the Jacuzzi and returned to the unliving room (Yikes bad puns! I'm outtie!), annihilating Myo's alcoholWhen the black door with the bat-symbol opened and Myotismon walked out of the room behind it, with slightly rosy cheeks (and a new shirt), skimming his blond hair back. "Hi Myo. What were Piedmon and you doing in there?" Kari asked innocently. The vampire startled. He hadn't noticed the girls. "Ehm… we… uh… were plotting evil plans for your destruction…" He lied turning round for hastily closing the door and his zipper. (Question: Do his trousers even have one?… INSERT "There's something about Mary – hair gel - Joke" HERE!)
"Uh you are so wicked, Myotismon! I love that!" Sora squeaked with dreamy eyes, not knowing how wicked Myotismon actually had been a few minutes ago. She stumbled, fell against him and slung her arms around his neck. "Yeah you're so evi-evilly… you tiny blue cookie man!" He raised an eyebrow but then smelled her breath. "Child! You're totally inebriated!" He said placing her on the sofa. "Naw she ishn't!" Mimi muttered at him, waving with an half emptied bottled of Vodka. "Oy'm more sh… shmashed shan her! You sherk!"
"Myo you fucker! Don't think I didn't notice the way you looked at her!" Sora then yelled from the sofa in a voice of envy. "Hish cock'sh mine!" Mimi barked and attacked Sora like a wild fury. The drunken girls bit each other, yelled at each other, scratched, dragged at their hair, and ripped their clothes apart in their frenzy. Everything belonging to a good catfight. For a moment Myotismon watched them… He liked the vision of blood running over their naked skin. But then decided to interfere. "Ladies! Ladies! There's enough of me for all of you!" He said with arms wide open. The wild cats looked up and then clasped around Myo's legs, purring. Kari was envy now as well, but Myo petted her head so she did not attack the others. "Jeeze…" He sighed. Herding those girls was probably worse than every fight he had against them. But he liked their warm bodies swathing his…
Meanwhile the male digidestineds and their digimon were highly worried about their fellows. "Izzy! For Christ's sake! Hurry up! Why haven't you hacked into their system yet?" Tai yelled at the red haired boy shaking him at the shoulders. "Say it don't spray it! I'm working on it!"
"Calm down Tai! He's doing the best he can!" Matt said giving him a headnut. "I can't!" Tai screeched walking a furrow into the ground. "He'll hurt Kari! I know it! And he'll force Sora to do nauseating, unnatural and perverted things! I know it!" The wanna-be leader of the group was now grabbing Joe at his collar and snarled at him. "I know he'll dress them in bat costumes of black leather and force them to be his minion bats! And they'll have to do all he wants! In all languages our series was translated to! Especially FRENCH!" Joe pushed up his glasses and mumbled to himself. "What I think and do, I believe others to do too…" Gladly Tai didn't hear it as he was moving over to Izzy again. "Hurry up you nerdy bastard or I'll kick a football up your ass!" Now this was the moment Matt pulled out his Smithon & Western, loaded with narcotic bullets and shot Tai down. "Thanks man!" Izzy said. "After all I'm using Win XP!"
I know it's crap but with some nice views at Myo…Was a bit bored of writing at the end of it… to be continued! And thanks ? for reviewing! Keep doing so!