(Life boat comes in a little to fast and hit the ground. Yet, somehow, everyone survives.)
M.C.Aren't you all sopposed to be dead?
All marines and pilotDon't jinx it!
M.C...sniff...Don't yell...sniff...at me!
(M.C. takes off his glove and slaps everyone in the face kinda like in the cartoons. M.C. finishes and looks down at his hand...)
M.C.Oh...my...god...i broke...a nail.Somebody is going to pay for this.
(M.C. looks at the pilot)
M.C.YOU!
PilotOh no.
M.C.If I had a gun I would shoot you.
Marine1Uh..Cheif...here ya go.
(Marine1 hands M.C. a pistol)
M.C.AHHHHHHH HE'S GOT A GUN EVERYONE RUN FOR IT!Oh...your giving it to me...riiiiiiight...I knew that...I was just testing you all to see how you would react.
Marine2I'm sure you did Cheif.
M.C.You're going to regret that.
(M.C. then shoots everyone in the head and proceeds to where Johnson and the rest of the marines are)
CortanaI'm reading a life boat beacon over the next hill.
M.C....And your point is?
JohnsonWe could use your help,Cheif.
M.C.Oh...so you're just using me?...sniff...NOBODY LIKES ME!
JohnsonSure,why not?
(M.C. tries to strangle Johnson)
M.C.I hate you and all that you stand for.I also hate your invincibility.
JohnsonThank you.
M.C....You're...welcome?
JohnsonWell anyway, before you showed up, I thought we were cooked.
M.C.I like mine medium rare.
JohnsonWha-
CortanaWe have multiple Covenant Dropships inbound.
M.C.What are the Covenant?
Cortana...They are what we have been fighting for more than 20 years.
M.C.I thought that it has just been a really long Halloween.
CortanaJust go and kill those wimpy aliens.
(M.C. turns to Johnson)
M.C.Daddy, mommy said it is ok, can I, huh huh,can I?Don't make me do the puppy dog eyes.
JohnsonWhat in the world has gotten into you today?
M.C....Can I?Pretty please with a cherry on top?
JohnsonOh you have got to be kidding me.
M.C.DADDY!CAN I PLEASE GO KILL THEM ALL?
JohnsonOh lord, strike me down right now!
M.C. I wanna!
JohnsonPlease don't.
M.C.Do you have any grenades?
JohnsonNo.
M.C....sniff...No boom-boom?
JohnsonNo boom-boom.
M.C.ME WANT BOOM-BOOM!
(A/N Well that's the end of that chapter.Next,is the Covenant ship thingy)