(Thancks for all the reviews I have so far.I have two that are saying that you can't use script format.Anyone that agrees or disagrees please tell me)
(Pelican Dropship going into Covenant area to drop off troops)
M.C.This ship is kinda fun.WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
(Marines stare at M.C. like he is an idiot.Which he is.)
M.C.Oh,I'm sorry.How loud did I say that exactly?
JohnsonI will just say that there are one or two people down on Earth that didn't here that.
M.C.So I basicly ruined my reputation with that one, didn't I?
JohnsonYeah,pretty much.
M.C.Let's just get down there so I can kill some of those funny little orange and red midgets with the really bad alien costumes.
JohnsonWha-
CortanaAs long as they get dead, does it matter what he thinks they are?
Johnson...I guess not.
M.C.(going on about how much he likes to kill things)
JohnsonAre you going to start killing them or what?
M.C.Or what is a good question.
Johnson...I think your helmet is cutting the blood off to your somewhat small brain.
M.C.Thank you.
JohnsonJust kill them already!
M.C...sniff...
JohnsonOh no not this again.
M.C....sniff...Don't yell at me!But, since I want to kill something I'll let that one go.
JohnsonWill you please kill them?
M.C.Ok.(looks at the looooooooong barrel of his sniper rifle)Sweeeeeeeet.Beating stick.
(M.C. tears off the barrel of his sniper rifle and starts hitting the so-called midgets with it)
M.C.MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA nobody can stop me now.
JohnsonNice evil laugh you have going on there.
M.C.Thanks...WAITAMINUTE!You calling me evil?
JohnsonI do not like where this is going!
(M.C. throws Johnson over the side of the cliff but he comes back to life two seconds later and the M.C. throws him over again and that continues for about three hours.M.C.gets a new idea and kills the rest of the marines and steals all of their equiptment.)
M.C.(Looks down at everything he got.He sees four grenades...)BOOM-BOOMS!
JohnsonOh crap!
(M.C. starts blowing the crap out of Johnson until he is out of grenades.)
M.C.No more boom-booms?
JohnsonOh thank god!
M.C.(Looks over at a certain place on the ground and finds...)PLASMA BOOM-BOOMS!
JohnsonI am really starting to hate my life!
(Johnson jumps over the ledge and dies but comes back again and tries again and again and again.See the pattern here?Now imagine that going on for about four hours.Now fast foward to where M.C. finds Keyes)
KeyesComing here was reckless,ah who am I kidding?THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME!THEY WERE MAKING ME WATCH BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSUAR!
M.C.THOSE FIENDS!I WOULDN'T MAKE ANYBODY WATCH THAT!THAT IS PURE TORTURE!I AM GOING TO GET NIGHTMARES JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT!YOU BRAVE SOUL!
Keyes...sniff...give me a minute...
M.C.Okay,but after that,we gotta get out of here!