(A/N: Thanks for all the reviews!From all that I have I can tell that you are not allowed to use script format.So I'll try a normal format.Sir Goofa,I actually am sorry that the M.C. keeps crying but that makes it funny right?Still,I'll welcome reviews that tell me if you are allowed to use script format.Now that I think about it, I'll welcome any reveiws.)

Two pelicans flying to an island.The pelicans are about thirty feet above the water.The M.C. is looking around nervously.

"I hope I don't fall out..." he said.

"Who cares if you do fall out?You'll just land in water!"said Johnson.

"You make a forceful arguement."M.C. said.

"I am just going to babble on about the map we use to find the control room while you try to think of a way to kill me."Cortana said.

"You got that right!"said Johnson.

The pelicans hover not even one foot above the sand.

"Wow...Long way down."said M.C.

"Just shut up and get out so we can kill some of those...uh...midgets."said Johnson.

"YAY!"said M.C.

"Touchdown!Hit it Marines!"said the pilot.

"Touchdown?Does that mean the Broncos win?Oh well."

The M.C. starts shooting blindly hitting Covenant and Marines alike.When all the Covenant are dead, the Marines run in fear from the M.C.

"Nobody likes me!"said M.C.

"If some body shot you, would you still like them?"Johnson asked.

"Well...yeah because I have enrgy sheilds and I wouldn't get hurt."said M.C.

"...I was trying to get a point across, here.Man, you are hopeless!"Johnson said.

"Thank you, I get that a lot."said M.C.

"I bet you do!"said Johnson

"Area secure.All hostiles have been eliminated"said a Marine.

"No I haven't been eliminated!"said M.C.

"Riiiiiiiiiight.Anyway, affirmitive, Echo 419 inbound. Somebody order a warthog?"said Foehammer.

"I didn't know you made house-calls Foehammer"said a random Marine.

"You know our motto, we deliver"said Foehammer.

"WARTHOG?I ORDERED THE MEAT LOVER'S PIZZA!"said M.C.

"Whatever!"said Johnson.

The M.C., losing hope, looked in the driver's seat.

"PIZZA!"said M.C.

"We might be here a while"said Johnson.

The M.C. ate all of the pizza and slept off the tummy ache he got.

(Some hours later)The M.C. wakes up.

"YAWN...Well, let's get to work!"said the M.C.

"Finaly!"said Johnson.

The M.C. and two Marines get in the warthog.Cut to scene where M.C. and Cortana find out where the control room is.

"Oh, it was there all along and we didn't know it?"said the M.C.

"Yup."said Cortana

"I knew we were stupid but not that stupid!"said M.C.

(A/N: I know, it sucked)