A pelican is flying in the underground place and scares the living crap out of a...midget...who then runs headfirst into a wall.The M.C. then gets out of the pelican and kills the grunt-I mean midget.
"Well, that was surprisingly easy!"said M.C.
"They are just grunts,"said Cortana.
"Who gave you permission to talk?"said the Cheif.
"...You just did."said Cortana.
"I did?"asked the Cheif.
"No you moron! And since when do I need permission to talk?"asked Cortana.
"CURSE YOU AND YOUR EVIL WAYS!Oh, yeah and you do need permission to talk now."said M.C.
He pulls out a paper that says "Since Cortana is just an unimpotant piece of the story line and she always tells you to do something, and when you are stupid to do what she says, you end up dead.So henceforth Cortana is not allowed to speak unless given permission.
"I don't think-"said Cortana.
"SHUT UP!"interupted the M.C.
The M.C. spots a turret.
"Tur-turr-turr-turret!"said the Cheif
"Oh n-"said Cortana.
"SHUT UP!GOOD GOD, CORTANA, CAN YOU NOT READ?"yelled M.C.
The M.C. starts mowing down Covenant with the turret.
"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"said the M.C.
Hundreds of rounds later, the M.C. decides to give up the turret.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"he yelled for apparently no reason.
The M.C. goes to the first bridge.
"You can speak now Cortana"said the Cheif.
"Finaly, that was killing me to keep my mouth shut!Well any way the weather pattern here seems natural not artificial, I wonder if the ring's weather systems are broken or if the desighners wanted the instllation tohave weather like this."blabbered Cortana.
The M.C. didn't hear a word she just said.
"How come nobody told me that I could get Internet access in my helmet?"asked the Cheif.
"You can?" asked Cortana.
"Yeah,look!"said the Cheif.
"Wow, you actually can!"exclaimed Cortana.
Several hours later.
"Well let's get this level over with."M.C.said.
Skip to part where you get tank.
"TANK! TANK GOT BIG BOOM-BOOM GUN!"yelled the M.C.
The M.C. goes on a killing spree up until the part where you have to get out of the tank.
"WHY DO I HAVE TO LEAVE THE TANK?OH, GOD, WHYYY?I DON'T WANNA LEAVE MY PRECIOUS TANK!IS THIS MY CRURL PUNISHMENT FOR ALL OF THE PEOPLE I HAVE KILLED?"yelled the Cheif to nobody in particular.
"It is just a tank."said Cortana
"No...she is more than a tank...You just are jealous that I have someone to care for and you don't!"said the Cheif.
"Of all the heads I could have ended up in, I just happen to end up with him!"Cortana said to herself.
"Yeah, aren't you lucky?"said M.C.
"If by lucky you mean unfortunate, than yes, I am very lucky."said Cortana
The M.C. proceeds to the control room and puts Cortana into the supercomputer thing.
"Remind me again why I left the tank."said the Cheif.
"Because you had to," said Cortana.
"Will I get another one?"asked the Cheif.
"No," replied Cortana.
"Why not?"asked the Cheif.
"Becsuse the people who made this game suck when it comes to tanks."answered Cortana.
"Screw this, I'm going back to my tank!"said the M.C. and left.
"Come back!"said Cortana.
The M.C. comes back and stands in front of Cortana.
"Why?"asked the Cheif.
"I still have a lot of babbling to get out!"said Cortana.
"And I don't want to here it because I want to get back to my tank!"said M.C.
"You will listen to what I have to say and you will like it."said Cortana.
(A/N:Well what do you think?)