(Sorry I haven't updated in a while,school csaps and all that crap.The song is Welcome to the Jungle by Guns N Roses. If you want it ask and I'll give you the link to download it for free on Windows Media Player.)

A Pelican is flying over a swamp area looking for a place to land.

"Screw this, I'll just jump,"the Cheif said.

"What?We're about one hundred feet in the freaking air!"said Foehammer.

"Well now...that might hurt,"said the Cheif.

The Cheif jumps anyway.

"Ok now, the parachute can open any time now..."said the Cheif.

"There is no parachute in your armor,"said Cortana.

"Cortana?What are you doing here?I left you in the freakin' control room!" said the Cheif.

"While I was there, I found a way to activate halo and I was tempted to kill all of you idiots,"explained Cortana.

"Oh,"said the Cheif.

"...I just insulted you by calling you an idiot."said Cortana.

"Eh...you get used to it after a while"said the Cheif.

"Dang...How long does it take to fall on hundred feet?"asked Cortana.

"I don't-"started the Cheif, before...

splat! Then a start menu comes up and Revert to saved is highlited and chosen. The Cheif is sitting back in the pelican.

"Well now...that might hurt. Hang on... didn't we already do this?"asked the Cheif.

"It does seem like deja vu,"said Cortana.

"Whoever is playing this game is messing with us,"said Foehammer.

"MWAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA"came the mysterious laughter from me.

"Are you done yet?"asked Cortana.

"...No.HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...AAHAHAHAHAHA."I laughed."ok, done now."

"Thank you,"said Cortana.

Cut to scene where the Cheif watches the video.

What Jenkins saw:

A pelican is flying to the drop zone. The speakers are blaring:

Welcome to the jungle
We've got fun 'n' games
We got everything you want
Honey we know the names
We are the people that can find
Whatever you may need
If you got the money honey
We got your disease

In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Watch it bring you to your
knees knees
I wanna watch you bleed

Welcome to the jungle
We take it day by day
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
That's very hard to please
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the jungle
Welcome to the jungle
Feel my, my, my serpentine
I, I wanna hear you scream

"Okay, we're on the ground you can get out now,"said the pilot.

"Come on! I was just getting into the music!"said a marine.

Cut to part where they find the dead elite.A marine is crying his lungs out.

"Very nice...Friend of yours?"asked Keyes.

"No...We were a little more intamate than that,"said the crying marine.

"Riiiiiight, somebody kill him,"said Keyes.

The crying marine didn't hear Keyes.But did hear all the guns cocking behind him.

"Oh my god!Run away!"yelled the marine and started running away...He didn't get far.After that, the recording ends.The Cheif gets attacked by flood.

"Hang on... the big ones get back up after they fall down...how do I kill them? I know! I'll google it!" said the Cheif.

While the Cheif is busy googling he gets killed.

"Screw this I'll just play the next level tomorrow!"said the idiot playing the game.

(A.N. I know...It sucked!)