A/n: I've been busy, with school and stuff like that, but this chapter is pretty long so it should cover the day's I've haven't updated on. Chapter nine is still my favorite. Oh and tell me if my characters are getting a little out of character. ACTION!

Here are some clips from last chapter:

He trusted her. And she violated his trust.

"Then why isn't you don't tell them, and don't give me that line of bull about how you don't think they're ready!" he shouted.

"If I trip, fall and break my neck the medical bill goes to you," he said smugly as they reentered the Great Hall.

How many children do those people have? They must of shagged like rabbits…Shudders

"I heard about you and Malfoy," Ron said with a sour face. "Have you gone mad! Malfoy? Are you that desperate for friends?"

"Today, we will be attempting to make "The Adversus " potion. This potion is a personality-altering potion. It will turn anyone into the complete opposites of their personality.

"Yo, greasy!" shouted Neville. "You need to check yo' self, homie. Ya know wat I'm sayin' dogg?"

"No I don't know what you are saying, Longbottom" replied Snape.

"Naaa… See my new name is LB from da WEST SIDE!" said Neville making the west side symbol with his left hand.

Yes it is!" Ron roared, "I knew it, you're just a dirty whore!" His comment echoed through the halls. Hermione was now crying. Wham. She slapped him. The hand mark on his cheek was as red as his hair. "I was going to tell you after dinner!" she shouted. She grabbed her goblet filled with pumpkin juice and poured it on Ron.

"All the stuff I did for you, I don't even get the credit for, but I said nothing, because I think to myself and say that you deserve it!" she cried "The only thing I do for myself, and you're mad at me for it! I really care about Draco!"

"Oh and Weasly?" he asked. Bam. Malfoy punched him in the nose. He was about to fall but Harry caught him.

"No one calls my girlfriend a whore," he stated.

"He's brainwashed you, Hermione!" shouted Harry. Ron wiped the blood from his nose and looked viciously at retreating Draco's back.

"PRICK!" he shouted as he lunged at Draco. He then struck Malfoy in the back, sending them tumbling down the astronomy tower stairs. All you saw was a blur of red and blond.

Hermione got out of the way just in time.

"Ron stop it!" she cried. Ron was at the bottom of the stairs, punching Draco repeatedly in the face. Hermione ran down the stairs, pulled Ron from Draco and pinned him against the wall.

"Harry! Why aren't you doing anything to help!" she yelled from the bottom of the stairs struggling to keep Ron still.

"Why should I? He deserves it," Harry said nastily "Would of done it myself, if Ron wasn't doing such a good job at,"

"He deserves what? For making me happy?" Hermione shouted. Just then Ron pushed Hermione, and she fell to the floor. Draco got up and began to knee Ron in the stomach and rammed him into the wall, choking him and raising him until his feet almost didn't touch the ground.

"Don't toy with me, Weasly," he warned dangerously.

"Stop it Draco!" Draco didn't stop.

"You're killing him! You're going to get expelled!" she hollered.

A few seconds later, Draco lowered Ron to the ground. He looked hatefully into his eyes, and walked off spitting blood onto the floor. Hermione looked tearfully at her ex-friend, Harry helping ex-friend Ron up from the floor.

"50 points from Gryffindor and Slytherin," she said sadly, "You should get to the Hospital Wing, Ron"

They just eyed her scornfully as she walked away.

Was all of this worth it? Was Draco worth it?

X

She caught up with Draco, who was speed walking through the halls.

"Where are you going?" she asked

"To the common room" he answered coldly as he kept walking.

"You should be heading to the Hospital Wing"

He turned around so fast it almost gave her whiplash.

"Do you have any clue what that bastard got us into?" he said heatedly, but not raising his voice.

"No, not really, so it's out in the open, I don't see the danger here," she answered honestly. Draco muttered something about Gryffindors being dense.

"I know a few people in this school who would love to tell Voldemort about this. Then you know what? Next thing you know we're hung upside down stark naked with a very large knife stuck up our ass" he said as he started to walk again.

"Oh," was all she could muster.

"Oh," he mocked, "You have no idea, but that maniacal Michael Jackson copycat can be a very sick bastard".

"Well, didn't your father tell him something?" she asked.

"If he did, I would be dead," said Draco frankly. Hermione nodded.

"Well, at least let me clean up your cuts, we have patrol duty tonight"

"After all that's happened tonight, you still want to do patrol duty?"

"Yes, I must not abandon my obligation as Head Girl"

How could she go through all of this and yet be as uptight as McGongall's granny panties…

"Well, you're all alone on that one," he said.

Hermione pouted. "You're going to leave me all alone?"

"Ostendo Subsisto, No, I'm going to dress up like a fairy, wear a tutu and wings and put my hair in ponytails" he said sarcastically he walked in the Head common room.

Hermione chuckled to her self as the thought of him. "You're such a cocky bastard at times, ya know that Draco?" she asked.

"Chip off the ol' block aren't I?" he said heading towards his room.

"Where are you going?"

"To my bedroom, want to join me?" he said slyly.

"Ah, no" she explained, "Bathroom please,"

"Like it kinky do you, Granger?" Draco said with a devious smile.

X

"Ow, bloody hell Hermione, take it easy," complained Draco, as his cuts were being tending too.

"So, you can stand Ron beating your face into a bloody pulp, but can't handle a bit of alcohol?" mocked Hermione "Just stand still, you big baby, few more to go,"

"First of all, so we get things clear, I won. Second of all, don't ever call me a baby again or it will be mandatory for me throttle you. Third of all, why again can't you use magic?"

"Because someone was too stubborn to go to the Hospital wing. I already told you I don't have the proper supplies, we're just going to have to do it the muggle way."

"Why do muggles have to do everything so primitive?" he protested. Hermione opened her mouth to object but was interrupted by a noise that sounded like someone was coming to the common room.

"Mr. Malfoy? Ms. Granger?" said a voice.

Draco and Hermione walked out of the bathroom, and she saw a tall figure, with twinkling sapphire eyes.

Why the hell are his eyes always twinkling? Does he have stigmatism or something?

"Oh, Professor Dumbledore," said Hermione relieved.

Why do people even call him "Professor" in the first place, he doesn't even teach a blasted thing, he just stands there and looks like a big crackwhore all day…

"Ah, Mr. Malfoy, I wanted to speak to you two about the display that happened in the Great Hall tonight," he started "I'm take it by all the cuts and bruises things didn't go so well after you left"

No shit Sherlock… The Great and Wise Dumbledore my ass…

Well, concerning the blood that was left on the floor near the Astronomy Tower, I presume it was yours or Mr. Weasley's?"

You guessed right! Here's a cookie!

Draco nodded his head.

"Well, in that case the head of both of your houses would like to speak to you, in McGonagall's office. Ms. Granger, I would advise you should be there. I will take my leave, and if I were you I would hope for the best in your favor" he said, "Good night" And with that he left.

Quirky bastard…

"C'mon, Draco we have a 'meeting'," said Hermione have a lurking feeling of foreboding.

X

Draco and Hermione unusually quiet.

"This is worthy of expulsion!" shouted McGonagall, "especially from you Mr. Weasly!" Snape just looked at Draco spitefully.

Slimy git better stop looking at me like that… it's giving me the creeps.

"I didn't start it! Malfoy did, he's the one that threw the first punch!"

"You didn't have to throw the next! Someone could have been seriously hurt! I am especially disappointed in you Mr. Malfoy, and coming from the Head Boy! As for now Mr. Malfoy, you will be temporarily stripped of your Head Boy duties after Christmas vacation. As for both of you, your parents will be notified," McGonagall, ordered.

Weasly collapsed in his chair in defeat. Draco rolled his eyes and remained stoical.

Go ahead, tell my parents, they're not going to be mad. Just disappointed that I didn't finish the job…

"Another thing" Snape finally said, "You will be serving a month's detention with each other,"

"With that twitchy ferret?" Ron wailed "Never!"

"I'm giving you an alternative, Weasly" Snape said nastily "Detention with Malfoy or expulsion,"

"Ms. Granger, you will be patrolling with one of the prefects instead of Mr. Malfoy while his suspension"

"That is final" Snape finished, "Mr. Malfoy, I would like to speak to you,"

Hermione and Ron began to walk out. Ron mumbled something about rubbish, delusional professors and ferrets.

X

Snape just sat in McGonagall's chair looking spitefully at Draco.

"Aren't you going to say something?" asked Draco getting uncomfortable in Snape's glare. "Fine, if you aren't going to talk, I'll just leave," he said getting out of his chair.

"SIT DOWN," ordered Snape almost forcedly. "Have you gone completely MAD?"

"Like what Severus?" asked Draco calmly.

"You call me Professor Snape in school, boy" said Snape "When your father finds out about this…"

"About what?" asked Draco annoyed

"About you and your infatuation with the mudblood!" said Snape raising his voice. Draco winced at the "m" word.

"What 'infatuation?'" he snorted.

"She said that she was going to tell them later, which means its true!"

Draco remained silent.

"Leave her, because if you don't, I'm afraid the next time you are in a life and death situation, I won't be there to save you," Snape said heatedly.

Draco chuckled to himself, "You old man, need to stay out of other's people's business,"

"Your well-being is my business, Draco!"

"You call me Mr. Malfoy in school, boy," Draco said with a smirk.

"Stop playing around!" Snape said slamming his hand on the desk. "Do what you want with the girl and then leave her!"

"You sound exactly like my father…"

"Lucius knows about this scandal?"

"Well, I would figure he knew something was going on…"

"You still surprise me how naïve and how utterly dim-witted you can be,"

"Mhmm yes, are you done with the verbal abuse?"

"Final word, leave Granger alone, she will spoil our plans,"

"No she won't," Draco defended.

"You better be right, Mr. Malfoy…" he warned "If someone tells the Dark Lord about this…"

"Don't worry, I'm sure everything is going to be fine…" Draco fibbed. "Are you going to tell father?"

"As much as I want to hurt you now, no. You are still an essential part of the plan,"

"Ahem, Mr. Malfoy, you're going to be late for patrol," said McGonagall waiting at the door. "I would assume you were going to go with Ms. Granger?"

All right, all right, just because I want to get out of this hell you call an office…

"Yes, professor," Draco said getting up from his seat.

"Remember what I said Mr. Malfoy," Snape reminded as Draco left for the door.

X

They were on the last floor, after this round patrol was over. Now it was a game of Q&A. Hermione was doing most of the Q-ing.

"So what are you going to do when you go home for the holidays?" asked Hermione.

"I don't think I'm going home for the holidays," replied Draco.

"Why not?" asked Hermione with her head cocked to the side that was just adorable to Draco.

"I'm afraid that if I go home, I won't be coming back," answered Draco grimly.

Hermione was going to ask him another question when a sound coming from a classroom, sounded like someone was "having fun".

"Here goes another one. When will they ever learn?" he said as he opened the door with an "Alohamora"

There was a couple. The girl was with red hair, and the boy with black hair.

"Harry, Ginny?" asked Hermione.

It was Ginny all right, but not Harry.

And now for a commercial break:

Soft music playing

Remember the times you've had together….

The time he brought you flowers,

Used to talk for hours,

But then he hooked up with

Your best friend, and you beat her down

Because she stabbed you in the back

And he said "Oh baby I'm really sorry…."

Electric guitar

Degrassi, it so goes there.

X

Pops cereal

As portrayed as

A music video

Pop sweet glaze,

Goes bling like my ring

That sweet toast crunch, is tight like my limousine,

So yellow yandilicious, are you feeling ambitious?

For a taste that's so large

It's a cereal SUPERSTAR

It's a pop thang, Sweet crunchy bling bling

This cereal is the dilio; it's a pop thang, sweet crunchy bling bling…

Gotta have my Pops.

End of our commercial break

It was Stephen Johnson, a 6th year Ravenclaw. He had black hair and icy blue eyes. As soon as he caught sight of Hermione and Draco, he flew out of there like his ass on was on fire.

"Wait! Stephen!" Ginny cried "Why'd you do that for!"

Damn, Potter's friend is dating his archrival, and his girlfriend is cheating on him. His life is almost as crappy as mine…

Life is good.

"Ginny? What about Harry?" asked Hermione flabbergasted.

Was that her name? Ginny? Well, her name still sucks ass…

"How can I put this simply," She-Weasel said buttoning up her blouse, "Weaslys have big appetites, I mean look at Ron, but see, mine is not for food…"

Well, well, well, looks who's Slutty McSlut…

"Well, doesn't Harry do all that for you?" said Hermione tried to sound her cleanest.

"Used to…" she said frankly.

Hermione tried to stop her self from asking stuff that was too personal. As always, her curiosity got the best of her. Draco just seemed to be enjoying all of this.

"So, he's…bad?" asked Hermione trying desperately to keep mental images of Harry. Oh Merlin, she was beginning to feel queasy. Even Draco was looking a little green.

"Heck no!" said Ginny, "Just ain't giving me any,"

"Hermione, we need to finish this patrol, want me to finish this off?" Draco asked needing to get away from the mental pictures.

"Yeah, Ginny and I need some 'girl talk'"

"Alright, talk to you later," and with that he left.

"How long have you been doing this?" asked Hermione

"This was my first time ever doing something like this…" confessed Ginny.

"Do I tell Harry?" Hermione asked to herself more than Ginny.

"NO! You can't Hermione please!" Ginny pleaded

Hermione thought to herself.

Harry has already made it clear he doesn't want anything to go with you, so why pry?

You're right…

Just listen to m- I am? Oh right, I know I am.

So keep shut?

Keep shut.

"Okay, but if he finds out, I had nothing to do with this," Hermione said heading for the door.

"Wait, Hermione?" Ginny called, "Is it true? Are you and Malfoy dating?"

"No one," he said defiantly "But if someone have asked I would of told them and been frank, Hermione!"

"Yes, but don't tell. We can get in serious trouble"

Ginny pouted.

"What's the point of having all this juicy gossip if I can't share it?"

"Sorry, oh and report back to your common room," Hermione said leaving the room.

Ginny sighed.

Hermione's head popped back inside, "20 points from Gryffindor," she said before leaving and closing the door.

A/n: Hope ya like it, R&R. I'd like to thank all my faithful reviewers, new or old, for being so patient. Hugz and Kisses to all of you. Here's a random list I thought of in the car.

Five reasons Michael Jackson and Voldemort are alike:

1. High pitched voice

2. Both want to change the world (In Voldemort's case, he wants to kill all muggles)

3. Both have a fascination with muggle children (Dead or Alive)

4. Both deathly pale (Need I say more?)

5. Both go through many transformations. (There was 9 year Michael, Cute teenage Michael, Cute rich Gerry-curls twenties Michael, "Peter Pan" Michael, Scary Michael.

For Voldemort, I'm guessing like Tom Riddle but older version, "Barely there" HWSNBN, "Creepy, "E.T, go home" Voldemort, and Red eyed, pale, slits for nose HWSNBN)

HWSNBN He who should not be named.

I'm thinking of doing a chapter thats a bit more interactive with the audience. I will put some things that have happened in Tv shows or movies, and after you read the chapter, if you name all of them in a review, you get to name a character and what they are and stuff. Sound fun? I'll tell you when that chapter comes. Until then, Stay tuned!