(Sorry about the long waits inbetween chapters, it takes longer than u would think to get ideas without stealing from stories that u have already read. as i have already told some people, i am going to do a story like this for halo 2.)

Here is what really happened at the end of the last level:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKK," the Cheif screamed a harmless infection form jumped at him. Once it popped he ran to the tower outside. He started to run around it in circles.

"Come on cutscene, start," he repeated again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

When the cutscene began the orb dude came out of nowhere.

"Hello, I am gay- I mean 34698 point 5846 Not-So-Innocent-Flash-Of-Light," the gay orb said.(A/N Nothing against gay people!i just think 343 guilty spark is gay)

"...Are you gay?" the Cheif asked.

"Yes, I am very happy actually," said Not-So-Innocent-Flash-Of-Light.

"...Wha...th...ffffff...ahhhhhhhhh!" the Cheif stuttered.

The Cheif suddenly felt a strange tingling sensation and ended up in the library.

"HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! That tickles!" said the cheif.

"I'm glad you are enjoying yourself, too bad you have to die," the freak-I mean orb said.

"WHAT?" the Cheif yelled.

"Uhhhhhhhh...disregard that last part." orb dude said.

"I'm not sure I like where this is going... Now you die!" the Cheif said.

The Cheif tries to shoot the orb with a shotgun, pistol, assault rifle, rocket launcher, plasma rifle, plasma pistol, sniper, needler, frag grenade, and a plasma grenade. The Cheif ends up panting.

"Are you done yet?" asked the moniter.

"Nope,"said the Cheif and pulls out a...

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh...mmmmmyyyyyyy...ggggggggoooooooooodddddddd.Where did you get that?"asked the montier.

"MY BABY!" yelled the Cheif as he was just reunited with his tank.The Cheif starts chasing the moniter with his shiny new tank and ends up blowing him out of the sky. After which the moniter comes back out of nowhere.

"CURSE YOU AND YOUR IMMORTALITY!" yelled the Cheif

"Please refrain from shouting in the Library" said the Moniter

"...Fine...What are we doing in a Library?I'm and idiot, I can't read!" said the Cheif.

" We are here for the index, let's ask this lady right here. " said the Moniter, indicating a female flood form." Hello, do you know where the index is?" The "lady" reached under the desk and grabbed the index and handed it to the Cheif. The lady then goes to a cash register and rings up $99.99.

"WHAT? I don't have that kind of money!" the Cheif shoots the lady. "OWN3D!" The Cheif and the moniter get out of the Library as fast as they can.

(A/N Well what do you think? Sorry it took so long. I have school, loads of home work and everything.)