1Yes! I finally got the first chapter of my first fan fiction uploaded! I hope you people like it and comment because I worked hard on this. I'm sorry if there are any spelling or grammar errors, I don't always find them all. I'm also sorry for any OOCness. Now, without further ado, I present to you my first fan fiction! As soon as I tell you this stuff about it.

Title: Teenage Mutant Ninja... Inner Sakura?

Rating: T for mild language and other stuff that I don't really know but it makes me think it's T.

By: Me!

Type: Humor

Summary: What happens when Inner Sakura is switched with normal Sakura and is a giant monster? Will the ninja of Konoha be able to defeat it? Find out by reading!

Naruto is not mine, even though I really wish it was it's not.

Chapter 1It was a very depressing day. The sky was filled with dark clouds and the air was cold and damp. Most of the inhabitants of Konohagakure were indoors. Not even Shikamaru wanted to go cloud watching on a day like this. Despite the weather though, Naruto and Sasuke waited for Sakura at the bridge to get back from the mission they just completed. They had been berry picking in the forrest, and Sakura had somehow got separated from her team-mates. Now they were stuck waiting for her at their usual meeting spot at the bridge.

Naruto- (looking at wrist watch) GAH! Where the heck is she! We've must have been waiting for like, 20 minutes or something!

Sasuke- Relax, loser! 20 minutes isn't that long.

Naruto- Yeah, it is!

Sasuke- No, it's not.

Naruto- Yeah, it is!

Sasuke- No, it's not, loser.

Naruto- Yeah, it is! Hey, wait a sec. Since when do I were a watch?(removes watch a throws it away over shoulder)

Where was Sakura? She was still in the middle of the bush! And not even ten feet in front of her stood (more like wiggled), a giant, glowing green worm, ready to attack!

Sakura- Gross! Do I really have to fight this thing? Oh well...(sigh) this shouldn't take long.

Inner Sakura- Damn it! Why did this have to happen!

With that, she pulled out a kunie and ran towards the worm. She jumped and stabbed the worm in the head, then sliced down the middle of it's back. Then the giant, dead, worm fell to the ground. All was silent, and Sakura began to walk away, when all of a sudden, BAM! The corps of the worm exploded, sending chunks of the green, glowing flesh and the green, glowing slime everywhere. On trees, on the ground, and on Sakura!

Sakura- Disgusting! This is soooooooo gross! Why did this have to happen to me? (sigh) Damn it. Now where are those berries?... GAH! CRAP! I spilled the whole basket and they're all full of slime! Now I'll have to pick more tomorrow! (sigh)

Inner Sakura- (Is really, incredibly pissed and screams a steady row of swears and curses. Boy, were her sentences colorful.)

Sakura- Oh well,... At least things can't get any worse.

Just as she finished her sentence, it began to rain.

Inner Sakura- (you don't want to know)

I hope you found that entertaining and want to say stuff about it. Everyone I already showed this to liked it. I will hopefully upload the next chapter sometime soon. Until then, goodby!