Yay! Chapter 2! I got a review! I'm so proud of myself (sniff). Thank you! And by the way, Lee doesn't appear until next chapter in case your wondering. Anyway I don't think I have to tell you that stuff about the fic again so let's just get on with the disclaimer.
I don't own Naruto!
Chapter 2 Back at the bridge, Naruto and Sasuke were getting a little tired of waiting.
Naruto- That's it! I'm sick of waiting! We've been hear for over an hour and it's raining! I'm going home!
Sasuke- Normally I would disagree with you just for the sake of disagreeing with you because I hate you, but I'm sick of waiting too. I'm going home too.
Naruto- Then maybe we should leave her a note or something, eh?
Sasuke- (thinking) I know he's right, but I'll disagree because I hate him.(talking) No. I don't think we need to do that.
Naruto- Sasuke, are you disagreeing because you hate me?
Sasuke- No.
Naruto- Yeah you are! You know it!
Sasuke- (thinking) muahahaha! I do know it! (talking) No.
Naruto- Yeah!
Sasuke- No.
Naruto- Yeah!
Sasuke- I'm going home.
Naruto- Oh yeah? Well I'm leaving her a note anyway!
Sasuke- Whatever loser.
Naruto- Gerrrrrrrrrrr!... How did we get stuck with such a lame mission anyway? I mean, berry picking? Come on!
Sakura was still in the bush and running to meat her team. Little did she know, the slime that she was covered in from the worm was radio active.
Sakura- (thinking) I really got to hurry. The longer I take, the longer Naruto and Sasuke have to wait in the rain. Plus I'm getting soaked myself! Damn it! I'm so angry! I'm taking this out on Naruto when I get there.
Thunder roared and lightning flashed in the sky above Sakura. It was a real coincidence that just as she was running by the tallest tree in the forest, BAM! Lightning struck! She was shocked so hard that her inner Sakura switched with her outer Sakura! Because of the radioactive slime, she mutated into a 50 foot tall, mutant, inner Sakura chalk drawing monster! (I think inner Sakura looks like a chalk drawing, okay?) Fueled by her rage, she roared "CHAAAAAA!" and headed for Konoha, ready to terrorize the village. The first thing she did was head to the bridge, but was surprised to find that Sasuke and Naruto weren't there. She spotted the note Naruto left her and picked it up between her huge fingers. She held it in front of her eyes to read it. After a few seconds anger crossed her face. She dropped the note and clenched her fist and roared "CHAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" so loudly the whole village heard her. All that haven't already noticed her and weren't already screaming in panic began to do so. The next thing the giant chalk monster did was look for Ino, her rival. She found her in front of the ninja school place. For some strange reason she didn't notice the monster.
Ino- Gerrrrrrrr! This has to be the lamest mission! Clapping chalk erasers! GAH!
Sakura monster- CHAAAAAAAAA!
Ino- Wholly crap! That chalk drawing monster looks like Sakura!
Sakura monster- (picks up Ino and holds her in front of her face.)
Ino- What? I think it is Sakura! (thinking) Wow. I feel like this happened before. (Talking) EEEEAAAAAAK! Put me down! Take that monster! (Claps chalk brushes in Sakura monsters face)
The chalk dust stuck to Sukura monsters face and she dropped Ino. Being a konoichi, Ino landed on her feet. Sakura monster took a step back, trying to rub the chalk dust out of her eyes. Then she inhaled deeply, creating a great gust of wind and sucking in all the chalk dust. All the chalk dust on her face and on the chalk dust from the chalk brushes was swallowed by the monster. Ino looked with amazement at her now perfectly clean chalk brushes.
Ino- Cool! Hey, wait a sec! Why am I staring in awe at the chalk brushes? Wait! I have to warn everyone who still doesn't know about the monster!(Starts running around, screaming about the monster.)
That was chapter 2! I hope you liked it. And if you didn't, no flames please. I may be new but I know what they are. So anyhow, I don't think I have anything left to say except that the next chapter will be coming in some time close to a week (hopefully).
