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"...you're one sick bastard, Malchior." she hissed at him, leaning away from him, which wasn't far considering he had her pinned beneath him, with her hand pressed firmly against her forehead.
Malchior sighed, theatrically with a pouting face but still he squinted his eyes incase he caught a glimpse of the shiny piece of heaven attached to her head. "Raven, I'm hurt. You know, I never would have attacked you in the first place if you hadn't tried to stop me."
"Liar! If you had nothing to hide then why attack in the first place? Or show up AS a dragon?" she growled, using her other hand to try and push him away.
"Oh, come come, Raven, I thought you were quicker than that-if you hadn't seen the changing picture and tried to stop me, I would just transformed into this human form anyway. I'd never would of hurt you." The words I never would have risked that chakra stone on such a menial thing on you trying to destroy me were left unsaid but they were still there. "And, hmm, actually I didn't mean to do any damage to your room, I just forgot how big I was."
Raven glared as she realized he had just made an innuendo about his dick and tried to squirm out from underneath him. Honestly, it was already too much to have Malchior show up, out of nowhere, and tell her the whole reason behind his charade-beside freedom-was because he wanted the chakra stone on her head but if he was going to brag she would fry him soon.
Malchior sighed. "Anyway, I'm sorry-"
"You are not!"
"...are you sure you wouldn't mind letting me have the chakra stone?"
"NO!"