1Hello everybody! I hope everything makes sense in this chapter because this is the point where I had the hardest time getting ideas together. And if it doesn't make sense don't get mad at me! Some things will be weird in this fanfic and I tried my best to make it make as much sense as possible. Oh, and thanks very mutchly to finder77 for being the first person (other than Sevenlevels who I happen to be good friends with offline) for reviewing my story! And speaking of reviews, if you're a member of this site, and your reading and not reviewing, REVIEW! It's the only prof I have that anyone cares about my story! Anyhow, on with chapter 3!

Chapter 3 Inner Sakura monster rampaged the village, knocking down buildings, and causing people to run from panic in all directions. She knock over a fire hydrant causing water to spout everywhere. When the water touched her it make her start melting, so she took Choji and stuck him over the hole and placed a metal bar over him so he couldn't move. The beast smashed her enormous hand through the roof of a corner store and took several packages of chalk, which she ate and it make her grow even bigger. After a while, some of the ninjas of the village gathered in the ninja school, the only building left standing. They were trying to find out how to defeat the monster.

Ino- How are we going to defeat that monster! It's such an ugly creature! It's forehead is so big! And do you know why it's so ugly? It's because it's Sakura!

Shikamaru- I could put hot sauce on it and Choji will eat it, but that would be so troublesome. Come to think of it, where is he anyway?

Choji- (still stuck) HELP! SOMEONE HELP! PLEASE! I really have to go to the washroom!

Ino- That's gross! Would he really do that? We can't do that anyway. That would kill Sakura.

Shikamaru- So?

Soon, everyone in the building started arguing loudly on how to defeat the monster.

Kakashi- Quiet! We'll all take turns stating our ideas. Naruto, you first.

Naruto- How would I know how to defeat that thing?

Sasuke- We just need to kill it.

Kakashi- We can't do that. That would kill Sakura. We need to think of a way that won't kill her.

Shikamaru- All I have is hot sauce.

Everyone- NO!

After everyone stated their ideas, none were found that wouldn't kill Sakura. Then, a dark figure entered the building. It had the shape of a small old man. The figure scratched a claw against a window to make a loud screeching noise. The room was silent. Then, the figure stepped into the light. It was a creepy old man with at hook for a hand and an eyepatch over one eye. He had mean and sinister look on his face.

Old man- Do you have a washroom in hear?

Kakashi- Down the hall to your left.

Old man- Thank you.

With that, the old man disappeared down the hall. Everyone started thinking of ideas again but with no progress. The old man was about to leave the building.

Old man- You know, I think I saw monster start melting when it got a little bit wet. (Leaves building)

Kakashi- Hold on a sec. Why are you going out there? You'll get yourself killed.

Old man- Are you kidding? I can't stick around hear! It'll ruin the fanfiction!

Then the old man left. Everyone was silent with confused looks on their faces. Then, all they heard was a roar from the beast and the old man scream and all was quiet.

Tenten- That's it! I know how to defeat her without killing her!

Naruto- how do we do that?

Tenten- Naruto, you know those kids that are always following you? Where are they?

Konohomaru- We're right hear!

Tenten- good! Go get me water balloons, right now!

Konohamaru- Yes ma'am!

The Konohamaru corps then disappeared down the hall

Naruto- What are you going to do?

Tenten- You'll see.

The three children then reappeared with a wagon full of water ballons

Naruto- How the heck did you get those so fast?

Tenten- Who cares? All that matters is I got them!

Konohamaru- Is it OK if they say "happy birthday" on them?

Tenten- No problem. Hey Naruto what time is it anyway?

Naruto- (Looks at watch) it's ten. Hey wait! I thought I got rid of this. (Discards watch)

Tenten took the wagon of water balloons on top of the school (don't ask me how but she did) and started throwing them at the Inner Sakura monster. With her 100 accuracy, hitting her should have been easy but the monster saw her and took a deep breath and blew at the water balloons flying toward her. It sent the balloons flying back at Tenten and soaking her. Tenten reentered the building totally drenched.

Kakashi- Any luck?

Tenten- No.

Kakashi- We're going to need a way of soaking her, but how are we going to get enough water?

Rock Lee- (enters building) Did somebody say they needed a lot of water? I'm a fireman in my spare time!

Tenten- Since when do you have spare time?

Guy- Me too! We're both really talented at it! Were good at almost everything! The only thing we lack is Ninjutsu and Genjutsu! Our youthfullness can not be defeated!

Kakashi- Then why are you two ninjas? Is youthfullness a word?

Lee- Why am I a ninja? To be just like Guy sensie! He's the greatest man alive!

Guy- To beat you Kakashi! Don't worry everyone! Our youthful power will defeat the monster! And, yes Kakashi, youthfullness is a word! I made it up myself. Let's go Lee!

Lee- Yes Sir!

Well, what do I have left to say... Hieym! I like pie! Avoid roasting grapefruit! I have a nose! And most importantly, Be Happy! Holly crap! Slap me next time I rant random things like that! Oh yeah! Sorry about spelling/grammar errors again. I'm sure there must be at least as many in this story as there are exclamation points! The next chapter should be up in about a weeks time as usual.