Okay some things to take care of. First of all, the spelling mistakes. It's not that I don't proof read, it's that I suck at proof reading and spelling. You hopefully won't see anymore mistakes 'cause from now on I'm bugging other people to proof read for me! Unfortunately it might delay the updating. I wanted to fix the mistakes in previous chapters, but it seems to be a very difficult process. Next, yes, I used a joke from Spongebob! Don't let it turn you off! I wouldn't have used it if I could think of a better way for the characters to find inner Sakura's weakness, but it was the best thing I could come up with. WARNING! SUPPER OOC GARRA!
Naruto is not mine!
Chapter 4 Lee and Guy stood heroically in front of the school facing the inner Sakura monster. They then walked toward their fire truck and took out the hose. They attached the hose to the nearest fire hydrant. Lee held the hose toward the monster and Guy went to turn on the water. Everyone went outside to watch.
Lee- Ohhhhh Sakura! Oh, how it pains me to do this to you! I don't know if I can do this!
Guy- But Lee, you must! It won't hurt her! The entire village depends on it! No pressure.
Lee- I know, but still!
Everyone- JUST DO IT!
Lee- Ohhh Sakura! It hurts me more than it hurts you!
Guy then turned on the water and a great stream flew towards the monster. Unfortunately the Sakura beast saw it and dodged. Lee kept trying to hit her, but he kept on missing.
Lee- I can't hit her! She keeps moving! Wait, I can use my manly charm!
He then faced the monster and, trying to look as sexy as possible, tried to get the creatures attention by yelling "Oh, Sakura!". The monster faced him and with an annoyed look on her face, shook her head in disgust and said "eeeeeewwwww!". Poor Lee was confused.
Lee- I don't get it! I used my manly charm! How can she still be conscious?
Guy- Let me try.
Guy faced the monster and yelled the same thing Lee did. Then he did the sexiest nice guy pose he knew. This time Sakura was more than annoyed. She twitched a few times, then turned around to face him. She screamed "Grooooooosss!" and stepped on Guy, flattening him like a pancake.
Kakashi- You two won't get too far. We need Sasuke to try.
Sasuke- What, who me?
Kakashi- Yeah, you. Go do what they did.
Sasuke- No way.
Kakashi- Yes, way. Do it, or I'll dye your hair blond.
Sasuke- NOOOOOOO! OK! I'll do it! (sigh)
Sasuke stood in front of the monster and did the exact thing Lee did. After he got Sakura's attention, he got a very different reaction. Sakura's eyes turned into hearts and she started drooling. Then she started chasing Sasuke with a crazed expression on her face.
Sasuke- HOLLY CRAP!
Lee- No! Your only making it harder for me to hit her!
Sasuke- Make her stop! Please don't let her catch me! I don't want to know what will happen!
Kakashi- Neither do I. What will we do now?
Ino- Kakashi! Remove your mask! Maybe what she sees will make her stop.
Kakashi- I can't do that.
Ino- Why not?
Kakashi- Because, let's just say guys will turn gay if they see my face.
Ino- Whatever. Just do it.
Kakashi- Fine, fine. Everyone! Get behind me!
Lee- Why?
Kakashi- Just do it, now!
After Kakashi made sure everyone was behind him and Sasuke was about to faint from exhaustion, he got Sakura's attention and slowly started to remove his mask. Sakura watched with excitement. No one else dared to look for fear Kakashi would kill them for it. After his mask was removed, Sakura just stood there with a blank expression on her face for a few seconds, then fainted. Kakashi put his mask back on and tuned to face Lee.
Kakashi- Lee, that's your cue.
Lee- Yeah. OK. (sigh) Oh Sakura, I'm sorry.
Just as Guy was about to turn on the water, the unconscious monster was surrounded by a swirling cloud of sand. The sand wrapped around the monster and turned into a solid "coffin" like shape around her. Then Garra appeared, floating on a sand cloud, completely enraged.
Garra- YOU KILLED WORMY!
Temari and Kankuro were running behind him, trying to catch up.
See, I told you he was OOC! It's even worse in the next chapter! Unlike most of the other characters, Garra is OOC on purpose! OOC on purpose is fun! Next chapter will be up in about a week. Do I really have to tell you that? From now on you can just assume that, okay?