The Grift!
If any of you remember the old reality TV show, The Mole, you will know how this goes.
DISCLAIMER: I do not own any of these characters. At all. Nada. Zilch. Belch.
Chapter 1! Of my first fanfic! Woop!
20 contestants living together. A lot coins to be earned. 1GRIFTER! The grifter, a contestant in this game, will secretly sabatoge the rest of the group. No one knows who the grifter is except of the person him/her/itself and the host. Will you find The Grifter? Stay tuned to see!
Lemmy: Hi. I'm Lemmy Koopa, the host! We are just about to see out contestants in a bit, but let me talk a little bit about them before the come. They are:
MARIO: The big guy. If you don't know him, you really live in a cave. You know, the red one.
LUIGI: It's OK if you don't know this guy. Frankly, I don't. He's green.
MONTY MOLE: This guy is molish. Because he is a mole. He even has a mole on his moly mole hair made of moles.
BOWSER: My dad. He's big. And evil. Cool, though.
CHUCK QUIZMO: Some worm that has a top hat. INSANE I tells ya!
KOOPER: A turtle with a blue shell? I thought we were getting a generic koopa! Well, it doesn't matter.
GOOMBA: He's a goomba! There's millions of these guys, but we chose this one for some random reason.
PEACH: The princess of Mushroom Kingdom. Kidnap-prone.
BOMBETTE: Another non-generic grunt. Just a pink bomb.
TOADETTE: Another girl that ends with ette. Just a pink toad.
WENDY: One of my sisters. LOVES candy!
LUDWIG: One o' my brothers. Big and brawny. Yeah.
BABY MARIO: A strange time paradox lets his baby self go against his old self. Cool.
WARIO: Look at Mario. Make him fat yellow, give him a giant purple nose and a W, and you have Wario. Greedy.
WALUIGI: Wario's brother. Greedy.
YOSHI: Yoshi is a dinosaur from our imagination! Then some more parody lyrics. A lean, green, eating machine!
PAC-MAN: This guy isn't from Mario! He's just a yellow circle!
BANJO: Who's been messing with my cue cards? Has a bird in his backpack, and is a bear.
SAMUS: Really, I'm messed up. Samus is a bounty hunter from some far-off planet.
DAISY: Another princess. Sort of athletic.
Lemmy: WHO'S BEEN MESSING WITH MY CUE CARDS! Anyway, I think I see the cars! Car #1 is coming up the road!
Driver #1: Well, I got 5 people in this car.
Lemmy: That's nice, but who are they?
Driver #1: Open up and see!
Lemmy opens the van to see Banjo, Baby Mario, Pac-Man, Mario, and Samus in the van.
Lemmy: Welcome! Just wait on this mat and wait for the other vans.
Banjo: Gu-huh!
Baby Mario: Waah!
Pac-Man: Wakka Wakka!
Mario: Ya-hoo!
Samus: I'm not bringing myself low enough to have a catch-phrase….
Banjo: Come on! It's fun!
Samus: Fine…..ummm……Forget it. Catchphrases are stupid.
Pac-Man: This place…..I can talk finally. My voice is so weird. THE VAN #2 IS HERE!
Lemmy yanked open van #2 too see Daisy, Peach, Yoshi, Bowser, and Wendy.
Wnedy: GIVE ME CANDY!
Lemmy: Aren't you holding some right now?
Wendy: Yeah, but…..GIVE ME CANDY!
Lemmy: Fine. tosses Wendy a piece of chocolate.
Bowser: Look! Another van!
Yoshi: This place….I can talk finally. My voice is so weird.
Pac-Man: Cosmic. He said the exact same thing as me.
Bowser opens the van #3 to see Sonic, Bombette, Toadette, Wario, Waluigi, and Chuck Quizmo.
Chuck: IT'S QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUIZ TIME!
Wario: sigh You were saying that the whole ride on the van!
Sonic: What was the point of riding in a van? I could out run it!
Wario: You were blindfolded the whole time just so you wouldn't. You don't know where we are!
Sonic: It says we are in World 1-4 right now.
Waluigi:…..Crap.
Soon after, Van #4 came. It had Goomba, Kooper, Ludwig, Luigi, and Monty Mole.
Lemmy: Well, we have all our contestants now, right? Your first test begins now. You must run this whole course. If someone has ran it in over 5 minutes, 500 coins will be deducted from the total score. The max. amount of coins is 5000. Ready? GO!
The group sets off to the finish. Of course, the Grifter has different ideas. Saty tuned for the next chapter with this challenge!