Chapter 2!
After a simple mathematical error told by my first review (yay!), I need to straighten things out.
The race has started everyone wanted to get to the finish line fast so they didn't lost any money. Everyone had their own tactic. Sonic just ran. Bowser, Ludwig, and Wendy used the Koopa Klown car. Pac-Man….ate the terrain?
Pac-Man: Wakka-wakk-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka-wakka!
Mario: You don't have to say that when you eat things.
Pac-Man: But if I don't I'll lose my infinite stomach!
Mario: Prove it. Stop saying it.
Pac-Man: Fine.
All of a sudden, Pac-Man's stomach grew to enormous sizes.
Pac-Man: Told you!
Mario: Um, whoops. Well, why are we standing here? A minute past!
Lemmy is at the finish line, waiting for everyone to come. He sees a blue blur come and run to the finish line.
Lemmy: SONIC! He's not even in this game!
Sonic: I'm not? Well, I'm not leaving!
Lemmy:….Fine. I guess 21 players are OK.
Luigi: Why is Sonic here?
Lemmy: How did you get to the end so fast? Only a minute and a half past!
Luigi: Warp pipes and Gamesharks are a perfect combinations!
Lemmy: Well, you still made it. Sonic came here for no reason. At all.
Luigi: I see……..a dime! It's mine! leaps for the dime
Lemmy: I'm surrounded by idiots.
Meanwhile,
at the Koopa Klown car…..
Bowser: Air travel is the only travel!
Wendy: What about sea, warp pipe, train, bike……..
Bowser: IT'S AN EXPRESSION! jumps up and down.
Ludwig: Um, dad….you're breaking the floor.
Bowser: WHAT?
In his rage, Bowser had just broken the floor of his car. All three tumbled out of the car, and fell into the water. With a Cheep Cheep in it.
Wendy: Great. Now we have to start all over again…
Ludwig: At least the Cheep Cheep missed us!
Wendy: We're gonna lose some serious dough…..
As the Bowser family is going back, Samus, Pac-Man, and Mario got to the finish line.
Mario: How did Samus get here so fast? She's got a full armor suit!
Samus: I have a space ship, you know!
Mario: Why didn't you invite any of us? We could've all gone faster!
Samus: I just don't want anyone on my ship.
Mario (to Pac-Man): She seems awful suspicious….
Pac-Man (to Mario): You whispereing looks awfully suspicious…..
Mario: You're right. I've gotta cut it out. Hey! There's Toadette, Goomba, and Chuck Quizmo.
Chuck: Qa-QUUUUUUUIZZZZZ! I've made it!
Toadette: cough. He can warp. Goomba and I went with him, but he kept teleporting into a wall. We finally made it!
Goomba: Finally. I need to get away from this creepy worm!
Chuck: For a Star piece! What kind of……
Toadette: SHUT UP! I do not want to hear another one of your stupid quizzes! You don't even give me the star pieces!
Chuck: ……flowers are found in the sky?
A: sky flowers
B: fire flowers
C: A Nintendo DS
Q: mango!
Goomba: I'll say A
Chuck: RIGHT YOU ARE!
Goomba: Do I get a Star Piece?
Chuck: No.
Goomba: WHAT?
During the argument, everyone else made it. Except for of course te slow Koopa family.
Ludwig: How much more time do we have?
Bowser: looks at watch We have 20 more seconds to get to the end!
Wendy: We can make it!
Ludwig: If I can just do this one last jump…..
The three Bowsers jump into the air and land on the finish line….one millisecond after 5 minutes:
Lemmy: Too bad! Whoever the Grift is gets 500 coins! The pot now has 4,500 coins.
Daisy and Peach: What a gip. I think it was Bowsers fault.
Toadette: No. I think that Chuck was teleporting into walls to slow us down.
Mario: That Samus wouldn't let us on her starship….
Dinner came. A strange hidden challenge came.
Lemmy: Before the execution of a player, I have a challenge. Dinner is now officially over. No more for you guys to eat.
Pac-Man and Bowser: I WANT MORE!
Lemmy: ……fatties. Now, Luigi, if you can finish everything on the table right now, your team will win another 1000!
Luigi: I'm full!
Lemmy: Do it! It makes good TV.
Luigi: Fine……
Luigi began to eat all of the leftovers on the plate. He was doing actually pretty well. After all those pizzas and mushrooms, he has to have 2 more bites of a taco. He take the first bite, and still survives. The second bite, and…..
Luigi: I can't belive I ate the whole thing!
Lemmy: Good job! Now, would you like some antacid?
Luigi: Yes please!
Luigi eats one antacid, and barfs.
Lemmy: What? WHAT? WHAT!
Luigi: Nice antacid you got there……..
Lemmy: All over my new shoes…..Go back to your rooms, everyone. There will be 7 questions on your PC. Answer them. They are about the Grift.
They go back to their rooms, and look at the questions. They are:
Is The Grift male or female?
Did The Grift make it in time during the race?
Did The Grift finish everything on his plate durin dinner?
How did The Grift travel in the race?
What car number did The Grift travel in?
Is the Grift small or tall?
Who is The Grift?
Mario: I say The Grift is Samus. She seems so suspicious….
Chuck: Qa-UUUUUUUUIZZZZZZ!
Peach: It's Bowser. He was late in the race…..
Toadette: It's Chuck. He kept on dying!
At last, the group came together for the excecution room.
Lemmy: Good evening. Oe of you is about to get executed. The one who answered the most questions wrong in the PC will leave. I will alphabetically put each of your names on the screen. If your name is green, you are safe. If it's red, you will leave. Now, let's begin.
BABY MARIO: Safe
Baby Mario: Yeah! Wow, this is my first speaking role. I gotta talk more…
BANJO: Safe
Banjo: I, too, haven't been speaking. Guh-huh!
BOMBETTE: Safe
Bombette: Hat trick….
BOWSER: SAFE
Bowser: YES! IN YOUR FACE, CHUCK!
CHUCK QUIZMO: SAFE
Chuck: Qa-QUIZZZZZZZZ!
Bowser: Touche.
DAISY: DEAD!
Daisy: NOOOOOOO!
Lemmy: I'm so sorry Daisy….BYE!
Lemmy pulls a lever, and Daisy falls through a trap door. 30 seconds later, a loud thump and a faint "Ouch" is heard.
Banjo: Wow. That's gotta hurt.
Kazooie (in Banjo's pack): You got that right.
Lemmy: If you don't want that to happen to you, you best find who the Grift is.
Peach: So the Grift isn't Bowser. Poor Daisy……..
Lemmy: GO AWAY!
The group scrambles away from the crazy Lemmy? Who will get the drop next? Find out in come chapter later then this!
I'm glad I actually got a review! Your (hopefully good) reviews are what's getting me to write this.
