Chapter 3!
Wow. Forgot about this! I was surprised I got a second review, and started to write! I will make a new chapter after I get two reviews that are positive. Anyway, back to the show!
None of the contestants could sleep. Partly because they were terrified about losing, and partly because a new challenge could appear at any time.
Banjo: My god, this is soooo boring. I'll go for a walk.
Kazooie: Wait….something doesn't seem right.
Banjo: What could possibly go wrong?
Alarm: WARNING! BANJO THE BEAR HAS STEPPED OUT OF HIS ROOM! 500 COINS ARE TAKEN FROM THE BANK! CURRENT TOTAL: 5000COINS!
The sound of lost money made everyone yell. Obviously, they didn't want to leave their rooms. More money would be lost.
Mario: NICE GOING, BANJO! YOU PROBABLY DID THAT ON PURPOSE!
Luigi: YEAH! YOU MUST BE THE GRIFTER!
Banjo: HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
Mario (whispering): I don't trust that bear anymore. But….what about Samus? I'm confused!
The rest of the night went without incident. Soon was breakfast. Everyone was quiet, as they were too busy staring at Banjo.
Banjo: I told you, I DIDN'T KNOW!
Samus: I belive you….
Banjo: Really?
Samus: NO! Hey, what's up with Peach? Does it worry you to be alone?
Peach: Yes, I get by with a little help from my friends.
Sonic: I'm pretty sure I heard that somewhere. Maybe from some sort of singing insect.
Pac-Man: Great, now the hedgehog is talking nonsence! What else could happen?
Lemmy: Hey everyone!
Pac-Man: I spoke too soon.
Lemmy: Do you all want your 500 coins back?
All: YES! (A quiet, "Ka-WIIIIIIIIIZZZ!" was heard, too).
Lemmy: Good. Here's the task. Luigi must drink this keg of KeroKero Soda!
Luigi: I refuse! I just ate so much last night! WHY DO YOU PICK ON ME?
Lemmy: It's fun to pick on you, now CHUG!
The contest begam. Luigi picked up the barell and slurped down some. Halfway through, he was turning green. About ¾ of the way there, and he's feeling queasy.
All: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
Luigi: I don't feel so Well, I guess those 500 coins aren't yours right now. You can get them very soon, though! I have an announcement to make. All your breakfasts (except forWendy's) were poisoned!
Sonic: WHAT?
Wario: Are you even allowed to do that?
Waluigi: I'm suing!
Chuck: Ka-WIIIIIIIZ!
Mario: Can someone shut this idiot up?
Lemmy: Now, as Luigi isn't……conscious right now, he won't participate. In exactly 15 minutes, you will all pass out (don't worry, this is a non-lethal poison). You need to find 4 ingredients to make an antidote. For every part you get, you get 2500 coins. If you can mix the whole thing, you get another 250! The total amount of coins 10,250.Wendy will give you instructions via walki-talkie. Ready? Go!
The group was instantly taken to Toad Town, presumably where they would get all the items. They all agreed that Yoshi would stand in the center and tell everyone what to get. Chuck was tied to a tree because he might cause people to go crazy.
Yoshi: OK, now. Let's get in groups of 4. Sonic, Wario, Samus, and Ludwig, we need the snout of a golden Little Oinker. Mario, Baby Mario, Banjo, and Peach, a cake from a chef is necessary. Waluigi, Toadette, Pac-Man, and Bombette, you guys need to go to the 3rd house to the left in the pier area. In it is some sort of sap, according to Wendy. The rest of you must get a flower from Flower Fields. Ready? GO!
The groups all thought that there would be no problem in getting the items. They were wrong. At Sonic's group:
Sonic: Getting a Little Oinker is nothing! It's only ten coins!
Wario: Well, I ain't paying!
Samus: Cheapo…..
Ludwig: Let's take turn paying. I'll pay first. If we get a golden one, we'll stop.
Samus: How many colors are there, anyways?
Wario: A LOT!
Samus: Great…
Ludwig: Here I go! Aw, green!
Samus: No! Silver!
Sonic: Blue?
Wario: YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME PAY!
After 2 minutes of prying his wallet open, Wario payed.
Wario: Cow colored….
Ludwig: D'oh! I got a marble colored!
Samus: I GOT GOLD! YES!
Sonic: Whoops….I accidentally pressed it again. 1967 colored….
Wario: That was a relief! If there are more then ten pigs in a pen, the oldest would run away! If we continued without noticing, we could have llost it!
Sonic: I knew that!
Wario: Hmm….(maybe he was trying to get rid of the gold one).
Samus: What are we waiting for? We only have 10 more minutes!
Now, at Mario's team….
Baby Mario: C'mon, miss! We need a cake!
Chef (I forget her name): Sorry, dearies, but I have no cake mix! I heard that you can get some at Merlon's house! You just need one star piece!
Banjo: What are we waiting for? Let's go to Merlon!
After the hike……
Peach: We have a Star Piece, can we have some Cake Mix?
Merlon: YOU NEED 1,000,000 STAR PIECES!
Mario: What? You're crazy!
Merlon: AM I? YOU ARE CRAZY! YAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!
Merlon collapses, and the group stole some Cake Mix. After going back to the chef, they get a cake and leave. Now, at Bowser's group….
Bowser: Let's see….I forget how to get into Flower Fields!
Goomba: So do I! What'll we do?
Kooper: AH! I remember! There's a door right there. Open it, and we go in!
Goomba: You're crazy! That door leads nowhere!
Kooper: I'm crazy? That same insult was used a couple of lines above us in this story.
Goomba: Lines? Story?
Kooper: Forget it. Let's just go!
They enter Flower Fields to find that there is no flowers anymore, it's a big factory!
Bowser: What happened!
Kooper: looks at sign Looks like a very big Starbucks.
Goomba: Those things are everywhere!
Bowser: Well, there has to be a flower somewhere.
Looking for that flower was like looking for a needle in a haystack. Eventually, they found one at the end of the level. They hurry back (but stopped for some coffee) and get the next item!
Yoshi: Something isn't right…..what happened to Bombette, Toadette, Waluigi, and Pac-Man? Oooh, I feel dizzy….
Mario: Me too…I'm….I'm…siiick
Peach: I think our time is up!
Wario: Nooo…..duh…….
The whole group collapses, and are taken back to the hotel.
Banjo: Well, Pac-Man, you have some explaing to do!
Bombette: I'll handle this. It seems that we were given wrong directions. We went to the house, and found nothing! When we trued to get out, we were locked in!
Mario: Sure……everyone is so suspicious.
Waluigi: Don't balme us, blame Yoshi!
Yoshi: I did exactly what Wendy told me!
Wendy: I told you to do the 2nd house to the left!
Mario: See? THE GRIFTER IS YOSHI!
Yoshi: NO! She's lying!
Chuck: KA-WIIIIIIIZ!
Smus: Just give it up. We all know it's you.
Wario (whispering): I think it's that stupid blue rat.
Lemmy: Stop fighting! Have your dinner! Soon after is the execution!
Diiner went without incedent (except for Luigi barfing on his food, but that's another story). Soon after, the execution questions came on the contestants compys.
The execution is next chapter. Who will get voted out? I HAVE NO CLUE!