Chapter 7!

My fanbase…..It grows ever larger! YES! Well, Sorry again for the delay, but I get busy sometimes. On with the chapter!

A very hungry Bowser goes to the fridge late at night (first checking if there are alarms). He found a note on it.

Note: To anyone who is reading this. All the food is poisoned in the evening except for one thing. If you eat the poisoned one, the pack loses 500 coins. Good luck!

Bowser: Hmm….there are 10 things in the fridge. Maybe I'll just go to the pantry….

Another Note: All the food in the pantry is poisoned. In the morning, nice snacks will come.

Bowser: Strange. Well, I guess I'll just have to wiat yonder for the morning.

Bowser was HUNGRY. In the morning, he was afraid that the food was still poisoned. So…he didn't eat. More for Wario and Pac-Man!

Wario: Best. Breakfast. EVAR!

Pac-Man: I concur.

Mario: Well, let's get going to the challenge!

At the challenge…..

Lemmy: Hello, hello!

Bowser: Goodbye….whispering: I REALLY need some fodd. Maybe if I sneak back….

Lemmy: I don't know why you say goodbye, I say HELLO!

Sonic: GAH! Now this is really getting to me. Déjà vu!

Lemmy: You must be crazy! Well, here's the challenge. We needed to wait for Baby Mario to leave, at it's too dangerous for him!

Luigi: Isn't poison dangerous for an infa…..

Lemmy: SILENCE! Well, see those poles? Each of you will be holding onto them.

Peach: YES! A simple endurance challenge!

Lemmy: Not really. Those poles are connected electrical conductors. It starts at no volts, and every 10 minutes, it jumps by 50 volts. If at least one person can survive up to 10,000 volts, you get 10,000 coins. After that, when the person falls, you get as many coins as they survived volts! Also, Mario, Luigi, Sonic, take off those gloves. Rubber is cheating!

Mario: These gloves were given to me on my 5th birthday….

Banjo: Isn't this dangerous? They are all 50 feet off the ground, under it is a giant pool!

Lemmy: Have no fear, we have Cheep Cheep medicals, and a thick layer of rubber underwater!

Banjo: That still seems dangerous….

Lemmy: You're a wimp! Let's get going!

The pack of game contestants climb onto their poles. Bowser was too weak, and fell almost instantly. He tried to roast the Cheep Cheep medicals, but his vision was too hazy. He collapsed, and Lemmy, feeling sorry, gave him some cake. Where the cake came from, no one knows. After 10 minutes….

Ludwig: I'm slipping. Someone put Vaseline on my pole!

Wnedy: Mine too!

Banjo: I see no Vaseline…..

Ludwig: Maybe it's just because you don't want to see it!

Wendy: This electricity and Vaseline is doing something weird….I am falling…..GAH!

Ludwig and Wendy fell together, and were soon treated by the medicals. When they fell, so did something from Peaches pocket!

Ludwig: reading label VASELINE!

Wendy: My god, PEACH!

Peach: I don't remember that being there! Besides, I see no Vaseline on the poles!

Wendy: Vaseline goes away when electrocuted!

Anoterh 10 minutes pass, and another 50 volts are added. Yoshi fell off, as 100 volts to the tongue is way too much! At 150, Goomab, who has no arms and should have fallen long ago, fell.

Goomba: I just can't stand it!

Luigi: Wait…..how was he holding on?

Goomba: I follow the Homestar theory: I have invisible hands!

Luigi: Oh…..AGH!

A fried spider fell on Luigi, and he promptly fell. Soon, it grew to 1500 volts. By then, Sonic, Mario, Toadette, and Bombette fell.

Toadette: C'mon guys, you can do it!

Bombette: You know, in retrospect, I don't follow the Homestar theory. How did I hold onto the bar?

Toadette: Whenever you notice something like that, a wizard did it!

It was at a massive 5000 volts when Waluigi, Banjo, and Peach fell. For some reason, Peach fell face first, and made a big splash. The splash reached Chuck, and fried him. The medicals rushed right passed him, ignoring a falling Monty Mole and Kooper.

Cheep Cheep #1: We must save him! He's the comic relief!

Cheep Cheep #2: Still, he annoyed people…

Peach: You know, I don't know if I should feel relived or scared.

Monty Mole: You should be scared, GRIFT!

Chuck survived, gave Peach a very dirty look, and then went on to eatch the rest. It reached 9950 when Banjo and Pac-Man fell. Another 10 minutes, and 10,000 coind would go to the bank.

Wario: thinking This is all on me! My extra fat is insulating me from the electricity, but it seems I'm also a victim to the Vaseline. I got to hold on! I mean, I've been holding on before, but I'm slipping!

Something strange happened. The conductor started to bend under Wario's weight. The rubber fell out of the pool and trapped everyone in the pool. Soon, Wario touched the pool and electrocuted everyone in it. Chuck almost dies as he got electrocuted again. The Cheep Cheeps all perished. Lemmy, who wasn't in the pool, called the hospital, and everyone survived. They needed to be in a body cast for a while, but they healed quickly. Wendy, Luigi, and Sonic had they're jaws paralyzed for a week, so they needed boards. Mario, Toadette, and Pac-Man. Chuck is confined to a wheelchair for the rest of the month, as he got burned twice!

Luigi: This is a sign, Wario, that you need to lose weight!

Wario: Shaddup!

Luigi: I'm not talking. I'm writing, stupid!

Everyone went to the computers after an uneverntful dinner ('cept when Sonic got pie on his face trying to cram it in his mouth.). Only 5 questions this time, as the question writer was in the pool at the time.

Intercom: This is Lemmy. Before you begin, let me say something. Wario didn't fall, but he didn't stay up. I talked to the producers, and we'll just say you get half. 5,000 coins! The bank is now at 20,500 coins. BEGIN! Oh, and excuse no caps. Our typer lost feeling to the finger that uses shift.

was the grift a victim to the vaseline?

empty stomachs hit some of our contestants. did the grift?

not many people survived past 5000 volts. did the grift?

did the gruft suffer from pain after the pool incident?

you have an opinion. Who is the Grift?

Typer: YES! The feeling to my shift finger came back! I missed you….

The contestants typed in the results and went to the execution chamber. They think that they saw the last of electricity. No, they didn't…..

Now, I have a contest. You know how Sonic is bugged by what people say? If you can tell me what he is noticing, I will tell you where to look for the clues!