The Chapter after the chapter you just read!
Mega Mario: Some of the clues might be revolved around the murder. So, I gotta kill them. Unfortunatley, I couldn't go on without them!
In the morning (the night had been incredibly uneverntul. 12 hours of boredom.), A s.w.a.t team came and blindfolded all of the contestants and brought them to a secret hideout.
Pac-Man: NO BREAKFAST!
Wario: I already know this is the worst day ever!
Wendy: Shut your trap! The general is about to speak!
General: WELCOME, PRIVATES! You are about to be dropped off a 30,000 foot airplane!
Banjo: You mean the airplane is at an altitude of 30,000 feet or we are in a 30,000 foot airplane!
General: THE LATTER!
Banjo: Then what's out altitude?
General: 1……
Banjo: That't it?
General: Hundred thousand!
Banjo: I'm not even sure the atmosphere is that high!
General: It isn't!
Sure enough, they found that an airplane just somehow managed to fly into space!
Toadette: Wow, this is just creepy. How are we gonna jump?
Goomba: Won't we burn up?
General: You will be given these skateboards! And this parachute! Also, don't forget a spacesuit! Once you reach the atmosphere, you will turn into a comet. Do not worry, you won't die. These suits are fire-proof. There is a building with a target on it. Try to get the bullseye!
Bowser: What if we miss the building?
General: That's why you signed a waiver in the beginning!
Bowser: gulp.
General: Who's first?
The (scared) contestants pushed Chuck ahead. He was ready and was pushed off the airplane. All they could see was a dot flying to Earth. From Chuck's point of view….
Chuck: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHsplat.
Monty Mole: Wow. I heard him from here. Did he make it?
General: Well, he made a small Chuck-Quizmo sized hole right before the bullseye. Now, we start using buddies. Banjo, Mario, come up!
The group fell too. With Kazooie without a space suit…..well, let's just say that the next dinner was fried breegull. They manage to land right on the 8 pint mark. Bombette and Ludwig made it on 8, too.
General: YOSHI! SONIC! SOME FORWARD!
Sonic: This guys probably gonna eat me! Are we ready, Yoshi?
Yoshi: This guy's probably gonna use me to cushion his fall! READY!
As they fell (which take 5 whole minutes), they discussed their lifes. Soon after, they got one point because Sonic had remarked that Dorritos are better then Lays. Bickering started, and 1 point was added. Toadette and Bowser got a 5, Pac-Man and Kooper got a 6.
Kooper: A 6? I COULD HAVE DONE MUCH BETTER WITHOUT LAMEO HERE!
Pac-Man: Hey, that hurts…..runs off crying.
General: LUIGI AND PEACH!
Luigi: Great, I'm with the Grifter!
Peach: Listen…I'm not the Grifter!
When falling, Luigi (or maybe it was Peach) tried to move to a more comfortable position. When they did so, the parachutes snapped! OH NOES!
Luii: Aw, chute! Get it? Shoot? Parachute? Oh, I crack myself up!
Peach: That was neither funny or appropriate for now. I mean, you broke the chutes!
Luigi: NO! It says, "Luigi" (or maybe it was Peach) 4 lines above this one!
They fell, but nothing was broken. How? The magic of water! They fell incredibly off course, and got no points. Hm…..the work of The Grift? Oh, and Goomba and Wario worked together to get a bullseye!
General: Last, and least! Monty Mole and Wendy!
The fall was painful, as Manty Mole…..is very molish. Maybe he could've planted a bomb in the parachute! Of course, he didn't. Unfortunatley, The Moon was coming right towards Wnedy and Monty Mole! They barley dodged it, but they had such weak gravity, that they started to orbit The Moon! Some rescuers got Peach and Monty out of the situation, and got nill.
Lemmy: Well, you get 100 per point. Let's see…
Chuck: 9
Banjo and Mario: 8
Bombette and Ludwig: 8
Sonic and Yoshi: 1
Toadette and Bowser: 5
Pac-Man and Kooper: 6
Luigi and Peach: NOTHING!
Luigi: Must you say it so loud?
Peach: Well, personally, I love to hear "nothing" said really loud! The fact that it has to vowels makes it ever so cool!
Luigi: Nerd….
Goomba and Wario: 10
Wnedy and Monty Mole: 0
Lemmy: According to this, you get….4700 coins! Out of a possible 8000 coins, you have beaten the Grift. He/she got less then half! Your total bank now is 25,200! Now, we are spending the rest of the time in space, including the execution. GET READY!