Chapter something!


Another one is going "home" tonight. This chapter will have a line for the contest.

The execution chamber in space is much more futuristic. Since this isn't a hotel, they are forced to answer the questions, they each get a computer in the chamber.

Is the Grift a male or female?

Who was the Grift partnered with?

How many points did the Grift get?

Who is The Grift?

Bombette: Only 4 questons?

Lemmy: Well, the question writer fell out of….

Toadette: What his chair?

Lemmy: The station.

Toadete: Oh. Ew….

Lemmy: Well, everyone is done, so let's go!

Each person went into their very own metallic chairs. The screen came up.

Peach to Mario: I'm scared. I wanna hold your hand.

Sonic: Once again, GAH! Where am I remembering these things?

Lemmy: Stop talking, and let's begin!

MARIO: Green

LUIGI: Green

WARIO: Green

BANJO: Green

SONIC: RED!

Sonic: WAH!

Lemmy: Guess who we're having for dinner?

Sonic: Now I'm scared….

Sonic's chair started to heat up. He was tied to it. Nobody could get him out. His face became disfuigered (not a parody of "Ripple Of Cheating, PLEASE DON'T SUE!) and he passed out, presumably dead.

Goomba: What does that have to do with dinner?

Lemmy: Watch.

Sonic's chair fell into a giant pot under the floor. He was cooked with some bowtie pasta.

Lemmy: This is our dinner…..

Alll: WHAT?

Lemmy: Just kidding. He's the DOG'S dinner.

All of the contestants got the jibblies from that. They ran out when they heard a barking sound. All went to sleep, and the airplane slowly went back to Earth.

DON'T SUE, krisetchers!