Sorry all!
I knew I have some fans, but I can not finish this project. I just can not. This was a test for my writing skills, and it was meant not to have an ending. I'm sorry I disappointed you, but I am working on another project for you. I am so deeply inspired with kriesckecthers (WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOUR NAME?) writing, I will make murder mysteries. They will have a twist of my ingenious, and won't be a total ripoff! YAY!
Anyway, you are all probably wondering who The Grifter is. Also, how will I manage to bring the people back? Well, this final chapter will explain it.
Everyone is in the room when all of Lemmy comes.
Lemmy: Bad news, everyone. We've been cancelled! None of you will die, and scientists are bringing the rest back to life!
All: YAY!
Lemmy: Now, for the Grift. The Grift is…..WENDY!
All: GASP!
Lemmy: Now to tell you the very few clues we had!
In Chapter 7, look at the questions for The Grifter identity. If you look at it up and down instead of left and right, the first column says, "wendy".
In Chapter 6, Wendy's light flashed red. Lemmy says very well in quotations, as if he was fabricationg the truth. In fact, she didn't take the test!
In Chapter 10, Sonic cooked with bowtie pasta. Wendy has a bowtie!
Banjo: That was it? Wow, that was lame!
Lemmy: Shut it, you! Now, Wendy, would you explain how you messed everything up?
Wendy: Sure.
First Challenge, The Race. I had weakened Bowser's Clown Copter, as I knew he would ride in it.
Second Challenge, The Poisoning. I blamed Yoshi for misreading the locations. Infact, I had.
Third Challenge, Sleep Deprivation. I knew Ludwig was pretending to be The Grift. I blamed messing up the ball on him.
Fourth Challenge, Shock Absorbency. I had put Vaseline on several peoples poles. I hid it in Peach's pocket. I also strengthened the rubber under Peach so it could reach Chuck. As far as I can tell, the horrific accident was made for good television.
Fifth Challenge, Grace In Space. I was originally to go with Peach, so I destroyed the parachute. When I ended up with the twerp, I insisted on going last so we would reach the moon.
Mario: You…..I CAN'T BELIVE IT!
Lemmy: Belive it. Now take your money and leave!
The gang took their money, satisfied that they wouldn't die. Thank you, canceling!
FUN FACTS: They were all originally supposed to fall through a hole. I thought it would be boring, so I shot Samus into orbit. I ran out of ideas, so I crushed Baby Mario with a boot.
When they were in space, Peach and Luigi were supposed to crash into Samus, making her shatter into a million pieces. I thought that would be creul, so I changed it.
When Sonic died, he was supposed to get burned and thrown out into space. There, they would hit him with a hammer and crack him. Of course, that would be a bit more gruesome.
Well, the next story will go all the way through. See ya!
