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Allison woke up that morning at around 5:00 AM. She was mad. Very mad. She went to bed at around 12:00 that morning and woke up 5 hours later. Now you have to keep in mind that normally, Ali doesn't wake herself up 5 hours after she goes to sleep. However, the day before, Allison had received a rooster from Tak which she named Pepe. Pepe was trained to wake up at 5:00 AM and cock-a-doodldy-freaking-doo as loud as he possibly could.

Allison ignored Pepe, rolled over, and tried to go back to sleep. She didn't succeed. At 5:30, the cops rang her doorbell.

"What's all the noise?" the copper asked. He was big, tall, and had a stomach that threatened to burst the buttons on his shirt.

"Sorry officer" Ali said, yawning "New rooster, must kill"

"Well…. O.K. the officer seemed tired too. Just keep it down O.K.?"

"Sure" Ali mumbled. She shut the door and went back to sleep.

Allison dreamed that she was eating a delicious meal made by the hottest guy she'd ever seen in life or dreams. She asked the cook what the meal was made of and he replied (in his o so sexy voice) "Oh, it's made out of your rooster, Pepe." Allison flashed him a great big smile. Then she woke up.

Allison lived on a farm with her dog Muffin, her horse, Bullseye, and her sheep Amy. Oh right, she also lived with a skinny old man, Takakura. She didn't like Tak too much but she had to live with him because he was the one who brought her here in the first place. However, Takakura was biased. He told her that women couldn't run a farm and the sooner she found a husband, the better. In fact, if she didn't marry in a year, she wouldn't be staying on this farm.

Unfortunately, poor Ali was looking at some of the ugliest guys she had ever seen. Allison decided that the next day, she would pack a swimsuit and lunch go to the biggest town next to her, and find her MR. RIGHT!

The next day, Allison packed her nappy, and snuck out of town before Marlin or Gustafa could find her. Suddenly, she heard the most awful sound she had ever heard in her life. The most gut-wrenching, nerdy, ear-piercing, awful sound she had ever heard.

"ALLISON! PEACE SISTER!" Gustafa tried to stroll up to her casually. He ended up looking like a sick pigeon trying to run. "How's nature treating you on this groovy day?"

"Hi Gustafa" she said weakly trying not to shudder. She failed

"Oh where are you going? Can I come? Please? I LOVE YOU!"

Ali had had it. She screamed and ran out of the city as fast as she possibly could.

Well I can't think of anymore to say. Next time I might have some guests on the show! Oh right and please, please, please, please, PLEASE review. Otherwise I'll write another crappy story