All We Care About is Us
Merry and Pippin's song!
Sung to the tune of 'All I Care About' from Chicago
The italics is the fellowship
We don't care about expensive things
Pretty swords
Mithril rings
Don't mean a thing
All we care about is us!
That's what their here for
We don't care for wearing fancy mail
or fighting orcs
The killing sport
Don't mean a thing
All we care about is us!
All they care about is them
Give us ale, lots of ale
Just bring us several pails
Let us see those leaves and pipe
And both us hobbits are content all right!
We don't care for any fine attire
That the girls
Might admire
No, no, not us
All we care about is us!
All they care about is them
(doing a crazy jig on the table and whistling)
It may seem odd
All we care about is us!
That's what they're here for
La la la la la la la la la
La la la
La la la
Listen to us!
All we care about is us!
All they care about is them
Show us food! Lots of food!
We'll be in a happy mood
When we smoke and sing melodies
We need comfort! Keep your jewelry
We don't care for having lots of gold
It has no use
Except get old
No not for us
All we care about
(Fellowship sing 'ah' in the background)
All hobbits want is a barrel of food
Soft fluffy beds and no work to do
All they care about is them
All we care about is us!