"Believe Me Legolas"
To the tune of 'Believe Me Natalie' by the Killers
Believe me, Legolas
Listen Legolas
This is
Your last chance to find
A new bow, kill an orc or so now
Please believe me, Legolas
Listen Legolas
This is
Your last chance to find
A new bow, kill an orc or so now
Why don't you let your hair flow?
Brush the yellow out
And believe me, Legolas
Listen Legolas
This is
Your last chance
There is a tangle there
In your golden hair, prince-ling
Remember the dwarf can still beat
you with your kill count
Why don't you let your hair flow
Brush the yellow out
Yes, There is a tangle there
In your golden hair, prince-ling
You go to battle, awaiting your fate
Now tell how did you come back lookin' great?
And 'a diversion'
Wasn't the smartest line
That you could say in a crucial time
Believe me, Legolas
This is
Your last chance
To find a new bow
Why don't you let your hair flow
Or dye it blue
If your stupid looks and lines don't
make a fool of you
It's alright by me
You're alive somehow?
I thought you were too busy fix-
Ing your looks now…
But this might be your last chance
I just know, oh-oh