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" Ok Hamtaro!" said Dancer. " Are you ready to find out the special song?"
Hamtaro and Dancer were still in Dancers dance studio, only two days away from the big dance. And, as all of you probably already know, Hamtaro was waiting exictedly for Dancer to tell him what the special song he was supposed to tell him!
Hamtaro nodded.
"Yes!" said Hamtaro. " I'm ready Dancer!"
Dancer smiled.
" Are you sure?" he said. Once again, Hamtaro nodded. But this time, a little frantic.
"Yes, yes, yes!" he said. " Now tell me the song!"
"Are you really, really, postively sure you're ready?" Dancer said again. And thats when Hamtaro kind of snapped.
"YES! YES!YES! I TOLD YOU I'M READY! NOW TELL ME THE SONG OLD MAN!" Hamtaro screamed, his face as red as a tomato.
But, despite Hamtaro being angry, Dancer smiled, being as calm as he could be.
"Ok then!" he said. " Now, Hamtaro, the song is called...'1,2 Step'!"
Hamtaros excitedness stopped. He suddenly got a questioning look on his face.
"Whats that?" he asked. Dancer nearly fainted.
"WHAT!" he screamed. "YOU NEVER HEARD OF THE GREATEST SONG EVER?"
Then, thats when Dancer fainted. Hamtaro ran to his side.
"Umm..Dancer?" he said.But Dancer was still knocked out cold.
"Hmm..." said Hamtaro. " Maybe I should get some water and..."
5 minutes later...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!" Dancer screamed.It turned out Hamtaro had dumped water all over him!
"Great! Your awake!"Hamtaro said. "Anyway, what in the world is-"
"1,2,Step?" Dancer finished for him." Ok, first of all, how can you not know a song that Missy Elliot sang?"
"Um..whos Missy?" asked Hamtaro.Dancer slapped his head.
"Oh for the love of god!" he said. " Shes,well, this one rapper human and..oh I have no time for this! You have to dance to this song!"
" Is that all?" Hamtaro said. " Well, go ahead and play that song old man!"
Dancer groaned, as Hamtaro struck a lousy dancing pose.
"Ummm...ok..but I must warn you! This song is hard to dance too..." said Dancer."Oh, and don't call me old man you little kiddie!"
" Just put on the song!" said Hamtaro, seeming a little angry at what Dancer just called him. " I'm ready!"
Dancer shurgged.
"Whatever you say!" he said. Then, he popped in the CD into the radio.
When the song got to the 'Ladies and Gentlemen' part,which was practily in the begining,Hamtaro then tried to do his best, when the song kept on going, his footing started to go off, and when he tried to do some free-style moves, he kept on tripping. He especialy did bad on the chorus.
Dancer shook his hed sadly, and stopped the song, not even waiting to see Hamtaro finish it.
"Hamtaro, Hamtaro, Hamtaro." he said shakeing his head again. " I was afraid this would happen.."
"No duh!" said Hamtaro angrily. " But why was that so hard? I did good on other songs and..."
"Dont you get it?" yelled Dancer. " That song has some rythym to it! And since it has rythym, you have to have rythym in your danceing!Look, heres how you do it.."
"That does it!" Hamtaro yelled. "Dancer, why are you being strict on me? Huh? Why?Is it because I'm a bad dancer, I'm just not good enough?"
"Look,it isn't that," Dancer said. " I'm being strict because, I don't want you to lose the one you love like me!"
"What?" said Hamtaro. " What do you mean, like you?"
Dancer took a deep breath, then said, " Here, sit down, and let me tell you a little story..."
Hamtaro sat down on the hard floor, waiting to hear Dancers story. Finally, Dancer took another deep breath, then began his story...
"You see, when I was about your age, I was a young dancer. Now, I had some mistakes here and there, but I was pretty good! Then, when I was walking home from dance class, I bumped into the most gorgeous girl hamster I ever saw!She looked so beautiful, and.."
"Ok, ok, move on!" said Hamtaro. " I don't want to hear about old puppy love!"
Dancer rolled his eyes and continued with his story...
"Anyway, she apoligized, saying she didin't mean to bump into me! Then, I asked what she was doing, not even bothering to ask her name, then, she told me that she was going to se who had signed up for the dance compition! She said she loved watching good dancers, and, thats when it hit me, I decided to enter the dance compition! I said good-bye to the girl, not even remembering I didin't even know her name, and I ran to sign up for the dance compition!"
"Yawn, bor-ing!" said Hamtaro, useing a fake yawn. But when Dancer started glareing at him, he quickly said, "Heh heh, sorry, move on!"
"Ok, well, after that, I practiced day and night, night and day, danceing, I hardly did anything else! I just wanted to impress that beautiful girl, but, I had no idea that I was trying to hard. And when it came to the compition.." said Dancer, but he was interupted by Hamtaro.
"You messed up?" said Hamtaro. Dancer shook his head.
"No, actully, I totally burned everybody in the compition! But, I wasn't danceing camly, I was danceing my heart out. I thought I was going to pass out, I was sweating crazy, and I had a look of anger across my face the whole time. But, I managed to win first place! But, I passed out on the floor, and a couple people had to carry me to a seat to rest. And, as I was resting,the very prettygirl came by, and said she had never seen anyone dance as hard as I had that night. And though I thought she meant it in a good way, she told me, that I was very stupid just to dance like that just to impress everybody and win some stupid trophy, and she told me, that even though she knew I liked her, that she didin't want a man who tried to hard.She wanted a man who only danced for fun.And then, she walked off, and I never saw her again. I didin't even get her name." finished Dancer.
"Oh my," said Hamtaro. " That must've been a sad moment."
"It was, and I learned a lesson that day." said Dancer. " I learned, that if I wanted to be a good dancer, I had to dance for fun! And thats why I picked the funnest song Iever heard, '1,2 Step'.Thats why I tried to teach you to dance for fun, because I didin't want you to get hurt like I did."
"I see." said Hamtaro. " And, I won't let you down! We're going to practice that song by, um, Missy, or, whatever her name is, if it takes all night!"
Dancer smiled.
"Well," he said. " What are we waiting for? Lets practice!"
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Well, it was 11:00 p.m exactly, and, as you may of guessed,Hamtaro, with a little help from Dancer, managed to practice all night, and even part of the day! But, finally, Hamtaro got the song down hard. And he and Dancer were exausted.
"Whoo!" said Hamtaro wiping his forehead." Man, that song was hard!"
"Yeah.." said Dancer softly. But maybe a little to softly! He seemed like he was about to faint! " That song was a...was a..."
But before Dancer could say anymore, he collapssed on the ground breathing hard.
"Dancer!" Hamtaro cried running to his side. " Oh my god, you seem like your hardly breathing! We have to get you to the hospital, fast!"
Then, Hamtaro rushed to the phone, calling the ambulance, while poor Dancer was trying his best to breath.
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"Is he ok docter?" asked Hamtaro. He was at the hospital, with Dancer in his hospital room. He was laying down on the hospital bed, seeming like he was hardly breathing still.
The docter shook his head softly.
" His old body probably got more exersise then it bargained for!" the docter said. " And it not only counts for today, but all the excersise he ever did in the last few years! And that all added up until now. And, I'm very sorry, but, theres hardly anything we can do. All we can do is hope and pray."
Hamtaro nodded.
"I understand." he said. The docter nodded then walked out of the room.
"Dancer," said Hamtaro, walking up beside Dancer in his hospital bed. " Please say something! Please!"
Dancer hardly moved, but he opened his eyes a little, and said in a quiet soft voice,
"Hamtaro, in the compition tomorrow, I want you to not overdo it yourself, like I did, and just dance for fun. And I want you to win your girlfriend! But, more importantly, I want you to do one thing..."
Then, Dancer stopped for a second. Hamtaro leaned in closer to hear. Then, in a soft voice, Dancer said,
"Dance the night away."
Then, Dancers eyes closed.His body looked stiff. He didin't even move a inch.
Hamtaros eyes welled up with tears, and he hung his head, and started to walk out of the room. But before he did, he turend around, and said,
"I'll never forget you Dancer, You have been a great dance teacher. you've taught me well. And I know I'l dance for fun! And I'll win that compition! And I'm going to do it for you!"
Then, Hamtaro ran out of the room.He knew he would do what Dancer said. He would dance for fun, he would win Bijou at the dance.He knew he wouldn't overdo it.
But, more importantly, he would would never forget his wise words before he closed his old eyes.
The last words, that would ever come from his mouth again.