(Scene: Outside a house Peter, Quagmire, and Cleveland are dressed in black like ninjas

waiting outside the house.)

-Peter crawls through the window and falls on a table breaking the lamp-

Peter: Okay guys its clear!

-Quagmire and Cleveland crawl through the window.-

Quagmire: Oh my god!

Cleveland: What is it Quagmire!

-Suddenly a door opens and a blonde lady, drugged up looking eyes, smoking a cigarette

, holding a baby, and has a shotgun comes in-

Lady: What the hell are you doin here you no good son of a -----

-She tries to shoot Quagmire, he jumps out of the window-

-Peter and Cleveland jump out to-

Peter: Friend of yours?

Quagmire: an aquaintance, (until she caught me banging her sister) gigady gigady goo!

More on the way!