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Disclaimer: Do I look like Bill Watterson?

Calvin and Hobbes were now on the run from Ronald, who didn't know who he was chasing.

"It's Valentine's Day tomorrow! I can't let my secret out until then!" Ronald was yelling.

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"Calvin, can't this wait? Ronald's secret will be out anyway!" Hobbes said. He and Calvin had escaped Ronald.

"Aw, what's he going to do? Propose to her? It's fine! We'll let out his secret for him!" Calvin retorted.

"All I'm saying is…"

"I don't want to hear it, tuna-breath! The truth shall be known!"

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The next day, Calvin learned that Susie and Ronald had been booted off the Layout Organizers for trying to hide the articles with the truth about themselves, and were now journalists.

A/N: Sorry this chapter is so short. I need time to get this Writer's Block off of my desk. Stupid Calvin invention…