A/N: Sorry about lack of updates. I'm a busy, lazy guy. This chapter, as a bonus, is way longer.
The next day, Calvin was at lunch, reading the new headline.
School Fundraiser Led by Thomas
"Hobbes, I think that Thomas is too busy with his self- glorification to be writing about me." Calvin said to Hobbes.
"Mm-hm." Hobbes sad, not looking up from the comic book he was reading.
"Susie and Candace are too busy writing about each other and girly stuff…Ronald, the nerd he is, is writing in the homework help section to write anything else…"
"Mm-hm."
"And there are still anonymous articles about me being sent in!"
"Mm-hm."
Calvin finally noticed that Hobbes was not looking up or paying attention.
"You haven't been listening, have you?"
"Hm?"
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The next day, an article was in the paper showing Calvin picking his nose.
Miss Wormwood was still oblivious to all of this. Can you believe her?
"I don't get it, Hobbes!" Calvin said, walking around his room, which was now posted with articles about him and the private pictures that went with them. "All of the pictures were taken inside the house! If someone had set up automatic cameras, they would have would have had to skip school, sneak past Mom, set up the cameras, and set them to take pictures within a time limit of 30 minutes while Mom is out shopping or something!"
"It's a mystery, all right." Hobbes replied.
The next day, while Calvin was at school, Hobbes checked his cameras for pictures.