A/N: This is it! The final chapter! Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Calvin and Hobbes or the quotes of Danny Phantom.

Calvin sat on his bed, steaming over the new article about him.

Suddenly, Hobbes busted into the room.

"Geez, ever heard of knocking?" Calvin said, annoyed.

"Whoa, sorry, Joe Hostility. Why so grumpy?" Hobbes retorted.

"Look at this!" Calvin yelled, shoving the paper in Hobbes' face.

The headline read:

Poll: What the Heck Makes Calvin's Hair Do That Spiky Thing?

"Well, whoever did that doesn't have the perfect grammar of a tiger." Calvin thought absentmindedly.

"Or do they?" Hobbes said, holding up a few pictures from the hidden cameras.

"What are you talking about? Don't tell me you did this?" Calvin asked, his temper rising.

"See for yourself."

Calvin grabbed the pictures out of Hobbes' hand.

In were Calvin's least favorite tiger with red stripes on his tail, Socrates. (Swing123, see the bottom Author's Note, please)

Hobbes plugged his ears as it sank in.

"SOCRATES!" Calvin yelled.

Everyone in town heard it.

Even Socrates did, who was at his desk, planning out his biggest prank article yet.

"Uh-oh." he said.

Hobbes had never seen Calvin run so fast. He could've sworn that they both made it to Socrates' mansion in three seconds.

And his mansion was pretty far off…sort of.

Calvin busted in, his face red, and fumes coming out of his nostrils.

He was not happy.

"Cal, buddy…" Socrates started.

"I don't want any of your smart talk, Crateso! I'll have you know that I was the laughingstock of the whole school for those articles! I was on the brink of being the eternal butt of jokes! I want you to stop right now with those articles, or I'll give you a beating you'll never forget!"

Now, Calvin had been mad before, but Socrates realized that this time, he was on the brink of utter insanity. Calvin wasn't even screaming for ten minutes like usual.

He was sensible enough to know to stop.

"Okay, okay, I'll stop! Just cool it!"

Calvin stormed out, and realized that he didn't know how Socrates got the pictures.

He and Hobbes searched, but found nothing.

This story does have a happy ending, though.

Ms. Wormwood finally became aware and stopped the paper immediately.

Calvin's life went back to normal.

Socrates' life became relatively the same, planning and pulling pranks.

All except for one thing.

It turns out that Socrates had used the camera hidden in the room to get pictures.

It was dismantled tater in the latest Tracer Bullet case of the Rogue Water Balloon. (See A/N).

The End

A/N: See The Calvin and Hobbes Show Season One by Swing123.

A/N to Swing123: I want to know if it's OK to use Socrates in the future (and here). I also want to know if I can use Andy and Sherman in The Last Frontier, an upcoming story of mine (and possibly in the future). See my profile to see why I need them in the story. Tell me in a review, because I don't use the messager.