Disclaimer: I do not own fullmetal alchemist or Kingdom hearts or disney charecters. I do own the spider!

Warning: What you are about to read has no point and can contain stupid stuff. It was written while the author (Kosa) was bored and her friend wouldn't reply to her on IM. Again, this story was created to cure boredom temporarely.

"AAAAHHHHHH! THE SPIDER IS GOING TO EAT ME! EDWARD, SAVE ME! EEEEEK!" I scream out.

"NEVER!" Said Edward Elric.

"FINE BE THAT WAY YOU SELFISH PIPSQUIK!" I reply.

"HEY!" He be tries to keep from exploding.

"I have come to save you, my princess!" Says Sora as he enters the scene.(I bet this would be a weird play!)

"Ooooh, thank you so much, my true prince has arrived! THAT'S HOW YOU SHOULD TREAT A GIRL EDWARD, YOU IDIOTIC BRAINLESS SHRIMP!" I shoot back at Ed.

"Is this boy bothering you, I can easily get rid of him with a swipe of my keyblade." replies Sora in a princelike tone.

:In your dreams you psycho! I'll kill you first!" Ed put up his fists.

Censored for extreme bloody violence

"Things have gone muy loco... Hey Donald, pass the popcorn." I say, leaning against a wall.

"GET YOUR OWN!" yelled Donald.

I put my hands on my hips. "JEESE, YA DONT GOTTA BE POSSESIVE..."

Alphonse stood behind the wall. "Who knew Ducks could be so greedy..."

I laugh. "You've never been to a pond with bread, have you."

"H-yuck, that's how King Mickey recruited Donald. Donald blasted all the other ducks away with thunder..." Goofy said, sitting on the wall.

I began to feel evil. "Hehehe, DONALD, GIMME THE POPCORN OR I'LL TELL EVERYONE ABOUT YOUR HOME THE POND!"

Donald hands over the popcorn

I look back at Sora and Ed. "Thanks, wow, they still fighting..."

"oooh, that's gotta hurt..." Al shuddered as he watched the fight.

Riku leaned against the wall next to me. "My munney's on Sora winning."

I sigh. "Hey Riku, I'm not into the betting stuff, it's much more fun just to watch."

"My munny is on Sora too, Fullmetal is pretty weak, especially when dealing with blades." said Roy Mustang smugly.

I burst out laughing. "He must be some idiot!"

Roy laughs too. "Yea, even when he's the one holding the blade he'll sustain major injuries..."

Ed's blood splatters. "Ack!"

"See, told you." said Roy.

Everyone then suddenly burst out laughing.

Mickey walks in. "Well, it seems like everyone's here, what's happening?"

"Ed and Sora are fighting over Kosa." replied Al

"hmmm, how very interesting. Should be entertaining." Mickey: sits on wall next to Donald

Donald turned towards him. "How many people did you tell about the pond?"

"Everyone in the castle." replied Mickey

"The king, how evil he is!" Donald runs away crying.

Mickey watched him blankly."He just figured that out...He never did see any of my black and white films, did he."

"HAHA! I AM THE VICTOR! IN YOUR FACE SHRIMPY!" yelled Sora Triumphantly.

"OOOH! My wonderful hero!" I glomp Sora.

"hey, whatever happened to that spider..." pondered Riku.

In the distance they could hear "chomp chomp chomp"

Roy blinked. "Looks like it decided to eat Donald, and Edward."

Sora scratched his head. "I think it choked on the pipsqueak..."

Everyone began to break out laughing again.

SORA HAS WON THE BATTLE!

DONALD AND EDWARD HAVE BEEN EATEN!

THE SPIDER HAS CHOKED TO DEATH!

THE END!

So, whatcha think? Yea, I know I'm insane, this was inspired by an away message of mine that had to do with someone being attacked by a spider. Yea, ok, errr, review, I guess...