There are few times in Konohamaru's life where he could say he was truly surprised. Never in his life did he think his friend Udon would be an ANBU; nor that Moegi would stay at the school and be a teacher replacing Iruka-sensei when he graduated to Jounin. Today was another day of shock when his Boss did not dance with any of the women at the wedding.
Not to brag or anything, but he was one of Naruto's closer friends (and sure as hell refused to address him as –sama) but to not dance with any girls who were close to throwing themselves at him? What happened to his boss?
Of course there were a few oddballs in the group like Anko...Tsuande…that less then feminine girl… the one that looked sorta like Uchiha Basterd didn't go over too well either. Well he did dance with his student, but not like that or anything 'cause she'd kill him. Konohamaru chuckled as he thought of the psycho crisis that was Naruto's Genin team. Firstly Uta Atarishi, the ANBU captain who seemed to have a gender confusion in her earlier years. Then there was Kai Maito the relative of Gai Maito which should speak enough about itself but just in case: Giant Green Turtles dyed Red plus Youthfulness equals Kai. Naruto had dealt with weird girls and the Gai and the Lee before so he just shrugged it off until the last name was called, the one and only branch family member Honsha Hyuuga.
Moegi said that little brats still hear the echo of that particular scream.
Another thing Konohamaru would never have believed was Boss becoming the Hokage, Before him even! Course the council didn't mind after raising a Genin team, defeating Orochimaru, creating definite peace between most of the nations by charm alone (though he happened to know, cause he's Konohamaru, that the Mist was that friendly for no reason) uncorrupting the Hyuuga House… well you get the point.
And besides the Ramen Rule Naruto had made some good changes to Kohona, like that damned school system.
"Let them play to their strengths! that test is completely unfair to people with no chakra and bad control!" AKA the Personal Law. Since it'd been passed nearly two years ago not a single student had failed the Genin Exam and most of that year is or on their way to being completely Chunin with only three students deaths. But those were at the very beginning of it and besides Sakura's nearly over it now anyway and god damn it why can't I get those Mist nin out of myhead?
"Psst. Kono…get over here" Hanabi Hyuuga called her boyfriend over to behind a rather large plant near the entrance of the room. " I think I know why Hokage-Sama hasn't danced yet. That sand girl from the Sand-Sound Invasion is apparently dating him!" She told me with sternness in my voice that clearly said 'shut up now before you say something stupid' and normally I do but… c'mon Naruto is my brother and boss. I've known him my entire ninja career…he even taught me my first justu so I just hope Hanabi blames him for my ehh…ooops?
"NARUTO'S WITH A SAND CHICK? HOT DAMN!"