Despite never having a mother, sister, or cousin growing up Naruto was probably one of the only men who could truly get along and vaguely understand women( Some says because of the sexy no Jutsu and several groping instances) but it might have been the women around him during his early ninja years and them each teaching him a different respect, like:

Ayame- Give her compliments

Sakura- Obey Her

Moegi- Play with her

Shizune- Don't gamble. Well she meant with money but we're just going to take that one either way.

Tsunade- Fear them

Uta- Respect them or die.

So he had been better off then some Shinobi, say…Kiba, whose charm was probably eaten by Akamaru some time ago. Now there was a guy that was on the same level of stupid as our dear Naruto who not only decided that he liked Hinata, but wanted to give her a puppy as well. See? that's nice. Forgetting the collar and leash only to hand it to her in front of most of the Clan? Well ehh, it's got to be that animal in them.

So Naruto, being of sound, mind, and helper of most women everywhere learned a lot from his student Uta. Like we had reinforced earlier, there is a certain…stupidity to him but every guy has his faults. With short green hair, no breasts, and constantly wearing boys clothing, Naruto assumed he had a three-cell team of all boys. It was a pretty rude shock to him when she leaped on him and demanded for him to buy her tampons. The seventeen months afterward had a monthly worship Uta day for if you don't worship, well Kai'll tell you.

Jiraiya, in his own special way, taught Naruto about women, so long as he remembered the order. Never approach a women like he does, never make innuendoes when not needed, do not spy on them, etc. The sex tips were great though. Naruto was so familiar with women that most men though he was gay.

And after that particular..."mission" before he accepted the Hat of Hokageship he refused to ever look at Sasuke the same way again. Eh, but they'll be little Uchiha's running around soon enough I mean Itachi's son is still lurking somewhere. As for Sasuke…well there was always that sexy no jutsu and any (Drunk, drugged, frightened…) lovely guy.

Speaking of loveable guys, while Uta may have been a tomboy, Honsha was a freaking transvestite. When Naruto had first met him a memory from when he was twelve resurfaced, the s/he Haku only paler, white eyed, and well living. He wears green eyeshadow and body hugging black spandex and the nailpaint! Annoyingly though he seemed to get pissed when he was taught the sex jutsu (he's been in that form for two years now), so points for Naruto.

But for Kakashi, his initial Genin teacher (and least effective) he learned a skill that was a great help to him, especially right now. As any of Kakashi's friends, accountancies, teammates, or students can tell you his mind wanders yet somehow he still gets every part of the conversation. Though he'd only been Kakashi's student for less then a year he'd known him for what? Fourteen years now? Those fourteen years were paying off now as he listening to the blabbering of Tsunade who was so " so excited that she was going to be an aunty and that they must go drink for luck in this relationship!" Shizune was less then amused, but went out with River Fish who said that Hanabi finally told them where she'd stashed Konohamaru's body.