n and b: back together

Hey all! This is NOT gossip girl and I never will be so just don't ask. But I do have a question from my friend, Lacey.

Are B and N going to get married?

Well that's a question we have to see in my story. Even though I'm not Gossip Girl, you know you love me. :)

Blair buzzed the intercom for the 5th time to Serena's penthouse. Finally, Serena answered.

"Get in here!"she laughed and buzzed Blair in.

Once at the door, Blair got ready to knock when Serena opened the door. She was dressed in a pair of pink pyjama bottoms and a white tank. She smiled at Blair.

"In!"she giggled and yanked her arm in. When Blair stood inside, she threw her bag to the side and kicked off her shoes. As she walked into the kitchen to grab a drink, she saw Nate look up from his socks as he sat in the middle of the living room floor to look at Blair walk in the kitchen. She also noticed him stare at her with wide, wanting eyes. She couldn't help but smile.

"Okay, what should we do?"Serena asked. Blair sat down on the floor across from Nate as Serena hung in the chair.

"Hey,"he said, tossing a lock of hair carelessly out of his eyes. Blair stared into his emeralds."Hey,"she said. Nate had recently broken up with Angel, so now he could make a move on Blair...again.

Blair was thinking the same thing, so she raised her arms over her head and stretched, poking her chest out to him. Nate stared. Her chest had become fuller, bigger, and much much nicer.

"Hey lovebirds! Ya hear me?We're going to make some fucking prank calls,"she said and grabbed her phone. Nate smiled and looked at Blair, who smiled back. God she wanted him.

So did he, with her.

Serena dialed a number and held up a dignal meaning it was Chuck she was calling. When he answered, Serena put it on speaker.

"Hello?"Chuck said. Serena put on a snotty british accent.

"G'evening sir. I'm de secretary for the govenor of England and he wants to talk to you about your king duties next week,"she said. Blair smirked.

"King duties?"Chuck exclaimed and for a minute he dropped the phone."What do you mean?"

"Please hold while I get de govenor,"she said and handed the phone to Nate, telling him to play along. Of course, he did.

"'Ello? Is dis Chuck Bass?"Nate said in an incredible british accent.

"Yeah. Is this the govenor?"he asked.

"Dammit of course sonny. When will yer be cumin in?"Nate asked, tossing a lock of hair from his eyes that made Blair quiver.

"Um um..."Chuck stuttered.

"Never mind."Nate hung up and laughed. Blair and Serena followed.

"Let's do something else,"Blair suggested, then looked up at Serena, her eyes saying leave-me-and-Nate-alone-for-about-10-minutes-please.

Serena understood right away."I'm going to go switch the laundry over,"she said and left the room. Blair hugged her knees and looked over at Nate, smiling.

"So..."he said, coming a little closer to her. Soon, Nate was so close that Blair could smell his orangey cologne. She wrapped her arms around his neck and pulled him into a deep, deep kiss. Nate kissed back, pulling her ontop of him and tugging gently at her tube top. Blair really wanted to, she did, but not when Serena was in the other room.

"Mm, I miss you,"he murmered into her ear. Blair closed her eyes."I do too. Be my boyfriend again please,"she said.

"Of course. I love you,"he whispered and pulled her into his lap just when Serena came back in. Blair mouthed I love you to him before she came in.

"Shut the fuck up are you guys serious?"she screamed excitedly. When Nate nodded, Serena clapped her hands."Oh my god awesome!"she squealed.

That night, at 11 pm, Blair became tired. Serena nodded and went to her room while Blair and Nate shared the guest room. Nate slipped off his shirt and pants and socks, climbing into the bed in his boxers while Blair changed into a small, tight slip dress. She slipped under the covers and turned on her side as Nate pulled her close and hugged her tightly.

"Mm, I love you,"she whispered.

"I love you too,"he murmered into her hair and fell asleep.

The next morning was hot and sunny and when Blair woke up, she felt Nate's sweaty skin on her. But she enjoyed it, a lot. She sat up and stretched, smiling at the sleeping beauty that was Nate. Blair wrapped a bath robe around her and slipped her feet into some slippers before she walked out into the hall.

It was only 8 am, but almost everyone was awake. Serena and her mother were sitting at the table, each in a silky red robe with their blond hair pulled into pony tails. Serena's dad was pouring them coffee and handing each blond a stack of pancakes. Blair smiled at all of them and yawned.

"Morning Blair! Where's Natie?"Serena asked, standing up and hugging Blair. Blair reluctently hugged back."In the room." She sat down and helped herself to some pancakes.

"I better get ready,"Serena's mom said as she stood up and rushed to the washroom. She looked back at her husband and raised an eyebrow. Mr. Van der Woodsen's eyes went wide and he followed her.

Serena grimaced."Let's wake up Natie and get dressed quick. It's their anniversary,"she said. Blair grimaced aswell and the two girls giggled as they walked into Nate's room. Then, both girls jumped on the bad and slapped Nate with pillows, the same way they had woke him up since they were twelve.

"Ah! Ah! Help!"Nate said and yawned, stretching and pushing both girls off the bed. Blair didn't fall off, but hung on her back over the side. Serena lay on the floor.

"Morning kids!"Blair turned her head and say Erik, her ex boyfriend and Serena's older brother. Erik grinned at them with nothing but pyjama bottoms on.

"Who are you calling kids dumb ass?"Serena laughed and threw a pillow at his head. It hit his face, direct hit, so he tumbled back.

"Fine!"He chucked the pillow at Blair and laughed, locking his bedroom door as he ran in.

"Dumbass!"Blair and Serena yelled in unison and laughed."I'll leave you guys to get changed." Serena said and winked. Blair stuck out her tongue and laughed. When Serena left, Nate stood up and picked Blair up, spinning her in circles. Blair giggled and stood down."Hey you,"she said and kissed his chin. He smiled."Hey sexy,"he said and smirked.

Nate lay under the covers of the bed, his head poked out where his feet should be as he watched Blair change into a short white cut-off skirt and a black tank top. He winked at her, helping her brush her hair and paint her toenails before he got dressed himself. He wore green khaki pants and a pale yellow button up, un-tucked and rolled up.

Blair and Nate walked out, his arm draped over her shoulders and passed by the weirdly silent and closed bedroom of Serena's parents. They walked up to Serena, who was wearing an english-style no collar pink and white dress that went just above her knees.

Very Legally Blonde meets Austin Powers.

Serena smiled at us and hooked her arm with Blair's. Smiling, the three friends walked out together to go find their adventure for the day.

Vanessa settled herself down at a booth in the amazing jazz cafe while Dan ordered her a coffee. Suddenly, her eyes darted around after she realized almost all of the boy's eyes were on her. She smirked and flipped her hair as if to say "Yeah. I know I look hot."

Dan set her drink down infront of her and smiled, just as a dreary poet came onto stage. His hair was short and white with streaks of black, like a skunk, and he owned incredible blue eyes. He was gorgeous in a way, with a long black trench coat and baggy brown jeans. He looked over at Vanessa and winked, in the only way a cute guy can.

"My poem is called "Whisper In My Ear" and I wrote it just now, at that table."He pointed to the table behind Vanessa. Then, he held the mike to his lips and started to talk, low and sexy.

I saw your face. Tears. Misery.

You didn't turn when I called your name.

Never speaking a word.

Just a glow is what you set off. And in the wind I hear them say.

You. And if I leaned up to you.

Whisper in your ear.

I'd carry your dreams far with me.

Cue music.

Vanessa knew her jaw had dropped because she could sense it. He was staring at her through the whole poem. He was incredibly handsome now, she realized. Everyone snapped their fingers, including Vanessa and Dan, and when Hot Boy noticed Dan, his smiled turned down and he walked off, sulking.

Vanessa frowned and turned to Dan, and she saw his jaw dropped. He was staring at the stage. Vanessa turned and stared wide-eyed to the figure on the stage. She had long, straight, white blonde hair and almost yellow teeth, with thin red lips and a pale complexion. Her eyes were big and blue and she was wearing a red dress and matching platforms. Dan blinked. It was Mystery.

"This song,"she spat into the mike with fuery."Is one that I think means a whole lot to me. It's called "Fuck it,"Mystery said and set the mike to her lips.

You cry and dart the way you wish you could.

Even if you're eyes were large I wish I should.

I grind my teeth as I spit on your feet.

Fuck you. You made my life a living hell.

DANIEL! BURN IN HELL YEAH!

DANIEL! BURN IN HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT. YEAH!

DANNNNIEL! OH DANIEL!

FUCK YOU DANIEL, JUST FUCK IT. YEAH FUCK IT!

Dan felt his eyes go huge at the lyrics and he plugged his ears. Vanessa stared in disbelief at what Mystery was saying.

When the song was over, Mystery held the middle finger to Dan and shouted "Fuck you!" as loud as she could. Dan looked at Mystery. She was so hot now, and Vanessa was too, but who did he want more. Dan looked up and saw Mystery head for the washroom.

"I'm gonna go to the washroom,"Dan said and got up from his seat. He walked over to the washroom, and Vanessa knew where he was going. With that, she walked over to Hot Guy.