you and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

Hey guys, I know I haven't written anything for a VERY long time, but I've been busy. I have a social life you know. Anyone, here's the next chapter. Here are some things about this chapter; Blair falls in love with someone she can't have, and Vanessa encounters with her two old friends again. AND! Jenny finds the guy of her dreams, which she will stay with for this book and the sequel and as many more I can find. Yeah, I thought I should tell you. Enjoy and review!

"Fucking piece of shit!" Blair snapped angrily. Blair and Serena were sitting on the fountain in Central Park, licking the ice cream off their cones as they started to melt from the hot burning sun. Serena had sugested the park because they could do some boy watching, even though Blair was already with Nate again. Blair looked down at her lap, where a drop of butterscotch ice cream had slipped off the cone and onto her favourite pair of Ambercrombie & Fitch jeans.

Serena licked the mint chocolate chip ice cream off her fingers and wiped them on her black tights."I knew we should've asked for extra napkins,"she said. Slipping the napkin off her cone, Serena licked it and dabbed at the spot with it. Blair grimaced and took the napkin herself, rubbing vigorously at it.

"What are you trying to do, burn a hole in them?" Serena laughed. Blair gave her the fuck off look she was famous for and tossed the napkin into the trash can beside her. Serena rolled her enormous blue eyes and flicked her Chanel sunglasses back over them, looking up into the sky and lying back so the ends of her blonde hair almost touched the fountain water. Blair rolled her own blue eyes back at Serena and watched three gorgeous guys with their shirts off walk by, nodding and smiling at Blair. She gave them her best you-know-you-want-me smile and flicked water at Serena's arm.

"Eee!" Startled by the water, Serena fell back into the fountain and landed with a splash in the water.

"Oh my fucking god!" Blair screamed, bursting with laughter. Every guy and girl in the park turned to look at the fountain, including an absent-minded Vanessa Williams, who was lounging on the park bench with her newest hubby, Tony.

"Oh my god! Blair!" she exclaimed. Blair turned her head to see a beautiful brunette girl sitting with a handsome black and white haired boy. Blair squinted her eyes to figure out who the mystery girl was, and once she saw the familiar dark, brown eyes and pale face, she realised who she was instantly.

"VANESSA!" Blair screamed in delight. As Serena climbed out of the fountain, her hair dripping with water and her face flushed from falling in, Blair ran over to Vanessa and hugged her tightly as they met, squealing with delight. Serena pouted and yanked on her hair, squeezing the ends of it so the rest of the water flowed out.

"Oh my god! What did you do to your head!" Blair asked happily, sliding one hand down the side of Vanessa's silky, dark hair. Vanessa giggled, something she had never done before, and placed her hand on her own hip."Ruby blackmailed into getting a hair transplant, but I have to say it looks really nice,"she said. Blair nodded and looked behind her shoulder at Serena, who was combing her hair with the small red Chanel brush she brought with her wherever she went.

"Is that Serena?" Vanessa asked, looking over Blair's shoulder. Blair turned to face Vanessa again and nodded. "Come see her. She'll love your new look,"Blair said, grabbing Vanessa's elbow. Vanessa pulled back."Hold on, let me introduce you to Tony,"she said. Blair watched Vanessa walk over to the black-and-white haired boy who was leaning against a tall tree, smoking a Camel cigarette. Vanessa stood on tip-toe and placed her bright red lips onto his pale ones, making him turn a faint colour of pink. She pulled him over to Blair and linked her fingers through his.

"Blair, this is my boyfriend Tony. Tony, this is my old roomate and friend, Blair,"she said. Blair twirled a strand of dark brown hair between her fingers and waved to him with her free hand. He bowed and smiled, casting his eyes up and down her body once. Blair shifted from foot to foot. She was used to that kind of affect on guys when they saw her, but this was Vanessa's oddly-sexy boyfriend they were talking to here.

"I'm going to go get Serena," Blair mumbled, turning her back to them and walking over to Serena. On her way over, she pulled the top hem of her black with white polka dots strapless dress-looking-top up so they covered her chest more and sighed. Tony was incredibly sexy in that mysterious poet kind of way, and even though those types of boys weren't her taste, she couldn't help noticing this one.

Serena was now standing up, yanking her cut-off denim mini down before it rised up again and looked up at Blair."Thanks for ditching me,"she said teasingly.

"Sorry. Here, come with me. Vanessa's here,"Blair said. Serena's eyes went huge, which Blair didn't think was possible, and looked at the dark-haired girl behind Blair."That's Vanessa! She got a hair transplant or something!" Serena exlcaimed.

Blair nodded and linked an arm through Serena's, leading her over to Vanessa and Tony.

"Serena! My god, it's been ages!" Vanessa exclaimed, tossing her arms around Serena's neck for a big hug. Serena hugged back and smiled at Vanessa, stepping back to kiss each of her cheeks. Vanessa kissed hers back and slid her arm around Tony's waist."This is my boyfriend, Tony."

"Nice to meet you,"Serena said, not taking her eyes off Vanessa's long, silky hair. Tony shrugged to her, not taking his eyes off Blair's entired body. Blair's stomach did a nervous flip and she cautiously pulled up her shirt again.

"Vanessa, email me or something. Text me if you can. We need to talk some time, babe!" Serena said, reaching into her Louis Vuitton black and white plaid purse, pulling out a slip of white paper and writing her phone number on it with a pink pen. Vanessa took the number and hugged each girl again."Talk to you later, guys,"Vanessa said, and turned to walk off. Serena turned in the opposite direction, leaving Blair and Tony standing there.

"I should get going,"he said, and hearing his low, deep voice made Blair suddenly want to take him right there and then.

"Yeah, me too,"she said, turning to leave. Tony touched her shoulder, making her head turn to look at him, and he gave her a piece of eggshell coloured paper with writing on it.

"Email me sometime,"he said and smiled, bowing again and turning to catch up with Vanessa. Blair looked at the piece of paper, where she saw a given email and a small black heart written in the corner of it. She sighed happily and slid the paper into her bag, running over to Serena and linking her arm through hers again.

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"Fuck this cold weather, eh?" Blake said, inhaling deeply on a cigarette that Jenny had offered to him. Jenny and him were sitting outside of Katherine's house on the front steps, smoking on cigarette's and talking about Katherine.

"Yeah I know,"Jenny said, leaning back against the top step. Blake looked over at her and threw the cigarette onto the ground, burning it out with the heal of his black sneaker.

"How old are you then? Fifteen, I'm guessing, because that's how old Kate is," he said, cautiously and sweetly slipping his arm so that the back of her head was balanced on it. Jenny had never felt so close to someone since her grade four boyfriend, Chad, and that was only a two day fling.

"Uhm, yeah. I've never really dated someone younger then me,"she said, sitting up and tugging her V-neck dress down self conciously so her chest was in view for him more. Just as she thought he would, Blake stared into the V-neck opening in her dress and shifted on his spot slightly.

"Well I've never dated anyone older than me. But it's nice to try new things, isn't it?" he said, grinning up at Jenny from behind the one piece of long, straight hair he had over his hair. It was one of those hair cuts that emo boys usually had; a single long piece of straight hair over one eye and the back of the hair short, scruffy and spiked.

Jenny smiled and blushed nervously, twisting her legs into a pretzel and nodding slowly. Her mouth felt dry, like she needed a drink, and the lump in her throat was getting bigger and bigger.

Suddenly, Jenny felt Blake's sweet, hot breath on her neck and she turned to see his face only two inches away from hers. Jenny prepared herself, putting her hands on his knees like she always had whenever she kissed Nate, and leaned her face a little closer. Blake slid his soft hand onto the side of her neck and closed his eyes, touching his lips to hers and slowly, romantically kissing her so that their mouths opened on cue at the same time and their tongues slowly teased one anothers. Jenny melted into his mouth, her tongue playing a slow game with his as they touched at the same, perfect time.

When Blake pulled back Jenny did aswell, rubbing her lips together so they both had the same amount of gloss on them again. Blake, who was strong and tall for his age, shimmied an arm around her and pulled her inbetween his legs, kissing the side of her neck.

"Mm, Jenny you are beautiful,"he said. Jenny sighed happily and rested her back to his chest, feeling comfortable just sitting there with Blake, the incredibly hot and amazing guy who was two years younger than her. But their peace didn't last long as an ear-shattering scream from Katherine came from the top of the stairs. Jenny and Blake turned their heads and saw Katherine, staring at them wide-eyed as her red curls cascaded down her back and front.

"Jenny! This is my fucking brother! Why the fuck are you sitting in his legs! You whore! Both of you get the fuck out!" she screamed loudly. The curtains of Katherine and Blake's windows moved aside as people looked out, including Elise who was standing with a gorgeous blonde boy and had their mouths hanging open.

"Kate, stop being so fucking immature. Let me be happy before. I finally find someone I can actually connect with and you fuck it up. So what, maybe she's two years older than me, but she is so amazingly beautiful! So fuck you, you skank. Go have sex with your lesbian lover again. Yeah everyone, Kate's not actually straight,"Blake snapped at Katherine, turning to the windows as he said the last sentence."She's only going out with Bradley to cover up the fact she's a lesbian. Her girlfriend is Roseanne, and she lives three blocks from here, on Fifth streeth. Don't believe me, go find out for yourself. Her apartment is 34B, she'll be glad to hear from you all." Blake looked at Jenny and bit his lip angrily."Let's get out of here,"he snapped and, wrapping an arm around her, the two of them walked down the street, leaving Katherine staring wide eyed at her brother with tears pouring down her face.

Jenny walked fast with Blake until they reached King Street, where millions of street lights poured down on them and cars zoomed by. Blake put his hands on Jenny's face and looked down into her eyes.

"Call my cell phone,"he said, kissing her lips tenderly and softly at the same time. He slipped his number into Jenny's clutch and pulled back, walking towards his house again, leaving Jenny standing under a street lamp to get a cab. She sighed happily and hugged the clutch to her chest, raising her hand in the air to signal a taxi. When one pulled over, she climbed in, giving the driver her adress and sitting back in her seat. Of course, she would have to break up with Alex. Blake was way better. He was the guy of the dreams.

So the guy of her dreams was in grade eight?