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Zim's New Slave 2: The Returnening
By Sanoon
Chapter 1: Needless Introductions
It had been a year since that fateful day for Zim. Exactly 365 days ago that Zim picked him up, and got rid of him that same day. It was a day that Zim would have rather forgotten. Luckily for Zim, that day was behind him now, so far behind him.
GIR was watching TV like he normally does everyday. He was flipping between TV shows, mostly because he wanted to watch every show, but the TV would only show one at a time. His solution was to turn the channels really fast so he could see all of them.
The table in the room lifted into the air, as the lift ascended to the floor level with Zim on it, out of his disguise. He bore a proud smirk as his mind tinkered with a new, more evil plot than his last. GIR turned his attention away from the TV for a second to wave at Zim, but then continued what he had been doing for the last 64 hours while Zim was in his labs. Zim watched GIR switch through the channels for a minute before he went into the kitchen to get a snack. After a minute, he returned to the living room with a small container and a white stick to eat its contents with. He took a seat on the couch and stared at the TV for a few seconds before becoming annoyed.
"GIR!" Zim shouted. "Pick a station."
"But I wanna watch all of them," GIR protested.
"Just pick one," Zim said calmly, as he held up one claw.
GIR whined, sighed, and finally stopped on a channel. The show GIR had stopped on was an anime show called 'FullMetal Alchemist'. Zim had seen this show a while ago, and was vaguely interested. His interest in the show grew after a while, and he even used some ideas from the show to try to conquer Earth. Although, his plan of using a transmutation circle to turn Dib into a chimera failed…horribly.
The current episode was one of the few that Zim hadn't seen yet, so he sat there happily, his eyes glued to the screen. Currently, a character named Scar was talking to the main character, Edward. After a few minutes of silence, a sudden scream ripped Zim's attention away from the TV.
"Scar's gonna die makin the philosophers stone!" GIR shouted.
"GIR!" Zim shouted angrily as he jumped off of the couch and threw his snack at GIR, hitting him in the back of his robotic head. "Stop giving away the ending before I get to see it! AAHHH! You spoil everything!"
GIR jumped up, and crawled over to Zim and grabbed his leg. He was crying, and tugging on Zim's leg as hard as he could. "Please master, don't be angry at me!" GIR cried.
Zim kicked GIR off of his leg and turned for the kitchen as GIR wailed in the background before regaining his interest in the TV. Zim stopped when he heard the sound of a human diesel engine of a city bus outside the house. Zim though for a second as to what the sound could mean. "Strange, the FILTHY human bus drones don't normally bring the busses around here," Zim said quietly to himself, except when he screamed out the word 'filthy'. "What could they be doing?" Zim walked over to the door, and activated the see-through barrier. Zim's eyes widened in shock the moment he saw what was outside. Just the sight of that…that thing brought back painful memories that Zim didn't want to remember. He turned around quickly, and ran into the kitchen while he ordered his robot parents to answer the door.
The doorbell rang, and the robot parents answered it. The two robots opened the door, and stared at the person on their doorstep "Why hello there young man," mom greeted in a cheerful tone, smiling broadly. "You just look so adorable."
"Yeah, I was told that I am kinda cute," The visitor replied.
"You seem to be full of character," dad said, kneeling next to the newcomer. "You should meet our son. He'd love your personality."
"Okay," the newcomer said happily. "I am a pretty likable guy when ya get ta know me, ya know what I mean?"
The robot parents led the newcomer into the house, and helped him carry some of his bags. GIR immediately dropped the remote and ran up to the new guest. "Oh, son," dad called out. "You have a guest. Come give him a hug!"
Zim walked out from the kitchen, his disguise on, and stared at the newcomer before dad picked up the guest, and threw him as hard as he could at Zim. Zim's skin instantly started to burn upon contact with the visitor's skin, causing Zim to scream in pain. Zim threw the ball of meat off of him, and ran over to his robot parents. Smoke was still rising from his skin as he shouted to his robot parents, "You were supposed to keep him OUT! Why did you let him in?"
Dad kneeled next to Zim. "Is that anyway to act around company," dad replied, his voice somewhat depressed and becoming cloudy with emotion. "Where did I go wrong?" Dad jumped back up and threw his claw hands to his face as he started crying. The water from the fake tear ducts caused his circuitry to fry for a few seconds, sending sparks raining down to the floor and on top of Zim.
Mom threw her arm around dad and said, "Don't worry hun, we can feed him earwax."
Dad perked right up, and shouted, "Yes dear, earwax!" He turned to Zim and pointed his claw arm at him. "Time for your full helping of earwax son!" Before the robot parents could do anything, Zim ran up to them, and pushed them back into the closet that stored them.
"AAAHHHH, useless!" Zim cried out as he turned to face his 'guest'.
"Hiya, Meatwad!" GIR shouted happily. "Lets play tag!" GIR shoved his hand into Meatwad, pulled it out, and ran of into the kitchen.
Meatwad started to follow, but Zim jumped in front of him and growled in anger at his presence. "Why are you here?" Zim asked slowly, his voice still filled with anger.
Meatwad rolled up to Zim and tapped his leg. "Tag, you're it," Meatwad laughed.
Zim jumped back and rubbed his leg where Meatwad had touched him. "No games!" Zim shouted. "Just tell me why you are here."
"I came back fer camp," Meatwad replied as Zim slowly repeated the word 'camp', sounding out each syllable in the word. He winced as another painful memory came back. "Its camp season, and I done been good, and Shake saw no harm in letting me come. I've been savin' up for this trip all year, and I've been diein' to come back since last year."
GIR ran out of the kitchen screaming incoherently, but stopped next to Zim and said, "I invited him back. It was a surpriiiiiise." GIR's metallic voice droned out in the middle of the word
"WHAT?" Zim screamed. "Why did you invite him back?"
"Because I like him. He's fun, and he's tasty, AND HE"S A GIANT BALL OF MEAT!" GIR shouted back happily, laughing the entire time.
"So, where am I stayin'? Meatwad asked. "I done prepared this time. I got my dollies." GIR screamed in joy, and Zim growled in annoyance.
He came back. 365 days later, he came back. And he learned that it was GIR's doing. His mind blank in anger, he only stood there as GIR led Meatwad and his belongings down an elevator that led to the lower levels of Zim's base, for a room for Meatwad to stay in.
The first chapter is complete. I hope you all enjoyed it. Thanks for reading, now review please.
