Operation ESCAPE
"Ok ya ready Numbuh One?" Abby said thru her communicator. Wally was chatting away with Kuki and Hoagie was hanging around his tent. Nigel heard Wally and Kuki giggling thru the communicators. Nigel yelled, "DON'T ABUSE THE TECHNOLOGY OF THE COMMUNICATORS!" Kuki was holding in her laughter. Wally was trying not to laugh. Suddenly they burst into laughter. Nigel rolled his eyes and said, "If you guys don't work I guess we could just leave you here…."
Kuki and Wally abruptly stopped laughing. Nigel nodded, "Yeah, that's what I thought. Numbuh Five REPORT!" Abby mumbled something about being in a bad mood. Nigel waited impatiently, "I said, Numbuh Five, REPORT!" Abby replied, "GEEZ! We're clear Mr. Nigel Uno-boss-man." Hoagie was talking to some guy in his tent, "Yeah I know Harry. That Theodore guy is weird. Yeah I know what you're talking about. I mean seriously….Wait hold up! I COMPLETELY FORGOT! THEODORE IS……"
Suddenly he heard a voice coming from his communicator. He saw Numbuh One pointing his finger "cutting his throat" murmuring, "DON'T SAY WHO!" Harry was watching Hoagie now, "Who is Theodore?" He asked. Hoagie giggled nervously, "NO ONE!" Harry gave him a look, "Ok then…." Hoagie ran outside and looked at his communicator. Numbuh One was so relieved he didn't say anything. Hoagie looked into his CALL'EM.
Calling
Amigos
Lightly
Liberates
Emergency
Maneuver
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Hoagie looked into his CALL'EM and saw Kuki and Wally giggling. He heard Kuki say something about Mushi and how she had mistaken the butter-ball on her waffle for ice-cream. (I actually did that one time, it was GROSS!) Wally was busting up. Kuki smiled and saw Hoagie, "Oh hey Numbuh Two! We were just talking about you!" Hoagie blushed hoping Wally hadn't told Kuki that time he accidentally laughed so hard he blew milk out from his nose, getting it all over the girl of his dreams. Hoagie yelled at Wally, "I told you not to tell anyone!" Kuki just looked at him, "What are you talking abo-" Wally winked at her, "I'm sorry mate…It just slipped…"
Kuki nodded. She realized they were playing a joke to have him spill it himself. Hoagie scolded Wally, "For shame Numbuh Four! I can't believe you told Kuki that I blew milk from my nose and got it on Laura!" Kuki burst into laughter, "You blew nose milk on the most popular girl in school, Laura, you blew nose milk ALL OVER LAURA? HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!" Wally put his arm around her, laughing in hysterics. Hoagie looked at them and frowned at Wally, "NUMBUH FOUR!"
Wally smiled at him, "What? Ya said I couldn't tell. YOU'RE the one that told her." Hoagie pondered for a bit. Then he gave Wally a glare. Kuki walked off, then out of Hoagie's sight, she cracked up. Hoagie was scolding Wally and in between they heard Kuki laughing, and laughing. Hoagie looked at Kuki, "GEEZ! KUKI SHUT UP!" Kuki eyes teared up. Her lower lip quivered. Wally looked at Hoagie, "AHH NUMBUH TWO! I JUST SHUT HER UP!" Kuki's eyes got bigger. Hoagie giggled nervously, "He he….Ummmm…SEE YA LATER!" He hung up.
Wally looked at the communicator. It was just fuzz. Wally built up anger, "NUMBUH TWO! YOU ARE SOOOOOOO DEAD!" Kuki cried so loud. Wally looked at her and got out one of her toys, "It's ok Kuki. Mr.Fuzzlebottom doesn't want you to cry!" Kuki kept crying then she slowly stopped, "Numbuh Four?" Wally answered, "Ya Kuki?"
"Why do you have one of my toys? I didn't bring any on the trip…." Kuki slyly looked at him, "YOU TOOK ONE OF MY TOYS DIDN'T YOU NUMBUH FOUR! BECAUSE YOU LI-" Wally covered her mouth, "C'mon Kuki. Geez we're in A CRUDDY CAMP WITH KIDS ALL AROUND." Kuki looked around at all the kids, all of them staring at them. Kuki blushed, "Uhhhh…..Sorry guys. You secretly like rainbow monkeys huh Numbuh Four?" Numbuh Four ignored her. They ran off. Nigel came up on their communicator, "You guys ready to put our plan to work?" They both nodded.
WALLY POV
Man I thought Kuki was gonna say something about…..My feelings. But I'm glad I shut her up in time. But now who cares. We're gonna get outta here. I heard Numbuh One's voice through the communicator. Kuki grabbed it out of my pocket when I was reaching for it. So as you guessed, we held hands for the first time ever. I blushed like mad and I couldn't help but notice that Kuki was blushing a bit too. Kuki laughed nervously and swiped the communicator, "What is it Numbuh One?"
"Well Numbuh Three, we are just preparing for the plan, are you ready?" Kuki nodded.
"Ok good because we need to sta-" Suddenly Nigel's other phone rang. He picked it up, "Hello Nigel Uno of Kids Next Door, how can I be of assis-" The person on the other line interrupted him, "NIGEY! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO COME BACK HOME! YOUR FATHER HAS NO IDEA WHERE YOU ARE! YOU BETTER COME BACK NIGEY!" Nigel listened to his insane girlfriend, "Lizzie, I'm trying to break out of a camp. CALL ME BACK LATER!" He heard laughing on his communicator. He looked at it. He saw Kuki and Wally laughing.
Nigel told Lizzie, "Lizzie. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie. CAN YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE RIGHT NOW! I'M VERY BUSY!" Lizzie gasped, "WELL FINE MR. GRUMP UNO!" With that she kept blabbing. Nigel looked at his phone that Lizzie was yelling in. He took it and hung up. Kuki and Wally wiped a tear from their eye and looked at Nigel. He looked serious. They stopped laughing and said, "We're ready."
After that they hung up. Kuki ran over to lesson with army crawl, according to plan. Wally hid behind a pillar. Kuki was crawling and just like the plan she stuck a part of her shirt to the fence and cried. One of the employees came over to Kuki and asked her what happened. Kuki cried, "I scratched myself!" The employee looked at her shirt and brought her to Theodore. Wally got out his communicator, "This is Sidekick. Actress is in the nest. I repeat Actress is in the nest." Hoagie was listening, "What the heck is Sidekick and Actress? And the nest?" Wally shook his head, "C'mon man! Don't tell me you haven't seen any old movies!" Hoagie laughed nervously, "Of course I have…."
Wally wasn't convinced. He just 'tsked' him, "Woteva. Oh shoot! I missed the guard! Hold on see ya in PHASE TWO!" He hung up. He rolled over to the guard that was taking Kuki. He tip toed over and….. "YES! GOT THEIR KEYS!" He whispered. Meanwhile Kuki was in the tent with "Theodore." She put on a little disguise so Father wouldn't recognize her. She had her hair in a ponytail and she put a skirt over her pants. She walked into the tent. Father was sitting in a chair, his back facing Kuki. He asked her, "So what seems to be the problem Miss Sabuki?" (that is her codename!) Kuki answered, "Oh I just got a little scratch." Father turned his chair around, "Oh I'm sure that's what happened….MISS SANBAN!" Kuki quivered with fear, "YOU'LL NEVER MAKE US STAY HERE!"
Wally heard what was happening so he put on his disguise. His codename was "Bobby." Hoagie made it for him. He put on a cap and wore a baseball shirt. He walked into the tent where Father morphed back into Theodore, "Hello chap. What do ya need?" "Bobby" answered, "Umm Kimi Sabuki needs to go to her next class." Theodore looked at them and regretted what he had said, "Ok go ahead. I hope you learned your lesson Miss Sabuki." (woah so not like father, but then again he IS in disguise and has to play the part)
Bobby and Kimi walked out. Kuki took off her disguise as she sighed with relief, "MAN THAT WAS SO SCARY!" Wally looked at her, "It's ok Kuki. We're gonna be gone soon." Kuki smiled and got out her communicator, "Ok on to PHASE TWO!"
"Numbuh Five is on the case!" Numbuh Five said thru the CALL 'EM. Pretty soon they saw Abby thru the shadows. Wally didn't even notice when she took the keys from him.
Abby got out her CALL 'EM, "Got the keys Numbuh One! It's your show! I'll be right over!" "Affirmative. C'mon Numbuh Two. Here we go." Nigel answered.
Abby, Kuki, and Wally were heading to the other two. Abby ran ahead of them to give the keys to Nigel. In a few minutes they reached the rest of the team. But when they got there they were gone.
Abby looked everywhere for Nigel and Hoagie. She looked in every tent. But then the only tent she didn't look in, "Father." Wally said angrily, clenching his fists. Kuki lowered her head, "How are we gonna get in there Numbuh Five?" "We're gonna go in." She said. "Yeah I know we're gonna go in but how?" Kuki asked obliviously. (ummm I'm not sure….is that a word?) Abby shook her head, "Just forget it Kuki." Kuki smiled and looked around. Abby turned to them, "Ok, here's the plan..."
Kuki snuck around the campus, waiting until Father (still disguised as Theodore) stepped out of his tent. Kuki got out her communicator as she noticed Father step out of the tent, "EAGLE HAS LEFT THE NEST, I REPEAT, EAGLE HAS LEFT THE NEST." Abby smiled, "Go ahead Numbuh Three." Kuki snuck into Father's tent and searched for the floor-plan of the camp.
When she found it she lifted it up then stuffed it into her bag. She heard muffled voices then turned around and saw Hoagie and Nigel tied up to a pole. Kuki smiled then said, "Oh there you are!" Unfortunately Father just came back and saw Kuki trying to untie them. Father smiled at her then hurled a fireball at her, knocking her against the wall. She passed out, seeing Father tying her up before she closed her eyes.
Kuki woke up and saw the guys looking at her Hoagie asked, "Numbuh Three? Are you ok? You've been out for like, 2 hours." Kuki smiled, then rubbed her back, "Yeah I'm fin-Ow!" She looked around and noticed that Father wasn't there so she got out her communicator and called Abby, "Numbuh Five! The plan went awry! I need backup! You guys need to get the floor-plan! It's-ow! On his desk! Over and out!" Abby looked at Wally and nodded her head, "You heard her! Let's go!"
Wally snuck over to Father's tent and signaled Abby to come. Abby ran over to him and nodded, "Let's go." They stepped into the tent and looked around. Wally was the first to spot Kuki and the others. (mostly Kuki. Lol) Wally ran over to them and untied the ropes. Abby grabbed the floor-plan and looked at it, "This isn't the floor-plan." Kuki tilted her head then ran over to her, "Yeah it is." Abby showed her the paper as Kuki read it, "Gull-i-ble Kid-s Ne-xt D-o-or? That's not the floor-plan I saw." Hoagie scratched his head, "Wait a second..." Hoagie pushed Kuki to the floor as Father tried to hurl a fireball at her. Kuki smiled, "Thanks."
Father looked at them, "Nice floor-plan huh?" Nigel looked at him, "So Father, where is it then?" Father laughed, "Like I'd tell mere children! HA! You're even more gullible than I thought you were!" He laughed as he threw another fireball at Nigel. Nigel flipped and landed on his feet, "TELL US!" Father just kept hurling fireballs. He threw another right towards Kuki but she was too shocked to move. Wally jumped in front of her and took the shot. Kuki ran up to him, "WALLY! ARE YOU OK?" Wally gave her a thumbs up then plopped on the floor. Kuki sighed, "Thank god."
Abby spotted a shelf and just felt the floor-plan was in it. She ran over to it and opened the shelf. She grabbed the paper and saw the floor-plan with a bright yellow path showing how to leave the camp. She waved it in the air and yelled, "I've got it!" Nigel heard and signaled all the kids to retreat. They all ran out as Father ran after them. Hoagie got a trash can lid and brought it along. Kuki carried Wally.
Father was hurling another fireball at Wally but Hoagie jumped in front of him and held out the trash can lid as Father's fireball came back at him with more speed. The kids ran away as Abby led them out to freedom. Kuki hugged Wally as he suddenly jumped up. All of a sudden a bright flash of light blinked and all the children in the boot camp were back at their homes, and all the pain they had at the boot camp had vanished, along with the boot camp. And all the kids went back to the treehouse to burn the floor-plan so that the boot camp would never be built again.
As they were back at the treehouse Abby figured she dropped the floor-plan, "Oh well. At least Father won't have it."
SOMEWHERE IN ARABIA
"Man, I knew those barbecue addresses were wrong." Toilenator said to himself. A piece of paper flew in front of his face as he grabbed it, "Hmmm..."
THE END
OR IS IT?
Lol. That's the end everyone. Thank y'all for reading it! Puleez review! Thank you! Kooky4kuki over and out!
