Chapter Four
Drake & Josh's Genius Prank
Disclaimer: Do you honestly think I own Drake & Josh?
Drake: No, we're not really this smart... right, Josh?
Three months later, Drake's hair had grown back and now they were scheming again. Suddenly Josh passed a note to Drake.
I am writing this because:
If we're going to come up with a really good prank, we have to leave the house. You know Megan has hidden cameras in every room. She hears all of our plans. We'll tell Mom and Dad we're going to the out. Then we can think of something that will blow away every prank she's ever played on us.
"And why are you writing this instead of just saying –" Drake began, but Josh covered his mouth.
"Shh. Megan can hear everything we say. So, if I pass a note, she won't know what we're planning."
"Ohh, smart!"
Josh jiggled his car keys as the brothers got up and went downstairs.
"Mom, Dad, we're going out. I don't know when we'll be back." Josh yelled.
"Ok. Boys, be sure to be back by eleven o'clock. One minute late, Drake, and you'll be grounded for another week." Audrey yelled back.
"Bye!"
Drake and Josh got into Josh's car and they drove to the Premiere.
"I'll go get us some drinks. You find a table." Josh said. He was getting his drinks when Helen came towards him.
"Josh!"
"Yes, ma'am?"
"Why aren't you working?"
"Well, it's my day off." Josh stated.
"Ohh, and you think that's a good excuse?" Helen asked.
"No, ma'am, but I'm here with Drake –"
"Oh, Drake's here?"
"Yeah. He's finding us a table."
"Okay, well tell him I said hi. And next time, that excuse isn't working with me. I'm just in a good mood today so I'll let you get away this time." Helen pointed her finger at Josh as she walked away. Josh paid for the drinks and went to find Drake. He was sitting at a table in the far corner. Josh was about to tell him how amazed he was that he hadn't been distracted when Drake got up and walked over to a blonde-haired girl.
"Well, hello." He said, and Josh shook his head. His brother would never be able to concentrate on important stuff.
"Drake!" Josh hissed, pulling Drake away from the girl. "We're here to think of some way to prank Megan. When we're done then you can go play. For now though, you're focusing on Megan!"
"Josh, I told you not to interrupt when I'm doing important stuff –"
"Pranking Megan so that she doesn't make us swim with the fishes is more important, right?"
"Well…" Drake began, but Josh just sat him down and they began thinking.
An hour later, they got up and left.
"Oh, that's the best plan yet! This is going to blow away everything we've ever done! Megan won't prank us ever again!" Drake said excitedly.
"I know!"
When the brothers got home, they immediately set to work. Josh stretched out on the sofa.
"Megan, can you get me an envelope? Please?" Josh called, making sure Audrey and Walter were sitting in kitchen next door and could hear everything. Megan knew that and walked down carrying an envelope.
"Here you go, Josh." She said sweetly, then lowered her voice and whispered, "You'd better not ask for one more thing, boob."
"Thank you." Josh smiled back and made sure his gloves were on properly before running up to his room. Then, he put the address of the mayor's office on the envelope and went to get the letter they'd written.
He re-read the note to make sure it sounded right. It read:
Due to the fact that there is no bike trails on the way to the library, I am forced to get rides with my boobish brothers, which stinks the way City Hall will when I dump two tons of manure on the steps and set it on fire.
Josh quickly folded the letter and sealed the envelope using a sponge.
Josh left and put the letter in the mail box.
"Who are you writing to?" Audrey asked as he came back in.
"Umm, Yooka?" He said the first thing that popped into his head, hoping Audrey wouldn't know he was lying.
"That's nice."
"I'm going back to my room."
When Josh ran upstairs, Drake was waiting for him.
"Is the letter in the mail box?" Drake asked.
Josh nodded.
"I can't wait! Megan will be so freaked out when the police come looking for her!" Drake exclaimed happily.
"I know! This is so good!"
"Just wait till Megan comes in contact with the police." Drake smiled.
