Title: Stratusfy Me

Author: Princess-asturia

Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own this… the owner owns this.

Special Thanks to: Benoitschick

Chapter 2: Does it even matter?

Victoria laughed as Trish giggled her way to telling her date with Eddie. "Eddie makes you forget the fact that you're facing a new oponent this Wrestlemania."

"So what? I don't care about that psycho Mickie." Trish said. "All I know is that Eddie's the best!"

"I don't think people really like you going out with him." Lita said.

"But they like him, right?" Trish said; confused. "I don't get it! They like me... and they all adore Eddie, but how come they don't like us together?"

"It's the chemistry, girl." Torrie said, flipping her hair on one side to the other. "Can you help me here! I need my hair done, my match is in three minutes!"

"Just let it be." Victoria rolled her eyes. "You've tried just about every style and we're running late on the match."

"FINE! I'll keep it as is!"

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Eddie sauntered towards the back. "Trish, I need to talk to you, really badly."

"Oh Eddie!" Trish said.

"I think we ought to talk about us."

"What do you mean, about us?" Trish smiled. 'Oh my god I think he's gonna ask me to marry him!'

"Why don't we take a break and cool off for some time?"

"Are you serious?" Trish said with disbelief.

"Coz..."

"No! Shut up and listen to me!" Trish snapped. "I didn't go out with you for popularity's sake, Eddie! Coz if I would, I'd just go out with Jay or Dwayne! I didn't just suddenly fall for you, coz babe... I'm as real as real can be! And lastly, Eddie, I didn't urge Lisa to date Randy for nothing! I did it just so I can keep you for myself! Got it!"

Eddie could only laugh. "The fans-"

"Does it even matter?"

"It doesn't... not for me." Eddie said. "But what about you?"

"I wouldn't get mad if it does, my love." Trish's voice mellowed. "I'm sorry, it's just that I don't want to lose you."

"You won't, mamacita." Eddie hugged Trish

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"Hey baby."

"Baby your butt, Orton! You're late!" Victoria fumed.

Randy laughed and hugged her. "I'm never going to be late again, I promise."

"Well you better, or I'll kick your butt." Victoria smiled and rested her head on his shoulder. "Do you think they're doing fine?"

"Who? Eddie and Trish?" Randy said. "Of course they are... trust them."

Victoria nodded. "Yeah..."

"So... wanna go for dinner, now?"

"I'm hungry." Victoria laughed. "Does that answer your question?"

Randy nodded and planted a kiss on her lips.

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"Let's face it, man... they don't care." Edge said.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah... and you don't care that you're dating my ex." Matt grumbled over the phone.

"Hey! It's not the topic Matt!"

"I know, Adam... I'm aware. Just stick with me here." Matt said

"Whatever, Matt."

"Oh yeah! Randy's totally getting bossed around by Lisa."

"And Ashley's doing the same to you." Edge said flatly.

"I tell you, man, women are changing... they don't like being the simple people anymore."

"And it bothers you, why?"

"Coz I want a girl who'll stay home and do the laundry and take care of the children while I'm away for work."

"When you get married. I'm pretty much sure, you'll be the one waiting for Ashley's paycheck."

"What the heck!" Matt yelped. "And you'll be waiting for Amy's as well."

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"And then we'll have at least eight children." Trish said.

"Eight? Isn't it a bit too much?"

"Either that or we'll have a dozen." Trish giggled. "I want to have a big family Eddie."

"I do, too. But eight?"

Trish smiled and nodded. "Okay... we'll settle for five."

Author's note: How was it? Well, I won't be able to update for a while coz I need to do something.

Preview to the next chapter:

Chapter 3: Hardest Thing To Do

"I'm sorry... but for the good of the business, I'm going to have to fire you." Mr. McMahon said gravely.

"It's okay... I'm sure it's for the best."

"I want you to know that you can still work for WWE on the side lines."

"I'm fine with it."