Title: Stratusfy Me
Author: Princess-asturia
Disclaimer: Okay, I don't own this… the owner owns this.
Special Thanks to: Eddie Guerrero's Mamacita, Benoitschick
Chapter 3: Hardest Thing To Do
Eddie smiled and nodded. "Five would be fine."
Trish smiled. "But I still want it to be eight."
Eddie sighed. "You're hopeless."
"You'll never know... we might have four twins!"
"If that's the case, then we'll stop at six."
"Ow come on!"
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"And the winner for the best husband who gets bossed around is... tada! Paul Michael Levesque!" Randy laughed.
Triple h looked at Randy. "And the winner for the best bossed boy friend is Randy Keith Orton!"
"Guilty as charged." Randy laughed.
"You are seriously creeping me out." Triple h said flatly. "I have to go home, I promised Steph, I'd do the laundry for the rest of the year."
"Why?"
"The creeping me out thing or the laundry?"
"The laundry, duh!"
"She's pregnant... you expect me to sit around watching her struggle with her baby and the laundry? Of course not! I'd kick myself if I see her suffer with that!"
"No need to snap at me, Champ... I was just asking."
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"Women love saying stuff in the beginning, but once they give birth, everything's gonna change."
"Really? Are you sure with that?" Eddie said.
"I'm sure." Triple h laughed. "It goes the same with Steph; first she wanted to have five, now, she wants to have only one."
"Now that's a big change."
"I know."
"I hope that goes the same with her." Eddie said
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Victoria looked at Eddie who was sweating bullets. "I'm sure it's not that bad."
Eddie smiled and nodded. "Yeah... maybe."
"I'm pretty much sure you'd be moved to Raw."
"I hope not... I don't want to cramp Trish's thing."
Victoria laughed.
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"Now, I know that you treasure your job, Eddie." Mr. McMahon said. "But I need to release you."
"Great dad... I'm sure that's about the greatest speech ever." Shane rolled his eyes. "Make it a bit lighter."
"How? You can't make it lighter, I'm firing someone here."
"Just make it a bit acceptable." Shane said.
"You called me Mr. McMahon?"
"Yeah, Eddie." Mr. McMahon cleared his throat. "Sit down, please."
Eddie sat down and looked at both McMahons.
"Eddie... I just..." Mr. Mcmahon paused. "I'm sorry... but for the good of the business, I'm going to have to fire you." Mr. McMahon said gravely.
"It's okay... I'm sure it's for the best." Eddie said
"I want you to know that you can still work for WWE on the side lines."
"I'm fine with it." Eddie nodded. "I'll go pack my things."
"I'm gravely sorry." Shane said. "It's not personal..."
"I know."
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"You're... fired?" Trish said. "But you were supposed to regain your title."
"They have a valid reason, Trish... I'm killing the business."
"Screw this business, then!" Trish said. "Damn McMahons!"
"Don't say that, Trish. I won't be jobless, I'll work on the side lines."
"I don't want you to work on the side lines, Eddie. I'm happy seeing you getting cheered by the crowd. I see you walk that ramp, and the people are at the edge of their seats thinking what you'll do next, and I love that."
Eddie laughed. "What I'll do next? Cheating and stealing?"
"People love seeing you like that, Eddie." She smiled. "And I love it more than they do."
Eddie hugged her.
"I'm happy as long as you are."
"I am... coz now, you'll be able to regain their respect."
"I'm happy, as well." She said finally after a long thought.
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"You what?"
"I fired him." Mr. McMahon said.
"For what?"
"Coz it needs to be done."
"You're just power tripping again!" Steph snapped. "How could you release him?"
"Not like I have a choice."
"You have a choice, daddy! You're the chairman!"
"What do you want me to do, then? Pull them apart and rehire Eddie?"
Author's note: Sorry for firing Eddie... I just need to do it for something in the future.
Preview on the next chapter:
Chapter 4: The Only Option
"I'm not asking you... I'm telling you it's the only way."
"Well, I don't want it, Steph."
"You know you want to do the right thing."
"I'll think about it."
