Chapter 3- Go snog the Giant squid

"LILY BILLY! HEY LILY BILLY WAIT UP!" Sirius called through the crowds as Lily walked away from the Maarauders after Transfiguration and started heading towards Charms, "LILY BILLY! COME ON WE WANT TO WALK WITH YOU!" Sirius continued to call.

Lily halted to a stop and turned on her heels. She looked bored as she 'waited' for the Marauders.

"Lily Billy I almost thought you hadn't heard me." Sirius smiled. But Lily wasn't looking at him. Instead she was looking past him waiting for Evie, Joie and Cadence to join them.

Sirius looked confusedly at Lily. "I thought we told you to wait not them?"

"Bla-Sirius you did but I really needed to speak to Evie, Joie and Cadence. I'm so sorry." Lily smiled at Sirius.

It had been a week since the blackmail had started and already people had noticed. Soon enough the information had gotten to the school's gossip newspaper "The Blab" and they were now hounding the group for questions.

As Sirius stared confusedly at Lily and as the rest of the Marauders stood there waiting for Lily and her friends to catch up the camera person for "The Blab" showed up. "Hey guys can we have a picture, you're going to be on the front page."

"Really Drake are you sure you want to do that?" Cadence asked looking as if she was ready to kill him.

"Yes Ma'am, now all stand together."

James and Sirius both stood on either side of Lily with their arms around her smiling like mad. Lily smiled at the camera but through her smile whispered at the boys, "I am going to kill you both, don't worry. You will pay for this; I don't remember pictures being part of the deal."

The flash went off and Lily with out waiting for the other started to walk away once again with Sirius screaming after her to wait up.


Lily Billy you know that you want to talk to us.

Black do me a BIG favor and don't pass notes to me during class. I unlike some people here are trying to learn.

I am hurt Lily Billy you broke a promise. Now you have to kiss James.

What are you on about SIRIUS? There was never anything saying I had to kiss James if I didn't call you by your first name. Stop making up rules. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL TURN MY WAND ON YOU.

You do like to threaten me quite often Lily Billy.

Do you have to call me Lily Billy every time you say my name? Can't you just say Lily?

NO because that isn't your name. Lily Billy is.

I hate you

Love you too babe. Love you too.

Go snog the giant squid.

You really are becoming less creative by the second

I hate you times 2

No you don't you can't resist my charm

Watch me resist it. Now stop passing me notes I actually want to learn!

But we were having such a good conversation

Go jump off the astronomy tower.

I would rather not, I might get hurt and we wouldn't want that to happen.

Yes, I would. So please go right ahead.

Alright but I am bringing you with me

You wouldn't dare

We can have a nice fall together.

These notes are getting pointless. Now we have made a deal you will go jump off the astronomy tower and I will eat chocolate and watch you go splat.

But I thought you were going to fall with me

If you don't die from jumping off the astronomy tower please go bang your head into a wall a few hundred times in a row.

But that would ruin my perfect hair. James told me to tell you that you are beautiful and he can't figure out why you are passing notes with me and not him.

Tell him that you, he and the Giant Squid can go have a threesome. Then go to the deepest part of the lake go underwater, hold your breath and count to a million.

You know Lily Billy I have never seen this side of you before. Plus, Augustine doesn't really like threesomes.

You're kidding right?

Its not a joking matter

Are you going to let me takes notes on the Charm at all today? You do know that we are performing tomorrow

Oh I didn't know that you cared. Actually yes I did know that and I will do perfectly on it might I tell you. Oh and James said that he is hurt that you would suggest that but that he would do anything for you

I really do despise you both.

Really? I thought among all your threats that you couldn't resist me.

STOP PASSING NOTES TO ME!


"MR. BLACK!" The professor shouted out. Sirius looked up smiling.

"Yes Professor?"

"Would you please stop passing notes with Miss Evans?"

"Why isn't she getting in trouble Professor?"

"She can figure this stuff out in a minute and has been relentlessly telling you to stop."

"How do you know?"

"I was informed by a little birdie."

Sirius looked up to see a little blue bird perched on the Professor's shoulder.

"I should say Miss Evans 5 Points to Gryffindor for this amazing work in charms."

The Marauders stared at the Professor like he was crazy.

As the group made their way to lunch Lily glared at Sirius for making her miss that days notes.

"Hey Remus?" Lily smiled sweetly completely missing the glare Remus received from James.

"Yes Lily?"

"Can I borrow your Charms notes?"

"Why do you need mine, you take the best note in that class even though you don't have to, you are a natural at Charms."

"Thanks for the complement Remus but I feel better having notes Just in case and I couldn't take notes today because someone wouldn't stop passing notes to me." Lily pointedly glared at Sirius.

Remus laughed and handed Lily his notes. When they arrived at the table the girls made a dash for it to get away from the Marauders.


Jason and Dylan were talking quietly about how suddenly the girls were around the Marauders when the girls ran to their area and sat down quickly laughing.

"What is so funny?" Dylan asked snaking his arm around Evie.

"Let's just say the Marauders are in for a little surprise later." Lily said quickly glancing at the Marauders.

"What did you do this time?" Jason looked at each girl, landing on Cadence and staring her down.

Cadence started to squirm, finally chocking out, "We can't say, you'll see."

The boys stared down at the Marauders who had started noticing something was wrong. A minutes later the Marauders were dressed in a Girls' school uniform, with their nails and makeup done.

Quickly the Marauders looked at the Slytherins who were laughing their heads off when down the table they heard someone cough 'wrong way.' They then turned their attention down the Gryffindor table where the girls were sitting waving innocently at them. They stood up to go confront the girls, but when they tried to walk they fell, not being able to walk in high heels.

"Really I would have thought that you of all boys would have more grace, I am terrible sorry to be proven wrong." Lily smiled down at the Marauders.

"What was that for?" James asked from the ground.

Lily kneeled down right beside him and whispered well smiling, "I thought you would like to know what it is like to be changed someone way randomly through a meal, but we aren't as mean as you, your clothes were only changed not your head. Now my dear Marauders, you will be in these uniforms until the end of the day. Have fun explaining your choice of outfits to everyone. Oh and by the way James, Sirius pink and red are really good colors on you, you should remember that."

Lily then stood up blew a kiss at the Marauders and left the Great Hall with her friends, Dylan and Jason fallowing behind.

"Lily sweetie that was beautiful, the looks on their faces were priceless, I wish I had a camera with me!" Joie beamed at Lily.

Lily then took a bow, "Thank you, thank you, thank you very much."

The group continued to laugh until the Marauders wobbly came out to the hallway.

"How the hell do you walk in these things?" Sirius exclaimed.

"Well you put one foot in front of the other and walk." Cadence shrugged.

Dylan and Evie were talking in a corner when the Marauders and her friends came over stopping their conversation. "Well I'll see you at Hogsmede this weekend Evie." Dylan said turning to leave.

"I'm sorry Fisher but I don't see that being possible as the girls already promised to go to Hogsmede with us. May be next time." Sirius smile.

The girls all wore shocked expressions well Jason and Dylan walked away glaring at the Marauders.

"Since when did we promise that?" Evie was glowing with anger.

"Just now, thanks so much for agreeing." The Marauders then wobbled away.

"I am going to get then for this." Each girl thought shaking her head.


Hello, yes i know that this is a really short chapter but i couldn't think of anything and i just finished exams. I will be writing a lot more now that i have time and i am so sorry for this being such a short chapter. I will try to make it up to you next chapter but i will make no promises.

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