This is the third chapter.
" How dare you forget our delightful friendship you mean the most to me then anyone else ever."
" Joey. Joey. You come here okay." Said Jenny mimicking what Kaiba had just done. " C'mon Joey. I just learned this new trick."
" Did anybody catch what that means?" said a very confused Joey.
" God damn. Jessalyn come here I wanna see something." Said Tristan seeming to check out Jessalyn.
" But I'm a one guy girl." Said Jessalyn, " But maybe you guys can duel for me."
Then as they started said the mysteriously known " Lets Duel" phrase and they started. As they began their duel the horny Jessalyn ran around looking at their backsides and making inappropriate comments such as, " Tight ass, and get the damn cape out of the way." Soon after the duel began Tristan saw he was outmatched he then said that he would not treat Jessalyn as a trophy and then gave up to show is his love for her. Although it was secretly because of his fear of losing to Kaiba. As soon as Tristan showed his new found love for Jessalyn she dumped and him and started making out with Kaiba.
" Pay some attention to me guys. God damn getting a little PG aren't we." Yelled Yugi.
" Now guys I am the last one to want to go on a diet or anything but didn't we come here to lose all of these pounds." Said Joey seeing all of his money slowly dwindle to nothing.
" Now hey guys how ya doing?" asked the newfound Bakura in a French accent.
" Maybe if you stopped eating all of those god damn croissants you wouldn't be here huh?" pushily asked the pissed off Tristan.
Just then Tristan pulled out what appeared to be a doobie and lit the end. Kaiba soon saw what his competition's weakness was and then devised his plan to murder Tristan in order to have Jessalyn all to himself but then found that that wasn't smart because well he didn't have to cause he was rich. Will they ever realize that they should probably start their workouts? Will they ever the lose all those pounds? Yes they start their workouts and then after that decide to kill Tristan.
You thought I was ending the chapter didn't you. Well guess what sucker I aint so hahahahahahahahaha yippe skippie.
Soon after all of the drama was over they all decided that they could get lipo. This was all paid for by Kaiba who was persuaded by Jessalyn due to her need for lipo because of eating a single canoli.
