Disclaimer- Alas, I don't own Inuyasha. But if I did, he would be locked in my closet during the day with shippou and at night, he would give me a lap dance :smiles wickedly:
Inuyasha- :moves away slowly:
This chapter is dedicated to my first reviewer:
ILOVEInuyasha07: Don't worry. They will get back together. Nothing can keep true love away. Wow that sounded lame!
Chapter 2- 10 years later
"WAKE UP! WAKE UP!"
"Sango, five more minutes" kagome moaned
"Its not Tanty Sango silly! Its me mommy!"
"oh! I knew that!"
"Sure" the nine-year-old girl rolled her eyes
After Kagome broke up with Inuyasha, she was devastated and she got Sango to move to Grenada to have the baby. (Me and my family is from Grenada so I had to put it in ) Because Kagome was a powerful miko, she was able the make the baby inu hanyou. When the baby was born, she named her Sakura Blossoms Higurashi. Sakura looks like Kagome with silver hair and dog-ears that were white with black tips. Sango knows that Kagome was raped so she didn't yell at Kagome for breaking Inuyasha's heart.
During all this, Inuyasha married Kikyou (:starts twitching: noooooo) and had a son (he had sex with that:passes out: ) named Inuten (it means dog heaven) but they got a divorce because she didn't want a child and that she was fucking Naraku. (Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww must not gag :gagging: )
Miroku and Sango finally got together a year after Sakura was born and they got married a few months in Las Vegas (They went all the way to America to get married when they could just ask Kagome's grandfather to do it. Stupid) Miroku stopped groping random girls but he can't keep his hands of Sango in public or private. Worse for him 'cause Sango is a 9th degree black belt. (That has got to hurt)
"Mommy, I want ramen"
"For breakfast? I don't think so!" Kagome disapproved
"Please" Sakura puts on her puppy face
"Fine, Fine!" She couldn't resist the puppy face
As she prepared the ramen, Kagome's mind slipped to Inuyasha. :What was he doing right now? Is he okay: Sango refused to tell her anything to her
"Mommy? What's a high school anniversary?
"Well, when you graduated from high school, every year after that is your anniversary!"
"Okay mommy! Can I go to the Boat ship anniversary with you?"
"Sure, why not?" :I'm must not be the only one with a child:
"Okay!"
"I packed already so we just have to wait for Sango and Miroku"
With Inuyasha
"Time to eat Inuten"
"No! I want CoCoa!"
"Not until you eat your ramen!"
"I WANT COCOA!" Inuten started to cry
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
"Alright! I'll get CoCoa" Inuyasha reached for the stuffed cat and gave it to him
"Thanx Daddy!" Inuten gave his daddy a big and sloppy kiss (he's only 2 and a half) and said,
"I wuv you!" (You know you want to say it awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww)
After Kagome broke up with Inuyasha, his life took the turn for the worse. There were no words to describe his temper and he became extremely stupid. After all, he did get married to Kikyou ( :gag: ) He got drunk and somehow ended up in America with Kikyou. They got married about 3 years ago and had unprotected sex which resulted in Inuten. Inuten was an exact copy of Inuyasha with none of Kikyou's blood (thank Kami). Kikyou, being the sluttish bitch she is, went and had sex with Naraku because Inuyasha was mad at her for feeding Inuten chocolate and almost killing him. (o the inhumanity! How could he be mad? After all, all she did was almost kill his child -note the sarcastic voice-). They got a divorce when Inuten was one and it was one the best things that ever happened to him. But, unfortunately, Kikyou can't take a hint and always calling the house like she still belonged yet.
"Come on Inuten! You have to eat so we can go on the boat" Inuyasha pleaded with his son
"I want to watch Boobah!" ( It's a show with fat telletubbies and they dance making farting noises. Its scary but I'm addicted to it -- oo I like that face)
"Later"
"Okay! Is it a big boat or small one?"
"Big! Like the ocean!" Inuyasha made his eyes really huge
"You're funny daddy! Lets go on the boat now! I'm ready (I'm ready I'm ready –spongebob! Go back to bikini bottom! Sorry for the interruption)
2 HOURS LATER
"Are we there yet"
"For the last time NO! Stop asking me Miroku" Sango was ready to kill someone
Kagome and Sakura watched this exchange with amused eyes. It happened every 10 minutes. Either Miroku was molesting her or he was asking annoying questions. And Sango being pregnant wasn't helping. Miroku was gonna get his ass kicked when they got out of the car.
Three minutes later, the car finally stopped. Miroku jumped out.
"Freedom! Thank Kami!"
"You got a problem with my driving Houshi-sama?" If looks could kill, Miroku wouldn't stand a chance.
In response, Miroku took all the bags in the car and ran unto the boat with Sango hot at his heels.
Kagome laughed
"Sakura, go on the boat and make sure that Sango doesn't kill Miroku. I'm going to park the car."
"Okay mommy!" Sakura ran on to the boat.
As Kagome turned around, she slammed into the last person she thought she would see.
"Hello Kagome" She heard the deep rumbling of his voice all the way to her manicured toes.
:Inuyasha:
DUN DUN DUN-
Inuyasha- shut up asshole
Did you just call me an asshole?
Inuyasha- Whatcha gonna do about it?
KAGOME!
Kagome- SIT BOY!
Teaching your new best friend (dirt) some new words?
Inuyasha- KISS MY BEAUTIFULLY SHAPED ASS
Kagome- Yes it is
Anyhoo thank you to all the people who reviewed my story. I feel so loved. I want at least 5 reviews. I am not a demanding person. Now, BOW DOWN TO ME!
C U l8ter!
KISS
