Chapter 4 Super Lipo Fun Time
" Oooh watch it jiggle, my butt, my butt, HAHAHA giggle." Happily said Tea high off of morphine and ready to get her fat sucked from her body.
" Jigglin' and wigglin's free," said Yugi one again high off of morphine going into surgery.
Tristan was the first up for surgery and decided that he would go the old fashioned way. He would smoke a couple of doobies and then after that see where it lead him. After burning for about an hour he went under the vaccum and just as they were closing up Tristan took the scalpel and said, " They cancelled MASH man." And with that took his own life.
" Yay." Said Kaiba who was overlooking the surgeries. Soon after the suicide of Tristan everyone came out healthy and happy only until they heard the news.
" I'm sorry you all but Tristan died under the knife," mournfully said Kaiba not revealing his true feelings.
" Who the hell cares. I'm not fat anymore. God I hate those fucking fatties." Said Yugi with a look of contempt.
" God why do u have to be so hurtful." Said Bakura rushing by to go throw up the carrot he had just had.
" Well You all I am so happy we can all be Friends."
Said Tea and with that their weight watchers adventure had ended. But maybe not look back for updates.
