Disclaimer- :reads card:

I don't own Inuyasha

There I read it. Can I get my free cheese now?

I'd like to thank all the people that reviewed me. I FEEL SO SPECIAL!

ILOVEInuyasha07- Kagome didnt want Sakura to be wolf hanyou so she used her miko powers to turn her inu hanyou!

Fraudulent.Fox- Thanks for telling me. I'll change it as soon as i can.

Mayu Asusuke- Of course it counts! Ypu were my second review

Chapter 3- SURPRISE!

Inuyasha's POV

I can't believe my eyes. Kagome Higurashi is right in front of me face to face. That bitch broke my heart 10 years ago and now she's back and as sexy as ever. Her raven black hair with a blue tint in the sun fell down her back down to her perfectly shaped ass. Her eyes, a pool of liquid brown, her voluptuous body, her- STOP! I'm not supposed to be thinking about these things!

"Look wat the cat dragged in? Is that Ms. Bitch Higurashi? Come to stomp on my heart some more?"

"Inuyasha don't be like that. I did what I had to do"

"Oh really" I sneered. I can't believe a word she says

I then felt someone pulling on my pants leg. It was Inuten

"Daddy, who dat?"

"A friend" Thank god Inuten doesn't know sarcasm

Kagome squatted down to talk to Inuten. Too bad Inuten would probably hate her. That brought a smirk to my face.

"Hi Inuten. I'm Kagome"

"I'm Inuten! You're pretty. Can you be my mommy?"

Kagome gasped with shock. I was about to pass out. Her! His mommy! He did get something from Kikyou. INSANITY!

"I can't. I'm sorry. Your daddy wouldn't like that."

"Okay mommy!" Inuten refused to give up on her.

"Well Inuyasha, he is just like you. Stubborn!"

I snapped. I attacked the one thing I had that she didn't.

"At least I have a child. No one is desperate en-"

I heard a voice from in back of me

"Mommy, can I have some ramen?"

"Sure Sakura but tell Sango make it for you"

"Mommy who's that?"

I was still in shock. MOMMY?

"That's Inuyasha. Mr. Takahashi to you."

"Okay bye mommy bye Mr. Takahashi."

SHE HAS A DAUGHTER! NO FAIR :has a hissy fit inside his head:

"Anyway, Inuyasha, before you kill more brain cells by having this conversation, I'll go to my room. BYE"

Kagome then turned around and walked on to the boat, her luscious hips swaying to the natural rhythm that was purely Kagome.

Kagome's POV

OOO that no good jerk. I hate him!

O please! Stop lying to yourself. You wuv him

Yea I do. Hey! Who are you!

God if I had eyes I would roll them! I'm your inner person. You named me Nemo when you were 13.

O I knew that

Whatever. Anyway, You love Inuyasha! The way his long, silky, silver hair blows in the wind, the way his wet body glistened in the sunlight, the way-

All right! I get it! God!

Good! I must go now. Bye

Bye Nemo

As I wallked into the room with Sakura (she didn't have the key), I got the shock of my life!

"INUYASHA! What are you doing in my room!"

"Bitch, this is my room!

Even though I was pissed as hell, I used my brain and checked out the area.

4 beds

2 bathrooms

2 kitchens

1 playpen

Colouring books

And other stuff (I'm too lazy to say more)

It hit Inuyasha and me at the same time

"OH MY GOD! WE'RE SHARING A ROOM"

I'm sorry I made Inuyasha a jerk but the love of his life broke up with him for no apparent reason. I would be pissed too.

Inuyasha- When am I gonna have to have sex with kagome?

Kagome- INUYASHA SIT!

Inuyasha- It was supposed to be a thought!

Are you that stupid that you can't tell the difference between a thought and out loud? SHAME!

5 reviews please!

A/N- Ummmm people, demons, or others, I need some ideas for chapter 5. I'm stuck. Help please! I probably wont update as much because my school starts September 8 so dont kill me!