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Who is the person I wished I owned?

INUYASHA!

Hello my loyal fans and reviewers. Thanks for all the reviews. I'm thinking that this story is gonna end at about chapter 15- 20. Is that good or should I make it longer with their other life or should I do a sequel with more children or should it have an epilogue? HELP!(Sorrie if I ODed)

O by the way, if you want to, you can email me directly. I'll reply within 5 days or less. Thank and have a nice day (I went to staples today.  )

Now, back to the story.

Chapter 9- the Bitch Is Back, Almost Karaoke Time! and SHOPPING!

My View (whoooooo that's me)

The last few days were amazing. Inuyasha and Kagome were making out in every corner and Sakura accepted Inuyasha as her father. Inuten had no problem with Kagome. He wuved her, which he told her all the time. But, sadly, like all good things, it must come to an end. A month after their reconciliation to be exact.

Kagome, Inuyasha, Sakura, and Inuten were in the indoor swimming pool having fun. The SHE came.

"INUWASHIE!" Came that annoying voice, "Give me a kiss!"

Everyone's eyes widened.

"HIDE ME!" Inuyasha went under water.

Kikyou walked into the area. She was wearing a shirt that was too small for Inuten, a skirt small enough to tie my head with, and a so much makeup that if it was food, she could feed the galaxy.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY CHILD!" Kikyou screeched.

Kagome chuckled.

"Oh no buddy! He calls me mommy, not you. Shit, he hates your slutty guts."

Everyone laughed. Kikyou turned red.

"You think you're hot, but you're not!" Kikyou sneered.

No on realized that Inuyasha left the pool with Sakura and Inuten.

"Oh really?" Kagome asked, "Two, Four, Six, Eight, Who's the slut I love to hate? KIKYOU! KIKYOU! KIKYOU!"

Kikyou was shaking with rage now.

"Listen here bitch, I know your secret." Kagome paled. "That's right, I know how Sakuslut was ma-"

Kikyou couldn't finish the thought. She was filled with fear when she saw Kagome.

Kaggy-pie (sorrie stupid moment) Kagome was glowing red and her eyes were white. She floated in the air and the wind whipped around her.

"DON'T-:slap:-CALL-:kick:-MY-:punch:- DAUGHTER-:miko powers:- A SLUT!"

Kikyou was now a bloody pulp and that was the end of her. (We wish!)

Kagome then calmly got out of the indoor pool to meet Inuyasha

Sango and Kaggy-pie (why did I put that?)

"Hey Kagome. Did you hear?"

About what?" As usual, Kagome didn't know shit.

Sango rolled her eyes.

"There's gonna be a karaoke contest tomorrow. You gonna enter?"

Kagome shrugged, "Sure, why not. I got nothing better to do.

"Good, because I already signed you up! Tootles (OMG that's sounded so gay)"

Kagome was too lazy to argue with Sango so she went to her room and went to bed. (10:00 pm by the way)

Miroku and Inuyasha

"Hey Miroku! You entered the Karaoke contest?"

"Yeah, I'm doing a duet with my perfect, beautiful, Sango" Miroku had stars in his eyes

Inuyasha pretended to gag.

"Well, I'm gone. See you later." Inuyasha left

Miroku started to sob.

"Does no one say goodbye anymore?"

Inuyasha and Kagome

Inuyasha came into the room about 12:30. He was tired and smelled like shit. As he walked in, however, he quieted his steps. Kagome was curled up in a ball on the bed, in deep sleep. She looked like an angel.

Not any angel, He corrected himself, my angel.

He then took a bath and went to sleep. (not naked but I wished he did)

The Next Day Kaggy's View

"Say cheese!" Sango yelled

What the fuck? Its still morning!

"Get the fuck out Sango! Can't you see I'm sleeping?" I all but yelled now semi-awake.

"Mommy, you said a bad word! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

I forgot Inuten was still alive for a minute (so did I)

"Don't tell Inuyasha I cursed in front of you, Okay?"

"Whatever!" Inuten left.

"By the way" I asked, "Where is Inuyasha and why cant I SEE?"

Sango sweatdropped.

"Try taking the big stickie note off your head and opening your eyes."

I tried it and guess what? I COULD SEE!

"Oh my god, Sango, you're a freaking genius! You should be Stewie on Family Guy!" (That's my husband)

Sango rolled her eyes.

"You know if you keep rolling your eyes, one day, its gonna rollout your head and you'll be blind and you won't be able to tell when Miroku is about to touch you and you'll probably hit stupid stuff trying to get to him like a hot iron and a piece of wood or a brick or a stone or something and-"

"SHUT UP!" Sango yelled

"Damn you didn't have to yell!" I replied. "So what's up?"

Sango suddenly got extremely happy.

"We're going SHOPPING!"

I jumped with joy.

"SHOPPING? NO FUCKING WAY!"

"YES WAY! WE HAVE TO GET DRESSES FOR the KAREOKE NIGHT!"

"SO WHAT the FUCK WE WAITING FOR?"

"For you to get dressed."

I forgot I just woke up.

In ten minutes flat, I took a bath, dressed in a shirt that said CANT HANDLE THIS and DKNY jeans, and wrote a note telling Inuyasha where I was going.

"Let's go!" I closed the door behind me.

Sango and I joined hands and started to sing.

"We're off to see the Wizard, the WONDERFUL WIDARD OF OZ!" (I hate that movie)

Yah! I haven't updated in a while! Please don't be mad at me. My computer is acting gay and it wont work. Forgive me and I'll update faster!

Inuyasha- Just do what the bitch says. I want to sleep with Kagome.

Kagome- NO CURSING IN FRONT the KIDS!

Inuyasha-

Good for you!

Dear loyal fans,

I NEED IDEAS. Writers block is not good! Anyhoo, I have the next chapter already (its karaoke and lemon) but I don't know weather to separate karaoke and lemon or put it together and have her tell Inuyasha about Kouga after the lemon and stuff. Ah shit, now my head hurts from thinking too much. It's my sister's entire fault. (she wont let me read fanfics for a WHOLE DAY!) Don't forget, my email address is in the subject box put inukag 4 ever