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Yea, I no, you hate me! But it's not my fault! On the down low :looks side to side: Inuyasha made me do it. (Inuyasha- hey!) Anyhoo, here's the next chapter! There's sadness in this chapter, so yeah, ENJOY!
Karaoke Night and Love Reunited
Well, where were we? Oh yeah!
Kagome and Sango reached at the mall. It took them 4 hours but they found their outfits. (I'll describe it later). Then they went back to their rooms.
Kagome's View
I walked inside the room and the lights were off.
"Huh" I said to myself, "Why would the light be out?"
Then it hit me. BLACKOUT!
"Ahhhhhhhh! A blackout! Someone hel- OW!"
Something hit my head.
"Turn on the light stupid!" A voice said.
I decided to flick the lights and two bodies tackled me.
"Haha-stop-haha-tickling-hahahahhahahahha" I laughed the day away.
Finally, the two people got off me and they were in some serious trouble. It turned out that it was Sakura and Inuten. As I reached for them, Inuyasha grabbed me from behind.
"Merry Christmas baby" He murmured before his lips touched down on mine.
Everything I was about to say escaped my head. No matter how long I lived, I would never get used to his kisses. He opened a part in me I didn't even realize was there. His lips were soft and firm. He licked my lips for entrance and I opened up for him. His tongue slipped naturally into my mouth. We both moaned and we moved towards the bed.
"Daddy, what you doing?"
Oh shit! Inuten!
We flew apart like
we were on fire. (o well, I guess that's no lemon (for now)
mwhahahahahahahahha)
"Um- uh- um- playing a game!" Came Inuyasha's o so brilliant reply.
Inuten's face lit up at the thought of games.
"Can I play?"
"NO!"
Inuyasha and I both screamed.
Inuten shrugged, "Feh!"
I giggled, "Now you could really tell that Inuten in your son!"
"Feh! I mean-" He growled.
"What time is it?" I asked suddenly.
"8:00 pm why?"
"KARAOKE NIGHT DIMWIT!" I screamed
Inuyasha paled, "Oh shit!"
We brought Sakura and Inuten to the babysitter and began to dress. (Inuyasha's in the closet and Kagome has the whole house to herself)
10 min.
later
Inuyasha's View
"Hey woman, you ready yet?" I was waiting outside the door. She said she wanted to surprise me.
"Yea!" Came her muffled reply.
She opened the door and suddenly, I didn't want to go to the talent show anymore. Kagome was wearing a red strapless dress that came to the ground. The split came up to mid-thigh and she was wearing an apex bra from Victoria Secret. How do I know? I just do.
"Ready to go?" I asked her, after I picked up my jaw off the ground.
She giggled, her melodic voice running circles around my head, "Sure. It's down the hall, first door to the right. It should take us about a ½ hour to get there." She walked away, swaying her hips like nothing is going on.
Oh shit, I thought to myself, it's going to be hard to keep my hands off her tonight.
45 minutes later
My View
They finally arrived at the auditorium, where the contest was being held. Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, and Miroku were able to get a table together. Unfortunately, though, they were between Kikyou's table and Kouga's table. Anyway, the order of who's gonna sing looks like this:
Kikyou
Miroku
Kouga
Inuyasha
Sango
Ayame
(she came. Don't ask why)
Kagome
Finally, after everyone danced and ate, the ship started the karaoke started.
First
Kikyou
Kikyou's View
"I'm gonna sing opera!" I said as sexy as I could. But really it sounded like a cat dying a slow and painful death.
I took a deep breath and I saw Kagome get up and throw something. That something became bigger and bigger as it came towards me. All of a sudden, something hit my head and I passed out. Before I became unconscious, though, I heard people cheering for Kagome.
NEXT: Miroku
As Kinky-ho was carried off the stage, Miroku got ready to sing his song. When he got on stage the music started.
Intro
Oh, my, god.
Becky, look at her butt.
It is so big. scoff She looks like,
one of those rap guys' girlfriends.
But, y'know, who
understands those rap guys? scoff
They only talk to her,
because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her
butt, is just so big. scoff
I can't believe it's just so round,
it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ...
black!
Sir Mix-a-Lot
I like big butts and I can not
lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in
with an itty bitty waist
And a round thing in your face
You get
sprung, wanna pull out your tongue
'Cause you notice that butt was
stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't
stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your
picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got
makes me feel so horny
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you
wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't
that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with
romancin'
She's sweat, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo
'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the
thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta
pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your
girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake
it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got
back!
(LA face with Oakland booty)
Baby got back!
Sir
Mix-a-Lot
I like 'em round, and big
And when I'm throwin' a
gig
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like an animal
Now
here's my scandal
I wanna get you home
And ugh, double-up, ugh,
ugh
I ain't talkin' bout Playboy
'Cause silicone parts are made
for toys
I want 'em real thick and juicy
So find that juicy
double
Mix-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a piece of that
bubble
So I'm lookin' at rock videos
Watchin' these bimbos
walkin' like hoes
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my women
like Flo Jo
A word to the thick soul sistas, I wanna get with ya
I
won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna
fuck
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of
simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and
quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm long, and I'm
strong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! Yeah!
Ladies! Yeah
If you wanna role in my Mercedes Yeah!
Then
turn around! Stick it out!
Even white boys got to shout
Baby
got back!
Baby got back!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to
females, Cosmo ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection.
36-24-36? Ha ha, only if she's 5'3".
Sir Mix-a-Lot
So
your girlfriend rolls a Honda, playin' workout tapes by Fonda
But
Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda
My anaconda don't
want none
Unless you've got buns, hun
You can do side bends or
sit-ups,
But please don't lose that butt
Some brothers wanna
play that "hard" role
And tell you that the butt ain't
gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to
retrieve it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well I ain't down with
that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are kickin'
And
I'm thinkin' bout stickin'
To the beanpole dames in the
magazines:
You ain't it, Miss Thing!
Give me a sista, I can't
resist her
Red beans and rice didn't miss her
Some knucklehead
tried to dis
'Cause his girls are on my list
He had game but he
chose to hit 'em
And I pull up quick to get wit 'em
So ladies,
if the butt is round,
And you want a triple X throw down,
Dial
1-900-MIXALOT
And kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got
back!
(Little in the middle but she got much back) 4x
Miroku finished his song with a Michael Jackson move. Everyone clapped and he sat down.
NEXT: Kouga
Do you really want to hurt me oh!
Do you really wanna make me cry!
Then he walked off the stage.
Kagome was pissed. He didn't sing a whole song, heck, he sang two lines, but she knew what it meant.
NEXT: Inuyasha
I'm
too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave
me
I'm too sexy for my shirt
Too sexy for my shirt
So
sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Mylan
Too sexy for
Mylan, New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your body
Too
sexy for you body
The way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model,
you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
On
the catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I do my little turn on the
catwalk
I'm too sexy for my car
Too sexy for my car
Too
sexy by far
And I'm too sexy for my hat
Too sexy for my
hat
Whatcha think about that?
And I'm a model, you know
what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah,on the
catwalk, on the catwalk, yeah
And I shake my little tush on the
catwalk
(repeat)
I'm too sexy for my cat
Too sexy for my
cat
Poor pussy, poor pussy cat
And I'm too sexy for my
love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me
And I'm too sexy for this song.
Damn right he too sexy!
NEXT: Sango
Sango sauntered on stage in a spacey black satin dress. It was maternity wear so it fit her belly perfectly. Miroku couldn't keep his hands off her ass. OH NO!
aha-yeah
I've
known a few guys who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got
being right down to an art
You think you're a genius, you drive me
up the wall
You're a regular original, a "knowitall"
Ohwooh,
you think you're special
Ohwooh, you think you're something
else
Ok, so you're a rocket scientist...
That don't
impress me much!
So you got the brains, but have you got the
touch?
(Now) Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But
that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't
impress me much!
aha-yeah
I never knew a guy who
carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in
case
And all that extra hold gel in your hair ought'a lock
it
'Cause Heaven prevent, it should fall outta place
Ohwooh,
you think you're special
Ohwooh, you think you're something
else
Ok, so you're Brad Pitt...
That don't impress me
much!
So you got the looks but have you got the touch?
(Now)
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
But that won't
keep me warm in the middle of the night
That don't impress me
much!
You're one of those guys who likes to shine's
machine
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in
I
can't believe you kiss your car good night
C'mon baby tell me, you
must be joking, right?
Ohwooh, you think you're
special
Ohwooh, you think you're something else
Ok, so you got a car...
That don't impress me much!
So you got the
moves, but have you got the touch?
Don't get me wrong, yeah I
think you're alright
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of
the nightBut that won't keep me warm on the long, cold
lonely night
That don't impress me much!
Ok, so what do you
think... you're Elvis or something...
That don't impress me
much!
repeat
When Sango finished her song, she was applauded and she sat down.
NEXT: Ayame
She walked on the stage, her tear- streaked face glistening in the lights but she head her head high as she sang.
A
scrub is a guy that thinks hes fine and is also known as a buster
Always thinkin' about what he wants
He just sits on his (oh
his, on his, on his)
So...(no)
I don't want your
number (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't
wanna meet you no where (no)
I don't want none of your time and
(no)
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't
get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his
best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I don't want
no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
And a scrubs is checkin' me,
But his game is kinda weak,
And I know he can't approach me,
Cause I"m looking like class and he's looking like trash,
Can't get wit' a deadbeat (deadbeat)
So...(no)
I
don't want your number (no)
I don't wanna give you mine and (no)
I don't wanna meet you no where (no)
I don't want none of
your time and (no)
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a
guy that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger
side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I
don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
If you don't have a car and
you're walking
Oh yes son, I'm talking to you,
You live at
home with your momma (I'm talking to you)
Oh yes son, I'm talking
to you,
You have a shorty but you don't show no love,
Oh yes
son, I'm talking to you,Wanna get me with no money,
Oh no, I
don't want no, oh
No scrub, no scrub, no no,
No scrub, no
scrub, no no,
I don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy
that can't get no love from me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
I
don't want no scrub,
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from
me,
Hanging out the passenger side,
Of his best friends ride,
Trying to hollar at me.
(repeat till fade)
NEXT:
Kagome
Kaggy View
I thought long and hard about this song and I decided it was the best one to do. I walked on stage and took a deep breath. Then I started.
I will not make
the same mistakes that you did
I will not let myself cause my
heart so much misery
I will not break the way you did
You fell
so hard
I learned the hard way, to never let it get that
far
Because of you
I never stray too far from the
sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So
I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not
only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I
lose my way
And it's not too long before you point it out
I
cannot cry
Because I know that's weakness in your eyes
I'm
forced to fake a smile, a laugh
Every day of my life
My heart
can't possibly break
When it wasn't even whole to start
with
Because of you
I never stray too far from the
sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side
So
I don't get hurt
Because of you
I find it hard to trust
Not
only me, but everyone around me
Because of you
I am afraid
I
watched you die
I heard you cry
Every night in your sleep
I
was so young
You should have known better than to lean on me
You
never thought of anyone else
You just saw your pain
And now I
cry
In the middle of the night
Over the same damn
thing
Because of you
I never stray too far from the
sidewalk
Because of you
I learned to play on the safe side so I
don't get hurt
Because of you
I tried my hardest just to forget
everything
Because of you
I don't know how to let anyone else
in
Because of you
I'm ashamed of my life because it's
empty
Because of you
I am afraid
Because of you
It was real quiet, then people started wilding. They got up and stomped their feet and yelled. I glanced at Kouga's face and he was crying. Maybe he might change his ways. Before I could get off stage, Inuyasha jumped on stage, lifted me up bridal style and ran to our room. (and locked the door!)
BWN View
Inuyasha threw Kagome on the bed and pressed his open mouth to her. His tongue swept every crevice in her mouth and moaned as she reciprocated. Inuyasha took off her dress and stared at her in matching red boyshorts and the apex bra.
"You're beautiful." He murmured before lowering his head for a better taste of her body.
He took on nipple into her mouth as his hand moved lower to take off her boyshorts. Kagome gasped and moaned, arching her back to get more. After he finished with that, he moved his mouth lower to taste her juices. Kagome exploded almost immediately.
Inuyasha smirked, watching her try to calm down. Before Inuyasha noticed, Kagome flipped him on his back and nibbled on his ear. He moaned. She moved to his belly button and dipped her tongue into it. Inuyasha closed his eyes. The, suddenly, she took him into her mouth. She bobbed her head up and down for about 7 ½ minutes. She then got on top off his joystick and slowly filled her with him.
They both moaned from the raw feeling. She rode him slowly, driving Inuyasha to madness. Suddenly, he flipped her over and pumped into her. After about 20 minutes, Kagome released and Inuyasha soon followed.
"INUYASHA!"
"KAGOME!"
They collapsed, spent but happy. Very happy
Kagome's View
"Inuyasha" I said softly
"Huh?" He
turned to me, his hair spread wildly around his face.
"I have
something to tell you"
I took a beep breath and went for the plunge.
"I was raped."
"YOU WERE
WHAT!"
Well, yall wanted a chapter and you got one. I hope this is good though. The next one will be up by the next two weeks!
Hasta La vista
BWN
