Update: This is a massive overhaul of chapter one, a new death, improved writing, and a whole batch of other changes. When rereading the previous version of this multiple times, I was unhappy with the end product. Here I aim to make this Fic the greatest I can possibly make. I'm sorry it has been months since I last touched this, but school got in the way, and I had to make sure this fic was properly planned out. I'm excited to finally be back to writing this. Don't expect updates to be frequent at all.
- Prologue: Tragic Beginnings (With An Unwilling Partner) -
The Japanese neighborhood is unsurprisingly cold during the early hours. The only activity during this time, a light coming from one of the houses. In this house is where we find our protagonist, who looks to be 18 years old. He has brown, spikey, and unruly hair, green eyes, and is wearing nothing but his black tank top and boxers. His current activity is apparently playing an older RPG game on his PC, the game being Final Fantasy 7.
He looks particularly focused as he is currently facing one of the most iconic final bosses. In the distance, we hear an old grandfather clock's chime, it bongs 6 times, indicating it is currently 6 AM. Looking back at the boy, his focus makes way for excited nervousness, as he seems to have gotten a comeback against Sephiroth, how intense.
Ignoring him, his room is filled with a lot of anime and gaming posters, figurines, and a decent-sized game collection. He has a lot of bookshelves filled with manga, anime, games, and more geek merchandise. He also has workout equipment, like a handgrip, two 20-pound dumbbells, a weight bar, weights that go from 5lbs to 45lbs, and a workout mat to top it off. The floor is littered with some dirty clothes, towels, and trash around his desk, but besides that, his room seems orderly.
"Yes!" comes the sudden, but excited and quiet shout from the boy. 'That end to the battle was a little too intense for me. There were too many close calls, but I finally defeated Sephiroth, that annoying bastard.' He declares in his head with a fist in the air…
After the ending finishes, he looks at his clock on his bedside stand, which is currently displaying 6:16 AM. Eyes now wide, he looks at his calendar, on it, is a circled day, January 14, with something written on it. 'Holy hell, I've been up for a while... but wait, today is… and…' it seems like he is remembering something.
"Oh shit, I almost forgot, the new Final Fantasy 7 Remaster is releasing today. I've waited a while for it to be released." He states quietly to himself, with excitement clear in his voice.
'But the only store that will have it is far from here, I need to be there early to get a copy. That is, before all the greasy neckbeards and eBay scalpers show up.' He chuckles at the thought, knowing that it will happen.
He then lazily gets up from his chair and grabs a new black shirt to wear instead of his sweaty tank top. A white pair of knee-length shorts and white socks are grabbed and pulled on shortly after. The next thing he grabs is his favorite green tracksuit, as he thinks it will be cold throughout the day. As he is gathering stuff he needs for his little journey, his thoughts start to drift.
'I've been up for about 33 hours without sleep, and it has been two days since I left the house. This is far from the first time I've done this, but I should still be careful. The sun will feel terrible though, that is a guarantee and being in public, ew. All the annoying interactions with people will definitely become grating on my nerves, but I gotta do what I have to do in order to get this game. Hopefully, I don't lose my shit in public, last time I did this I almost got the cops called on me, never again.'
As these thoughts drift in and out of his consciousness he grabs the remaining travel stuff he needs and ends up in the kitchen. He grabs the last of his items, water, and food, shoves it in his backpack, and gets going to the front door. That is until he remembers he needs to write a note Just in case his mother wakes up as he's gone. With a soured face of thinking what will happen if he doesn't write this note, he heads for one of the drawers. After a little bit of rummaging he produces a sticky note and pen, and after a little bit, puts the completed message on the fridge, it reads…
"~ Hey mom,
I went to get some grocery shopping done. It may be a little bit until I come back. Also yes, I'm getting the things you requested Mom, so just rest. Will be home soon. ~"
He is now finally making his way to the front door in order to start his trek to his destination. He does a double check first, to see if he has everything he needs for his trip. During his check, he hears some footsteps behind him, and a shiver goes down his spine. With a nervous sweat, as he may know who it is, he turns around and sees a silhouette in the hallway. He relaxes when he sees it's just his little brother, who looks no older than 12. He is similar to our protagonist in appearance, but his hair is black, his skin tone is a little darker, and he is smaller. The younger boy walks up to his big brother, and asks in a low voice as to not disturb their mother, "Where are you going, big brother, it's early to go anywhere." A yawn follows soon after.
His older brother looks down and says in a low voice, "I'm going to the store to pick up the game I have been waiting for, as it was released today. I'm also gonna get some shopping done, hopefully before mom wakes up." He also says in a low voice, "If mom wakes up, don't tell her I'm getting my game, just say I went to the grocery store not too long ago." His younger brother, with a look of understanding, nods and says, "Be careful out there, and come back soon, I need help for a project from school." They hug, the older brother whispers 'love ya dipshit' in his little brother's ear, and goes out the front door, but not before getting punched in the arm playfully.
-~-~-~- About 5 Hours Later -~-~-~-
We now shift to a bus stop, one of the only things in the outer limits of the city. It's in an open field and seems to be the only one to take our protagonist to where he needs to be. Speaking of which, a bus is starting to pull up at the stop, and a shadow is shifting from the back of the bus to the front. The sound of the doors opening and closing is the last thing we hear before the bus leaves. He stands at the bus stop, taking his earbuds out and throwing some of his trash away. He pulls out his phone, and looking at the time on it, it displays 11:48 AM. A nervous sweat begins to form, and a look of 'Welp, I'm Dead,' gets plastered on his face.
'Crap, if I take any longer, I will definitely get my ass kicked to high heaven,' he starts thinking in his panic. 'The rest of the shopping shouldn't take too long, I got some of it as I was waiting for the game store to open.' He starts to calm down a little, and a determined look sets in his face, his mission, get home asap. To start it, he starts jogging to the entrance of his city from the outer border. It will take a decent amount of time as this is where the farming district of his city is. It is about 35 acres of crops from the bus stop to the entrance of his city, better start now.
'I may have… overestimated my… stamina… need to… breath,' our tired and out of breath protagonist thinks during his jogging break. He was barely able to jog 35 acres, he did it, but it definitely weakened him, 'Should have… trained my… stamina… more.' Now, all that lay in his way is a bridge that's connecting the farming district, and city together. He looks at his phone, the time reads 12:02, 'I think I will… walk to the store… then jog home.' As he is about to start walking, an old man on a tractor catches his attention.
"Hey there, nice weather we're having" the old man greets. Not one to be rude to a stranger (lies) he waves and says "Yea, it's decent, it is surprisingly hot though." "Yeah, It's strange during this time of year" is the response he gets. "Well I have to get home soon, can't be late" is the impatient response he gives. Not noticing the impatience, the old man responds "Alright now boy, be careful during your travels, take care now," and with that, our protagonist begins his walk…
He finds that the walk was decently peaceful, even with the cars passing by and the boringness of his city. He didn't have to socialize, was walking at a relaxing pace, and found a nice grocery store to get the rest of his shopping done. As he was walking across the street though, he didn't notice the semi-truck that was coming by. Luckily he turned his head to see the truck barreling towards him, so he quickly leaped out of the way. The almost heart attack soon after was no surprise, but a certain thought came to mind, 'Why do I get the feeling I triggered a flag…'
Walking in the store, not that many people were in here to his surprise, so he started to gather his things quickly before more people showed up. Slowly but surely he started getting everything he and his mother needed, food, some toiletries, some specialty alcohol, etc. One thing he noticed was that during his trip around the store, there was a custom display made with canned food. He noticed the tall, intricate, but seemingly unstable design of the display, 'If an idiot were to take a can from the bottom corners, the whole thing could collapse.' That single thought lingered in the back of his mind as he continued to gather his things…
All he needs is two more items, then he can get home asap. One thing that did catch his eye during his gathering was a mother and son around the canned food display. He didn't know why but he felt a need to watch them as if something would happen. Nothing seemed wrong so far, but as he was about to continue his thing, something caught his eye. 'They seem very close to the display,' and just as he thought this, he sees the kid accidentally knock one of the cans supporting the base of the display. Instantly he can tell that if he didn't do anything, they would be crushed by the canned food tsunami.
He drops his things on the floor and starts charging towards the mother and son. They both saw the display starting to fall on them, but they were frozen with fear, and couldn't do anything. What they didn't expect was to basically get launched away from the falling canned food disaster. The last thing everyone in the area expected to witness during their shopping, was a person getting showered and eventually crushed by the canned goods…
As he pushed the two away from the disaster, he felt that time had slowed down for him. He could see and feel every individual can smack his body, and then the shadow of the giant display loomed over him. He felt the weight of the display hit his body, and that as he was falling, he was going to land on his side. He could just tell this would not end well, and after all the agonizing pain, he felt his body land on the floor. His arm followed slowly after, but before his head landed on the floor, he heard a crack. After what felt like some seconds for him, he stopped feeling his body, then a massive headache attacked him, followed by his vision going black. The last thing he felt after all the agony was him breathing out his last breath.
-~-~-~- Later -~-~-~-
Tap* ... Tap* ... Tap* ... Tap* ... Tap* … Rustle* … Rustle* … Mumbles*. The fact that he feels like his head is going to explode is not a good sign of things to come. He doesn't know what's going on, one moment he feels nothingness, the next, a massive headache attacks him to the core. He can't be bothered to open his eyes as he knows it will cause him more pain. He can barely hear anything over the pain, and the noises he can hear confuse him. The headache feels like it has been going on for hours (to him at least), and rubbing his head doesn't seem to help at all. Then as if God felt pity for him, the headache started to die down. It felt like a slow process, but he could feel it leaving him slowly but surely.
Finally able to open his eyes, our protagonist looks around the area he is currently occupying. The black smokey void currently surrounding him as far as the eye can see is the first thing he notices. There is no obvious light source, but he can see just fine in this strange place. Looking down shows that the ground is made of a light and dark gray checker pattern tile that also seems to go as far as the void. He also takes a look at what he is sitting on and finds that he is on a modest wooden chair, with a comfortable red cushion on it.
Looking in front of him he sees a very fancy throne that he hadn't noticed before. It looks to be made of white marble, with a gold trim adorning it. There are fancy floral patterns around the armrests, and some aqua-colored jewels dotting around it. The throne was also cushioned with an aqua blue pillow on the bottom and backrest. He felt as if this was made for a higher being, maybe for royalty, or maybe even for divinity.
All the things he had observed didn't help the confusion he started feeling at his situation. 'I should be at a hospital, or at the very least, still in the ambulance,' he thinks as he tries to figure out what is going on. Before he can get far in rationing out solutions to his current situation, he hears the familiar tapping of shoes on tile. 'Ah, someone who can help me out here,' is the first thing that comes to mind, which is unusual for him.
Turning his head to the side, he sees an extremely beautiful girl walking to her destination, which seems to be the throne. The strong holy aura emanating from her as she walks by him answers the question of who the throne was for. Her appearance could be described as extremely beautiful, yet a little strange. Long, flowing aqua blue hair, in a unique hairstyle is the first thing he notices. She wears a blue vest and skirt combo, with white and gold trimming respectively. The vest comes with a light blue-green bow tie with an aqua gemstone, and the skirt has a transparent, purple underskirt. She also wears white sleeves with gold arm cuffs and blue knee-high, high-heeled boots. The strangest part about her, though, is the floating transparent pink hagoromo that follows her person.
Once sitting on the throne she owns, she begins, "Kazuma Satou, you have been killed at a very young age. It is unfortunate to say this, but welcome to your temporary purgatory."
Unfortunately for our poor protagonist, Kazuma, he got another one of his questions answered. The reality of his situation is now starting to set in. Before he could fully understand what happened to himself, the girl continued on her little spiel. "As I'm here to help I shall introduce myself, my name is Aqua, the one Goddess revered for having control of water."
Another one of Kazuma's, now, never-ending questions are answered. If she's a Goddess like she claims, he might as well get some more answers. "What happened to the mom and kid I pushed out of danger, are they okay?" he asks with a tinge of worry in his voice.
"Fortunately for you, the two of them are okay, and you seemed to be a hero to them" is the first, gentle response she gives. A look of relief hits Kazuma's face as he sighs out, "Thank God for that, at least they're okay, and my sacrifice was not worthless."
Unfortunately for Kazuma, the Goddess gives him a questioning look, which he catches. "What?" is his response to her look. "Well, even if you didn't push them out the way, they would have been fine for the most part," is the seemingly innocent response she gives.
That response shocks him and leaves him a little dumbfounded. "W-what do you mean?" he asks in a shaky tone, hoping that this will help.
"Well, the mother and son would have been hurt, but nothing more than some bruising, swelling, and scraps here and there." Then she begins to chuckle a bit, "What makes it more unfortunate is that the display was that of a rat so it wasn't that wide to begin with… *Snorts*."
"WWHHAATT" is the undignified yell that comes from Kazuma. That was the trigger for the Goddess to start full-blown laughing at him. Meanwhile, a seed of anger has just been planted in Kazuma's head, and throughout her laughter, it grows.
"HA HA HA… HA HA… HA Ha ha… I've been doing *Snort* soul guiding for a while… and *Snort* This is one of the funnier deaths I've seen in a while…" Shame joins Kazuma's rage, but he needs to control his anger before- "Also *Snort* when you died *Snort* it seems you *Snort* PISSED YOURSELF HA HA HA HA HA…"
She continued to laugh, and it just made Kazuma exponentially angrier, he needs control- "Whew… And when the hospital called… to inform your family you died… your mother started laughing on the phone… Whew." Now she did it.
"HEY, WHY IN THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING AT MY DEATH, YOU STUPID, BRAIN DEAD GODDESS…" on and on he went like this for about two minutes until he had to take a breather.
Aqua, on the other hand, was quite shocked with the boy in front of her. The amount of swearing and shit-talking that was said by this boy could have put a blush on a demon's face. But the fact that he is only a mortal, and is talking to her like this is what really got her upset.
"Mortal, if you continue to talk like that to me, then you better be ready to face punishment," is the threat she dishes out in a threatening tone. Kazuma, who realized what he was doing mid… 'rant,' acknowledged her warning, "ALright… Just… give me a few minutes…'
That breather did wonders in calming him down, enough so that thoughts of strangling the Goddess ceased. Now collected, Kazuma sits back on the chair he was on and says, "Sorry I got… a bit carried away."
Seemingly forgiving him, Aqua continues on, "Alright then Kazuma, on to what's next for you." Clapping her hands twice, a light surrounds her, and she begins in an authoritative voice, "You, Kazuma Satou, have two options in which you can continue your life. Option one is going to Heaven, in which you can relax, talk to the other inhabitants, and bask in the sky of Heaven for all of eternity. Your second option that you can choose is reincarnation, a fresh restart in life, your memories and life experience will be temporarily erased until you come back here." She gives him time to digest the information.
'Both options are not great, but I don't have much of an idea on one of these options, so there is potential there' are Kazuma's thoughts. 'I could go to heaven as it sounds good… though getting to live another life sounds pretty appealing to me, but I won't remember the life experience I have now, then again…'
As Kazuma pondered what to choose, Aqua got up and made her way to him, leaning down, she taps his shoulder. Snapping his attention to her, Aqua says in a conspiratorial whisper, "If I'm being extremely honest with you, Heaven is not as wonderful as you mortals think it is. As I said, you can talk to others and bask in Heaven's sky for all of eternity, but you have no physical body or access to the entertainment you have on Earth, you wouldn't even be able to do anything sexual."
Kazuma takes in the information… Heaven is instantly a no-go as of now, and that only leaves him with one option. Before he could speak up, Aqua continued on, "Seeing as you have died young, and seem healthy to me, how about I cut you a deal… a third option you could say." Now, this has Kazuma instantly intrigued on this 'third option,' and he asks, "What is it?"
Aqua walks right in front of her throne, clapping twice a second time, the light she summoned gets brighter. She faces Kazuma, who can feel her holy aura become even stronger, and she proceeds to start her speech. "Your third option is that of a legendary quest you may be familiar with. In this world, the first Demon King had risen long ago, and caught the people by surprise. For 50 dark years, he had ruled, until a forgotten hero rose up, and killed the Demon. Unfortunately, that Demon was able to curse the world before his death. The curse being that every 50 years another Demon King will rise if the previous one falls. It has been about 450 years since that has happened, and 5 more Demon Kings have come and gone. It was because of putting in the young, dead souls of your world, and giving them this quest to do, we were able to help this world out. We send out 7 Champions we feel can be able to defeat the Demon King, and that is where you come in. You will be the seventh and last Champion to have a chance of defeating this Demon King, and be lotted as a hero for this world." Aqua pauses for a little bit to let Kazuma digest the boatload of information. While intrigued at first, he had become excited and completely invested in the speech. Aqua continues, "But this Demon King is different from the other, his rise to power was swift and he seems to be extremely powerful. This Demon has almost completely taken over one of the kingdoms, which is the frontline in the war against the Demon King. He also is the cruelest of the others, as he slaughter, rape, and steals in order to gain the upper hand. This journey will be extremely difficult for you, and you will have a lot of work cut out for you." And with a point of her finger to our Protagonist and a loud, Authoritative voice she asks him, "So do you, Kazuma Satou, have what it takes to defeat this Demon King, and give this world peace for another 50 years."
Kazuma was left a little speechless after the whole thing. 'AN OPPORTUNITY OF DREAMS, This only comes once in a lifetime. A chance to finally do something with my life, to make a difference in another world, to be able to live out a dream I thought would never be possible. I could live out the rest of my life and make a name for myself, the possibilities are endless.' With his mind made up, a mixture of emotion, and nothing but burning determination, he finally answers the question laid out before him.
Standing up straight and with a look of pure determination on his face, responds to her in a loud and excited, but serious tone, "I, Kazuma Satou, accept becoming the Seventh Candidate to defeat the Demon King, Aqua-Sama." The serious response and determined look on his face shocked the Water Goddess. The typical response she gets is of an excited teen, who is not expecting the hard work of becoming a hero, getting hyped with the fact they are going to a fantasy world. She didn't expect the response he gave her, with him being a Shut-In and Geek, she was expecting the typical response, but she smiles at him because of his contagious excitement.
They both sit back down in their respective chairs, and as they sit, Kazuma asks her something. "Quick question, If I'm going to another world, will I have to learn the other world's Language?" he asks as he is genuinely curious. "I'm glad you asked that," summoning something in her hand, she gets up and hands Kazuma a small pamphlet of information.
While looking through the pamphlet, Aqua starts to explain how going to another world works in simpler terms. "As you asked, this other world has a different language used, so we thought that you candidates should know the language. To do this, we overload your brain with the knowledge of this world's language and writing system. But there is a very tiny chance for your brain to become blank." He also sees the tiny warning on it and thinks, 'Really, can't even guarantee me that the start will fuck me over instantly.' The soured face and annoyed glance at her is the only indication of hearing the little warning.
Aqua doesn't notice and carries on, "Also because of all the danger in this world, us Gods will give you a blessing you desire in order to help. Whether that be a power or a weapon, you have the choice on what you should bring to help you out, in this catalog provided." After taking the pamphlet away, Aqua snaps her fingers and a bunch of papers fly around the purgatory until they make a small pile right in front of Kazuma. Knowing he only can choose one, decides to go through every single one and weigh his options. With the crack of his knuckles, he starts the choosing process, while Aqua sits down and watches him, expecting a quick decision.
-~-~-~- 15 Minutes Later -~-~-~-
'A lot of these powers either suck or are extremely wack!' is the anguished thought of Kazuma, after going through most of the catalog. 'Most of the things in the catalog are items. They are definitely a no-go, as they can be easily stolen by other people or enemies. Then they are the powers themselves. Most of them seem to be useful in theory, but judging by how they are described in the catalogs, execution is either extremely difficult to do or they have too many weaknesses to be useful at all. That is a pass for me...'
As Kazuma goes back to looking through the last of the catalog, Aqua still watches him, eating from a bag of chips she decided to summon. As a Goddess who can control this purgatory, she can use telepathy on this strange and… 'expressive' boy in front of her. His thoughts mainly were about the items in the catalog she gave him. Keep in mind, most of his thoughts went straight over her head, but found it amusing to see him suffer about this decision. One problem, 15 minutes have passed and he has yet to choose a blessing. Not only is she extremely bored, but she has more souls to guide to the afterlife. With a voice of indifference, she tells him, "Come on and make a decision already, it's not like anyone expects a shut-in NEET to get much done anyway."
Kazuma, annoyed about how useless the catalog is, stops what he's doing to stare at the Goddess with annoyance. He shouts at her, "I'm not a shut-in NEET! For starters, I died outside my house, trying to do something good, and I only started secluding myself for a year! So no, I'm not a shut-in NEET!" Aqua, not really caring, says, "It doesn't matter to me, just hurry up and choose already."
'This annoying, BITCH, thinking she can make fun of my death and the aftermath, calls me a shut-in NEET without even knowing me. Thinking she can treat me as if I'm garbage, I Won't Let This Slide.' Then, a sinister smirk paints Kazuma's face as a plan begins to form in his head. Standing up and pointing to her slowly, he shouts at her. "FINE, If You Want Me To Choose Something, Then I Choose You, Aqua, To Be My Blessing And Make My Journey In This New World More Easier."
Aqua was not expecting him to answer her that quickly, taking a few seconds, she gets up and tells him, "Great, after I give the item that you-…" It seems that she finally registered his request in that tiny brain of hers. With a priceless expression of bewilderedness and a "Can you repeat yourself" response to him she detects something incoming. Suddenly, Not too far from them, a golden light appears, and wings come out of it. As the light fades, the wings unwrap themselves, revealing that an angel had been summoned in the purgatory.
Two summoning circles are then created under Aqua and Kazuma, one of them looks at the angel in intrigue, and the other glances at the circle under them in panic. "W-w-what's going on here" is the panicked response the Goddess gives. The angel ignores Aqua in favor of Kazuma, and begins "Your request has been accepted by the other gods, and you will be able to take Lady Aqua as your cheat item."
The grand yet gentle voice of the Angel is a stark contrast to the crying, yelling, panicking, and all-around pathetic Goddess right in front of him. "T-t-they can't *sniff* do this t-to me" Aqua continues to whine. "I-its illegal, it has to be illegal to send me in that world."
The Angel turns to Aqua but doesn't even dignify her whining with an answer. Instead, she just tells her, "After the Demon King's defeat, we will send envoys to welcome you back so you can return to your duties as a Goddess. I will be the one to help handle the work you will miss, just leave the rest to me." The Goddess continues to cry, whine and complain, but the Angel turns back to Kazuma.
"Kazuma Satou, may the Gods and I wish you luck on this journey as one of the candidates to defeat the Demon King. You will have your work cut out for you, but we wish both of you safe travels on your Journey. The moment you defeat the Demon King, you'll be granted a wish of anything you choose." The angel says in her returning grand yet gentle tone.
"Whoa, seriously!" is the only way Kazuma could respond. The angel gently smiles at him, and finishes with, "May you be the one, of seven candidates to defeat the Demon King, My job as a temporary guide is done, I bid both of you my farewell."
"W-W-WAIT, Those Are My Lines, I'M THE ONE WHO SAYS THEM, IT'S MY JOB" is the cry of agony she can produce while being powerless. Kazuma, on the other hand, points at Aqua and tells her, with some venom in his voice, "HA, How does it feel knowing that you're forced to travel with a man that you have looked down on. Since you claim to be a Goddess, make my life and adventure easier with your 'powers' you have."
"B-b-but I can only heal, my powers don't specialize in combat. And going on a quest with you of all people, PLEASE LET ME OUT OF HERE, I PROMISE TO BE GOOD, PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA GO."
As the light that summons the hero's to the other world reaches its crescendo, their consciousness fades until finally, they get summoned. As the light fades, we see that the Angel is still in purgatory. With a smile, she quietly claims, "I have a good feeling about this candidate. I'm sure he will be the one to defeat the Demon King."
Author's Note: Hello, and welcome to this fic. Konosuba is one of my favorite anime and has so much potential with different ideas. I wanted to take a crack at writing a new type of story where comedy is not the focus, but the story and character progression is. Don't get me wrong, comedy will be a big aspect of the story, but not what will be most important. The whole concept of this Fic is a what if, What if the creator made this a more serious story, instead of the characters fucking around and still getting shit done somehow. This will be them struggling, growing, and improving (Learn, Adapt, Overcome). Now this will follow the story beats of the original, but I will be making a lot of changes and adding more progression in terms of the power of the characters and the shit they will have to overcome. The characters will get changes I feel is appropriate for this story, I will be adding even more to the main cast, relationships and dynamics of the characters will be changed, and a lot more. I also will be using concepts from the Legend of Zelda, Fire Emblem, Smash Bros, and a lot of other games and media in order to make the world, magic, and combat feel unique to this story. Please DON'T be afraid of giving me criticism, roast the shit out of me, or tell me what I did correctly. I would also appreciate it if you would drop a follow and a favorite, and spread this fic around like COVID 19. I would talk more but yall most likely don't give a fuck, so I will see you all next time reader, Peace out.
