A/N: This is a smut chapter with humor. Enjoy.

"an I ay the ight." ChatNoir asked his words were muffled by Marinette's chest. He had a bad day and his Lady was the only one you could comfort him in his time of need.

She played with his blonde hair debating her answer. He had never asked to stay the night before. He purred in her arms letting her take all the time she needed. "You can stay."

He squeezed her tighter. "Aaahh aadrien." She called only to have him toslide his hands up her back. She felt something rough and wet between her chest. She pushed him forward to see that had his tongue out. "Detransform you perv."

He was much more handsy as ChatNoir then as Adrien prehaps Plagg had an influence on him. ChatNoir pouted. "Paw-lease?"

"If you detransform I'll take my shirt off and I'll let you do anything you want."

ChatNoir pouted as both of them knew that without Plagg, Adrien was a embarrassing mess. He lacked the confidence to try anything. She was Ladybug and to him that means she was wayyy out of his league.

"Don't look at me like that."

"Mari..." he begged as he tugged on her shirt tempted on accepting her offer.

"I want Adrien Agreste." She said as she grabbed his face kissing it trying to coax him into detransforming. She shifted her leg back and forth rubbing against his inner thigh. Knowing very well he couldn't go all the way unless he detransformed.

ChatNoir wanted to detransform but he would be sacrificing all this confidence. "MAR...I.." he moaned as she continued to rubbed his thigh.

"I could do more." She said as she moved her hand down his chest heading towards her not yet fully erected goal. "But I'll leave you there. Have fun getting home with that." She smiled as a skin tight suit was not exactly discreet.

"You said I could stay the night." He added.

"ChatNoir can't. But, Adrien can." She said as she was willing to use her body as an incentive for her boyfriend. "Wouldn't want my parents to get the wrong idea if they found a stray in my bed."

"Tell them I was free to a good home."

"They'll think I'm cheating on my boyfriend. Not that he doesn't deserve it. I mean he's not giving me the attention I deserve."

"Is that so?" He licked his fingers attempting to woe his Lady.

"If you're thinking about putting your long ass finger nails were I think you are. Think again, Catboy." She said. She then thought of a great idea. She grabbed his right hand and engulfed his ring finger into her mouth. She smiled as she pulled his ring off with her teeth forcing him to detransform.

"That's not fair!" He blushed. His girlfriend had deceived him. She stuck out her tongue which held his Miraculous.

She took it out and sat it on a nearby ledge. "You can have it back when I'm satisfied." She said as he unbuckled his jeans.

Adrien now understood why Master Fu insist that their identities remained a secret. He was never going to get his Miraculous back. His mind was forced back into the present as Marinette had her hand directly on him. "MARI!" He bolted back as she was far more direct then him.

"You want do this or not?" She asked as she took of her shirt exposing her bare chest. Knowing that doing this would head him in the direction of yes.

"Put your shirt back on!" He said as he covered his face not daring to look at his girlfriend's breasts.

"Look at me, Adrien." She said as she forced his hands from his eyes. She kissed him hoping that his hormones or instincts would take the lead.

She put his hands on her body letting him touch whatever he wanted but he was so cautious. She pulled his shirt over his head causing her to laugh mid kiss as he didn't want to abandon her lips. "You're going to have to give it up."

He took off his shirt causing to Marinette to relish is his tone body. She knew he had a strick exercise routine and diet but to her enjoyment it paid off. She studied his chest as if it was a work of art. "Damn, I'm lucky." She smirked as she ran her hands up and down his chest.

Adrien blush as Marinette went to pin him down. "Marinette!" He said as she grabbed his hands before he could hide his embrassment again.

"Adrien, I will tie your hands together don't temp me."

"Yes, Ma'am." He said diverting his eyes from her half naked body as he thought it would be rude to stare.

She gave him a peck. "Good kitty."

She pulled his pants down with his boxers exposing Adrien for everything he was. She threw his close off the bed. She did want unnecessarily cluttered as she went to business. "You're quite a big boy." Marinette teased as she wrapped her hand around his shaft.

"Mari... Maaariii..." he called. He jolted as he felt Marinette press her lips on to his tip. "DON'T!" he yelled only for her to stop before she started. "You can't do something like that."

She laid her chest on his. "I guess you can just sleep it off."

"That's not... I just can't see you do something like that."

"Where's that ChatNoir suave? Can't be all Plagg or can it?" She felt bad as he was like a pure catholic school boy compared to his alter ego.

"Its just I don't want to ruin your innocence."

"I got off on posters of you before we started dating. I always thought that you'd gently caress me into bliss. Guess you finally found something I'm wrong about."

He put his hands on her waist band pulling them down slowly as he gave her eye contact. He didn't want to disappoint. She helped him out as he was moving way to slow. She wiggled her shorts off in the most unattractive way possible. Not on purpose it was just the position.

She sat up on him and grinded on him. She leaned over grabbing one of her stuff animals. Adrien cocked his confused on why she needed a stuffed toy. She unvelcroed the back of the toy and pulled out a condom.

"You keep condoms in that?" He asked as that was so werid to keep something so vile in something so cute. Just like his girlfriend couldn't judge a book by its cover.

"Yes. You know my dad would kill you if he found any evidence that I was active or at least trying to be." She ripped open the small package with her teeth. "I hope I got the right size."

"You didn't measure beforehand?"

"And how do you think I was supposed to do that? Did you want me to randomly pants you?"

"You could of just asked."

"How would I have know if you were exaggerating or not?"

"Obliviously, I wouldn't have been."

"There's that confidence I've been looking for." She smirked slipping the yellow condom onto him. He jointed at her touch as he was expecting a warning before. "As quickly as it came. As quickly as it goes." She teased as she raised her hips. She lined everything up before lowering her hips. A loud gasp escaped her.

"Are you okay? You're really really... uh.. tight."

Marinette kissed him in response. As she distracted him, she started to slowly move her hips. The heavier they kissed the faster Marinette moved her hips.

"Mmm.. ar.." Adrien's comment muffled by his girlfriend's desire to eat him alive. "Ma..Mar.."

"Ya..ss?" She asked releasing him from her kiss to hear him clearly. She pulled herself up wanting him to have a clear view of her assets as she continued to please her boyfriend.

Adrien wanted to close his eyes as he couldn't handle seeing his precious Lady, Bugaboo, Princess in such a embarrassing state. So he settled for staring at anything but her. However, the raven haired vixen wanted his undivided attention.

"Adrien!" She called grabbing his hands and placing them on her chest.

"They're small." With one stupid comment he made his girlfriend blush and cross her arms. As she was very self conscious about the size of her breast. "I didn't mean to say that out lou.." He had locked eyes with her and lost his train of thought.

She hadn't moved his hands when she crossed her arms. His large hands still pressed against her proclain skin. Both of them blushed in awkward silence for a few moments before Marinette made the decision to call it a night. She uncrossed her arms placing Adrien's hands on her hips so he could guide her off. She began to slowly lift up and was almost out but was forced down.

"ADRIEN!" She scolded as he had wrapped himself around her. Both chest to chest.

He buried his face into her hair and muffled "I.. orry."

"Did you just? Adrien... really?" She laughed.

"Its not funny."

She put her hands on either side of his face. She couldn't help but to grin at his flushed face. Any redder and he would match her alter ego. "You brought that upon yourself, dumb cat."

"Its your fault."

"As I recall you started this. And finished it."

"I... that's... why.. I." He stuttered as he didn't expect his girlfriend to call him out like that.

Marinette looked down briefly. "A little tease and your ready for round two?"

"Only if you're up for it.."

"Well, I didn't really get anything the first time besides an insult."

"They're the perfect size! I swear. It's like Goldilocks and three bears."

Marinette couldn't help but to laugh at his comparison. "You're terrible."

Adrien frowned as he was afraid that his dumb comments were ruining the mood. He had feared that Marinette would laugh at him for his lack of experience but being teased because he's a dumbass was much worse.

"What? We're still going to do it. Just because I'm laughing doesn't mean I'm not horny. So get that frown off your pretty little face because I'm not having sex with Angrydrien."

"But I'm really stupid."

"You're blonde so thats just a given." She teased ruffling her hands through his hair.

"That's just mean."

"You could punish me if you'd like." She seductively whispered. "Or prehaps you forgotten all those threats of tieing me up. Or the one of railing me senseless?"

Adrien throat ran dry as he knew that he had said those things but it was as ChatNoir and he couldn't ever do those things to her as Adrien. They were empty threats but he still had the nerve to say them when he was out in public.

"Cat got your tongue?" She teased as she wrapped her arms around his neck and began to move. To her delight she found that this was extremely pleasurable. "Adrien!" She yelled as she attempted to catch her breath as she was doing all the work.

"Marinette! Slow down!" He stated as he feared that with all her "Aahs and Aaas!" That he last even a shorter time then before.

With one loud "AAaAHHhh!" Marinette had reached her climax. Adrien yelled her name as she had gripped a hand full of his blonde hair. He couldn't hold himself back.

"Are you okay?" He asked wiping a strand of hair from her face. He had deduced that the loud moan was not one of pleasure but of pain.

"Perfect." She smiled as she kissed him as a reward. But Adrien being Adrien needed a direct answer.

"You're not hurt?"

"No? Did you think... Adrien, my precious little dork... I had a orgasm."

"Ooh...I'm sorry."

"Why you apologizing for? It was fan-freaking-tastic. Wouldn't mind having several more. Although you'll have to take the lead. My hips are getting swore."

"I thought you said organism."

"I can assure you that with condoms and brith control. That you and I will not be having a organism. Not today at least."

"Why can't we?"

"Excuse me?" She said not expecting Adrien to rush into things. "I just got a job apprenticing your father?! And Hawkmoth's still out there!"

"I meant adopt a hamster or something that's still an organism. What did you mean? A human baby?"

"Were stopping at round 2." She laughed as he had indeed ruin the mood for the night.